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Season 1  "Zombies and Cobb Salad"  1x9

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 18, 2013

When Bonnie loses her job and struggles to keep her life together, Christy tries to get her back on track.

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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
You've been sober for, what, half an hour?
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You guys get in an argument?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
That's okay.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
What happened?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
You've just thrown two years out the window.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
You won't even know I'm here.
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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
She doesn't sound so good.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Be nice to me or I'll kiss you.
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Yeah.
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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
"I'm sorry we lived in a commune in Argentina."
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Anything?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
You peed in the bed, now lie in it.
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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
It's been 32 years since my last drink.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
I was living in San Francisco.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
Long story short, 1981-- I look around--
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
And, despite my best efforts, I didn't know how to die.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
In that order.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
You got to be really high to rob banks.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
My kid's not talking to me.
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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
I've been sober for...
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
getting bounced around from house to house.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
Sold him a microwave at a flea market.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
but as we all know, I didn't exactly nail it.
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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
I got to fix this right now.
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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
Yeah. You want a hit?
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
I have been a terrible mother to you.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
I couldn't find any bread, so I brought you another candle.
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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
You're gonna do fine in jail.
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Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
even though I wasn't exactly mother of the year.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
I never want to let you down again.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
That's it. Thanks.
 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
You want to be my mother? Then stop apologizing and step up!

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You guys get in an argument?
#5 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
That's okay.
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What happened?
#9 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
You've just thrown two years out the window.
#10 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11 #11 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
You won't even know I'm here.
#12 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13 #13 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
She doesn't sound so good.
#14 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Be nice to me or I'll kiss you.
#15 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16 #16 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Yeah.
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"I'm sorry we lived in a commune in Argentina."
#19 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
Anything?
#20 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
You peed in the bed, now lie in it.
#21 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22 #22 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
It's been 32 years since my last drink.
#23 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
I was living in San Francisco.
#24 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
Long story short, 1981-- I look around--
#25 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
And, despite my best efforts, I didn't know how to die.
#26 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
In that order.
#27 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
You got to be really high to rob banks.
#28 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
My kid's not talking to me.
#29 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30 #30 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
I've been sober for...
#31 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
getting bounced around from house to house.
#32 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
Sold him a microwave at a flea market.
#33 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34 #34 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
but as we all know, I didn't exactly nail it.
#35 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36 #36 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
I got to fix this right now.
#37 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38 #38 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39 #39 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
Yeah. You want a hit?
#40 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
I have been a terrible mother to you.
#41 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42 #42 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
I couldn't find any bread, so I brought you another candle.
#43 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44 #44 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
You're gonna do fine in jail.
#45 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46 #46 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
even though I wasn't exactly mother of the year.
#47 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
I never want to let you down again.
#48 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
That's it. Thanks.
#49 Recap of Mom Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
You want to be my mother? Then stop apologizing and step up!
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