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Season 2

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 04, 2015

The whole family goes to the planet Squanch to attend the wedding of Rick's close friend, Bird Person.

Aired 2 years ago - Sep 27, 2015

Rick and Morty find themselves on a planet where the sentient inhabitants practice a "purge for peace" way of life. Jerry and Summer work on their father-daughter relationship.

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But if you don't do it, I say it's because
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Whoa! [ Indistinct shouting ]
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Oh, God. [ Grunts ]
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the non-interference policy. We got the wiper fluid.
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It's okay. We're not gonna hurt you.
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- Are you okay? - Yes.
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Your vehicle... is it from the gods?
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Yeah, I bet. [ Chuckles ] I bet.
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- Is that a real question? - Just making conversation.
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Okay.
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- [ Gasps ] My Nana! - Huh?
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- Back the [Bleep] up! - Aah!
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Morty! Aah! [Bleep] Amish bitch shot me!
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She got me right in the goddamn liver, Morty.
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- Um, w-we come in peace. - [ Screaming ]
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- Want some crackers? - No, thank you.
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- I can barely hear you. - Who is it?
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Dad, who the [Bleep] is taddi Mason?
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Summer, w-we need you to take down this number.
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3-6-4-2-1-1-2-5.
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A spoon, Morty?
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I'm ignoring you.
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Spoken like a person with repressed rage.
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I'll let you use my lighthouse for shelter and beacon-sending
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"Fade in. Exterior. Unnamed city. Day."
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"Title... 'three weeks earlier.'"
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Good lord! Now what?
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Oh, thank God.
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- Oh, geez. - Hmm?
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- You liked it? - Of course I did.
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All right. Well, um, I'm not a huge fan, personally,
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You're a petty person, and you're insecure,
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I tried to be a good guest! He dragged it out of me!
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Okay, time to go.
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You were so small and cute.
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Something's gonna come through. I can feel it.
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Well, you better start getting used to it, little bitch,
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Time to [Belches] purge.
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geez. Wow, Morty. Now you're getting into it.
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Ooh, boy, you're really, uh...
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[Bleep] That, Rick! We got to kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
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I ain't taking no sh...
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Wait, w-where is that music coming from?
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But now things are evened out, so, arthrisha?
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This is really amazing. ♪ It feels good
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♪ Ohh, it feels good
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"Feels good."
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Listen, if you wanted to try to get a piece,
Aired 2 years ago - Sep 20, 2015

As Jerry decides between keeping his manhood or saving an alien leader from imminent death, the rest of the family take a look at what interdimensional television has to offer.

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where he is currently fighting for his life.
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and with relatively few adjustments,
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or the tragic events of 65.3432.23/14.
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where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses
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We understand genocide. We do it sometimes.
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Hey, w-what's wrong, Morty?
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Morty, uh, let's see what else is on, huh? Okay.
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Host: [ Laughs ] All right!
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Calling all jan Michael Vincents.
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Hey, Rick, who... who is jan Michael Vincent?
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more than eight jan Michael Vincents
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All right, Morty! You've done it.
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this whole decision past my wife.
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Starting with common office objects.
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where none of the people whose stuff I stole
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[ Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
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♪ I'm a tax attorney
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Hey, um, security guards, take him out.
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That's good news! But, uh, Mrs. Smith, could you come with me?
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His penis will be replaced with a sophisticated prosthetic.
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It's... it's... it's... it's... I mean...
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Whoa! Whoa. So, billions of life-forms?
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In fact, the whole paradigm has sexist overtones.
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if I did anything to stand in your way?
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It's just tiny and tiny and fits right...
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[ Chuckles ] Just kidding.
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- Good luck. - Thanks.
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there are extensive medical records open on my desktop,
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Announcer: It's the opposite news with Michael Thompson.
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to the right side of the screen like that? I don't know, Morty. See what else is on, huh?
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You quit tugging. I-I'm in the middle of my news.
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if they didn't shoot their shows at the same time.
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about the condition of our dear, beloved pibbles.
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He's a good guy, isn't he?
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may not have been a matter of public record.
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[ Crowd shouting ]
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The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.
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There's several hizards in the way.
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I'm your host Phillip Jacobs,
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We get a one, personal space.
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Nine, personal space.
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Rick: [ Laughs ] What an asshole!
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[ Whistle blows ]
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excuse me. Come on.
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Enough to pay for a brand-new, state-of-the-art synthetic heart
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that can fix that.
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and put it in that man's chest.
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I'm a marine biologist who was bitten by an octopus.
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Does all interdimensional TV
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I take it Cathrine hefflefinger hasn't texted you back yet.
Aired 2 years ago - Sep 13, 2015

Rick undergoes a transformation to combat a local vampire situation. Meanwhile, Beth and Jerry attempt to sort out their relationship through marriage counseling.

Aired 2 years ago - Aug 30, 2015

Rick and Morty travel inside the car's battery, where Morty discovers Rick has created a universe containing sentient life solely to produce power for him. Meanwhile, Summer must deal with being locked in the car with Rick's overzealous security system.

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You have a whole planet sitting around making your power for you?
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by the alien known as Rick, who once gave our world
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Let's find out.
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I told them it means "Peace among worlds."
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That's correct. We've evolved.
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Oh. Right. Uh, b-blow me.
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Zeep, is Rick-- The alien.
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Listen to me, you arrogant little--
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Dumb name.
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Great president. All right, let's go.
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that 80% of every crank's energy output gets channeled
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No, no, no, they work for each other
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Do you not see the hypocrisy here?
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and you and I will be on ice cream street, baby!
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You know what? I shouldn't be so critical.
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Confirm custom defense protocol--
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Gestating.
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Jesus Christ, cease fire! Stay back!
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Stay here, Hunter! No!
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I will bring you other great alien advancements.
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Crank it.
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I'll be able to interact with any sentient life
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You do realize this will make the flooble crank obsolete?
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That just sounds like slavery with ex... tra... steps.
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I made you. Your microverse sucks!
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Where my father died.
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Pterodactyl!
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To run your car?
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Yeah, and I made the stars that became the carbon in your mother's ovaries!
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It's a prehistoric planet, Morty.
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To clarify, I am quite able to destroy this army,
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in compliance with your parameters.
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Kalo kada sha la.
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Come with me into the forest.
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They eat every third baby
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I just don't see how I can--
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If this works, drinks are on me.
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Yes! You did it! Yes!
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That asshole's willing to risk everything he cares about just to defeat me!
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Hold still.
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- I'm here to see Ron Mendleson. - Third floor.
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What?!
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Happy Ricksgiving, biiiiiitch.
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for later consumption.
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Aired 2 years ago - Aug 23, 2015

When a massive head descends into Earth's atmosphere, Rick and Morty must save the planet by coming up with a new hit song. Meanwhile, Jerry, Beth, and Summer become part of a new religion.

Aired 2 years ago - Aug 16, 2015

Trapped inside the house with an ever-increasing number of parasitic alien shape-shifters capable of altering memories, an uncertain Rick and the Smiths search for a way to determine which of them are real.

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AT LEAST WHEN I'M DISGUSTING, IT'S ON PURPOSE.
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BUT HEY, I'M WALKIN' HERE!
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BACK IN BROOKLYN, WE GOT A SAYIN' --
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NICKY WAS THE REASON WE FOUND THAT OLD NAZI SUBMARINE.
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I'M COMFORTABLE BEING CALLED A NAZI.
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NOW, I BELIEVE SOMEONE HAS A FINAL EXAM TO ATTEND.
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[ LAUGHTER ] NO! DON'T FLASHBACK!
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[ LAUGHTER ] TAKE THAT, SUMMER!
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[ RAPTOR SCREECHES ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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BUT I SEEM TO RECALL A GREAT DEAL OF CONFUSION
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WHERE'S MY PENCIL AT?
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
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IS A MAGIC BALLERINA LAMB THAT WE'VE NEVER SEEN.
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♪ NO LITTLE BROTHER
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THAT IS SU-- [BELCHES] -- SUSPICIOUS.
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OKAY, LOOK, WE SHOULDN'T NEED EVIDENCE OR LOGIC
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AAH!
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YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, AREN'T YOU?
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IT TOOK ME MY WHOLE LIFE TO REALIZE IT,
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RICK! RICK! RICK!
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YOU DO TEND TO OVERREACT TO STUFF.
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HURRY! HURRY! COME WITH ME!
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HE'S ACTUALLY FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.
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SLEEPY GARY, HOW DO WE KNOW I'M REAL?
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WHY NOT?
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THAT'S A COOL WATCH THERE, RICK.
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WHEN YOU ROTATE BACK TO THE WORLD, FRANKENSTEIN?
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AM I THE ONLY REAL PERSON ON EARTH?!
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OKAY, SO MAYBE WE'RE JUST ALL FAKE.
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THAT A MAD SCIENTIST INVENTOR WITH A FLYING CAR
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AIDS!
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THAT'S A FAKE-ASS CATCHPHRASE RIGHT THERE.
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WITH AN OLD JEWISH COMEDY WRITER'S NAME?
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THEN OPEN THE BLAST SHIELD DOORS.
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THE REST IS ANNOYING GARBAGE.
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I KNOW YOU'RE REAL
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♪ I WISH THAT WE CAN GO BACK TO THAT TIME ♪
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[ WHIRRING ]
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YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME?
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[ WHIMPERING ] GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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SHE'S REAL.
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO -- I'M GONNA HAVE A BRUISE! IT'S PICTURE DAY!
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THAT WE'D HAVE COMPATIBLE KIDNEYS.
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OR AN AWKWARD FART ON A ROAD TRIP?
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[ SCREECHING ]
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[ SCREECHING ]
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YOU ALWAYS WERE GOOD AT POINTING OUT POTENTIALLY OBSCURE COMEDY.
Aired 2 years ago - Aug 09, 2015

Rick gets emotionally invested when meeting an old friend, while Beth and Jerry have a falling out after making a discovery under the garage.

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STOP SHIFTING THE CROSS HAIRS TO MY IRONIC URBAN PATOIS
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OBVIOUSLY, NEITHER IS WHATEVER'S GURGLING DOWN THERE.
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COUNTLESS PLANETS AND SPECIES.
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I WATCHED YOU ASSIMILATE A WHOLE POLICE STATION
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HM. WHY'S THAT, I WONDER?
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COVERED END TO END WITH NAKED REDHEADS,
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THESE POOR PEOPLE'S BODIES ARE BEING USED.
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OH, REAL NICE. REALNICE.
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OR ARE YOU GONNA JACK MY STEEZ?
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IT'S A NEIGHBORING HIVE-MIND SPECIES,
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RICK SANCHEZ.
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AMPHETETRON?
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I CAN DO WHATEVER YOU DO AND MORE, BABY.
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WHOA!
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I CAN HEAR YOU. YEAH, SO YOU KEEP SAYING.
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YEAH? WELL, SO WHAT? AT LEAST HE WAS HIMSELF.
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OH. OH. "PH-PHISOSOPHERS"? NICE.
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[ SNIFFS ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU, RICK?
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[ Laughing ] IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
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M-MY DRINK IS EMPTY.
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YOU KIDS HAVE NICE FEET. MIND IF I TAKE A PICTURE?
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AND, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY FLAT, CONCENTRIC NIPPLE RINGS,
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YOU TARGET-CHEST PCE OF [BLEEP]
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ALL THE TINY PEOPLE. DOROTHY, TAKE US AWAY.
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I WAS THINKING MORE OF
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MAYBE SPLASH A LITTLE WATER ON YOUR FACE, OR...
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OH, MY GOD! I LOVE THIS.
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HE MIGHT HAVE IT CHAINED UP
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UNITY, THIS PLACE IS A MESS.
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I'M GONNA TELL MOM AND DAD ABOUT THE GAGOO
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GRANDPA RICK, WE'RE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT YOU.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE GREAT TOGETHER,
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KAREN? THANKS, TODD.
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WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR HERE?
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ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOURSELF! YOU THINK SUPPORTING THE FAMILY
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[ BOTH SIGH ]
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THAT I SUPPOSE YOU COULD CALL "SPACE AIDS" AS YOU PUT IT.
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AND DO YOU KNOW WHYI'M NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS PLANET?
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AND BEING LIKE, "WHAT THE [BLEEP]"
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RICK, IS THERE A WAY FOR YOU
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NEVER. BACK IN A FLASH.
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I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO DO IT IN PERSONS.
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Female President: BUT I KNOW HOW IT GOES WITH US.
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Man: [ BELCHES ] [ LAUGHTER ]
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AND I KNOW I SOUND LIKE MOM,
Aired 2 years ago - Aug 02, 2015

Rick teaches Morty to drive while leaving Jerry at a popular day care made just for him. Morty's conscience has him hunt down an assassin rather than spending the day at an alien arcade.

Aired 2 years ago - Jul 26, 2015

Rick, Morty, and Summer get into trouble when time is fractured by a feedback loop of uncertainty that split reality into more than one equally possible impossibilities. Meanwhile, Beth and Jerry go to extreme lengths to save a deer struck by their vehicle.

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I got to back the "m" bomb on this one.
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- What's your problem? - What's yours?
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Don't speak, don't think. I have to check something.
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- English, please. - English?
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Oh, my God!
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grounded story about their [Bleep] marriage.
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You're a horse surgeon, not a deer surgeon.
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Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable.
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Whatever your asking me, the answer is I'm amazing.
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I saw you. Y-you're both [Burps] all over the damn place.
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Me?! What about you? You're just as mean to me because you're jealous...
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that as far as grandpa's concerned,
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And as a horse surgeon, I'm sure that you know
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I mean it's been shot with a gun.
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but I took an oath that I would let no animal come to harm.
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hysterical, bird-brained homunculi.
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What's that? You got something to say?
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He thinks he can save his own skin
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- Whoa! - You see that? Get down!
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[ Gunshots ] [ Screams ]
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We can't make you stop the surgery,
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and yank your screaming deer soul back!
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- Right. - Okay.
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You tried to kill yourself.
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Oh, for God's sake. All right, here.
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Listen, I'm sorry about earlier. No hard feelings.
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If you could get out that whole time, why didn't you?
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Your time is all ripped up to hell!
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Oh, see, you broke time, and you thought you could
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Shut up. Here, put these on.
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Put the damn collars on if you want to live.
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They're really embarrassing.
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I would've been happy to pay for it, s... [burps] Summer,
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That's right, Mrs. Smith. Give in to your anger.
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I guess that's the end of that.
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We did it!
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You think I want to be an omniscient immortal being
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including turning around to look behind you.
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- I have no idea. - I'm not sure.
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Yeah, totally uncertain.
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I'm not an idiot. I know how to be decisive.
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about an animal's life than my own ego?
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But the top deer surgeon...
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Jerry, this was the most romantic weekend I've ever had.
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It won't latch closed around my neck.
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[ Screams ]
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