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Season 3  "Nothing but Nepotism"  3x9

Aired a year ago - Dec 07, 2016

Bow urges Dre to use his connections and secure Zoey a fellowship, but he doesn’t want his daughter relying on nepotism. When Bow finds Zoey a place at the hospital, Dre balks at the idea and successfully pulls some strings at Teen Vogue. Meanwhile, Junior loses his first job at an arcade pizza joint that the twins love after he reports their unclean practices to corporate, and they shut it down.

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Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
Got it? Good.
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All I'm saying is that if Zoey wants an internship,
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You've been at Pizza Possum for two days.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
They don't just give this to anybody with a vest.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
He's got a new family now... Corporate America.
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It looks great. You're great.
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Hold on. Who is saying this stuff?
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that Bow would even ask me to help Zoey.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Damn straight.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
To make out with my cousin.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Man, I put a gang of onions on there.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
I became something... Junior Account Manager.
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Except your ex-wife.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
All the white guys at work had gotten ahead using nepotism,
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brought love and light to kids,
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And that's not even the worst of it.
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How's it going down at the P.P.?
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That's definitely not it. Ask anyone at my school.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
What, that you didn't wear those shoes all day long?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
I was gonna find a way out of your gross internship anyway.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
- Yes, I did. - Hmm.
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who will be buried in a field like Charlie.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Yeah, he'll still never live long enough
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
- But, Neil, this is my princess Zoey. - Aww!
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your love and adoration for me spill over onto her.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Okay. Is that vintage Givenchy?
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I did beg, and you did hire.
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That is a fun thing to learn about you.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Ow! Ow!
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Yep, and it's pizza.
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Rachel Dolezal,
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
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Everything is done with hands and teeth.
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T-They don't let garbage pull looks!
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I think you mean "a wunderkind."
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Dre, I'm a black woman, and I went to medical school,
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Okay.
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It's stakeout time, and I'm in it for the long...
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Watching this fool take a mid-morning nap,
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They know! They're watching me!
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Mm, a life sacrificed for honor is the only life to live.
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You are the editor, right?
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and does not deserve that promotion.
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I-I know you're only giving Zoey the special treatment
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except my assistant whose dad owns the company.
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You gave them your name. Bold.

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Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
All I'm saying is that if Zoey wants an internship,
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Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
You've been at Pizza Possum for two days.
#3
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
They don't just give this to anybody with a vest.
#4
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
He's got a new family now... Corporate America.
#5
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
It looks great. You're great.
#6
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
Hold on. Who is saying this stuff?
#7
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
that Bow would even ask me to help Zoey.
#8
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Damn straight.
#9
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
To make out with my cousin.
#10
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Man, I put a gang of onions on there.
#11
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
I became something... Junior Account Manager.
#12
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
Except your ex-wife.
#13
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
All the white guys at work had gotten ahead using nepotism,
#14
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
brought love and light to kids,
#15
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
And that's not even the worst of it.
#16
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How's it going down at the P.P.?
#17
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That's definitely not it. Ask anyone at my school.
#19
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What, that you didn't wear those shoes all day long?
#20
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
I was gonna find a way out of your gross internship anyway.
#21
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- Yes, I did. - Hmm.
#22
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who will be buried in a field like Charlie.
#23
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Yeah, he'll still never live long enough
#24
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- But, Neil, this is my princess Zoey. - Aww!
#25
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your love and adoration for me spill over onto her.
#26
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Okay. Is that vintage Givenchy?
#27
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
I did beg, and you did hire.
#28
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That is a fun thing to learn about you.
#29
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Ow! Ow!
#31
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Yep, and it's pizza.
#32
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Rachel Dolezal,
#33
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Everything is done with hands and teeth.
#35
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T-They don't let garbage pull looks!
#36
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I think you mean "a wunderkind."
#37
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Dre, I'm a black woman, and I went to medical school,
#38
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Okay.
#39
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It's stakeout time, and I'm in it for the long...
#41
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Watching this fool take a mid-morning nap,
#43
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They know! They're watching me!
#44
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Mm, a life sacrificed for honor is the only life to live.
#45
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
You are the editor, right?
#46
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
and does not deserve that promotion.
#47
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
I-I know you're only giving Zoey the special treatment
#48
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
except my assistant whose dad owns the company.
#49
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You gave them your name. Bold.
#50