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Season 3  "Manternity"  3x18

Aired 2 months ago - Mar 15, 2017

Dre considers taking paternity leave after he realizes that Zoey is arguably the best child and their bond developed while he was unemployed when she was born. Meanwhile, Bow tries to hide her pregnancy in order to get a promotion, and Ruby convinces the kids that their nanny, Vivian, is stealing from them.

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Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 1
So, you had four kids and you weren't home with any of them?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 2
eating a muffin, and then you came in and told me
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 3
- What? - Charlie: Eustace turned out great, too.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 4
Hey. Has anyone seen my iPod Shuffle?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 5
Do they still make iPod Shuffles?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 6
Ah, I love the track suit and kitten heels.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 7
Gather quickly.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 8
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 9
Oh, we gonna find that Shuffle.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 10
'Cause I know how to...
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 11
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 12
Hey, Dad... Ohh!
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 13
She's perfect.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 14
What if Zoey turned out so great because I was home
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 15
as something more than just a holiday drink.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 16
Sitting by the fire, waiting for the phone to ring.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 17
I told you he was gay, Dad.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 18
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 19
Legoland.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 20
Stevens: Seriously, just take the shot.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 21
- Mm-hmm. - And then I nailed it, Dre.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 22
I want my baby to have all the benefits
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 23
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 24
that people are inherently evil, which I do.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 25
All this proves is you won't be able to live near a school.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 26
When someone steals from you, catch them.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 27
Hey.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 28
But on the plus side, it did prompt a pop-in visit
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 29
And you may also take paternity leave.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 30
So, I was just handing out your account
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 31
Well, you'll see enough of them when you're at home.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 32
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 33
in the workplace.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 34
I deserve this, and I killed it in that meeting.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 35
but now I see that I really have no reason to be.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 36
No, no. You know he's not for me.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 37
- What? - Come here, come here.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 38
- N... - Well, now I'm not into her.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 39
It means I am completely loyal.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 40
Moms cannot do it all.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 41
I'm glad that you are so sensitive
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 42
[Cellphone rings]
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 43
Okay, okay.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 44
Ruby: Kids!
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 45
when you steal from a thief.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 46
She went and got change.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 47
Can you believe that, Vivian?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 48
- It's Vivian. - Please, Black Nanny,
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 49
in a handkerchief claiming it's a shirt.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 50
It's okay. It's okay.

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Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 2
eating a muffin, and then you came in and told me
#2
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 3
- What? - Charlie: Eustace turned out great, too.
#3
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 4
Hey. Has anyone seen my iPod Shuffle?
#4
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 5
Do they still make iPod Shuffles?
#5
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 6
Ah, I love the track suit and kitten heels.
#6
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 7
Gather quickly.
#7
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 8 #8 Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 9
Oh, we gonna find that Shuffle.
#9
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 10
'Cause I know how to...
#10
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 11 #11 Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 12
Hey, Dad... Ohh!
#12
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 13
She's perfect.
#13
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 14
What if Zoey turned out so great because I was home
#14
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 15
as something more than just a holiday drink.
#15
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 16
Sitting by the fire, waiting for the phone to ring.
#16
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 17
I told you he was gay, Dad.
#17
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Legoland.
#19
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 20
Stevens: Seriously, just take the shot.
#20
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 21
- Mm-hmm. - And then I nailed it, Dre.
#21
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 22
I want my baby to have all the benefits
#22
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that people are inherently evil, which I do.
#24
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 25
All this proves is you won't be able to live near a school.
#25
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 26
When someone steals from you, catch them.
#26
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 27
Hey.
#27
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 28
But on the plus side, it did prompt a pop-in visit
#28
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 29
And you may also take paternity leave.
#29
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 30
So, I was just handing out your account
#30
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 31
Well, you'll see enough of them when you're at home.
#31
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in the workplace.
#33
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 34
I deserve this, and I killed it in that meeting.
#34
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 35
but now I see that I really have no reason to be.
#35
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 36
No, no. You know he's not for me.
#36
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 37
- What? - Come here, come here.
#37
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 38
- N... - Well, now I'm not into her.
#38
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 39
It means I am completely loyal.
#39
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 40
Moms cannot do it all.
#40
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 41
I'm glad that you are so sensitive
#41
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 42
[Cellphone rings]
#42
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 43
Okay, okay.
#43
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 44
Ruby: Kids!
#44
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 45
when you steal from a thief.
#45
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 46
She went and got change.
#46
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 47
Can you believe that, Vivian?
#47
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 48
- It's Vivian. - Please, Black Nanny,
#48
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 49
in a handkerchief claiming it's a shirt.
#49
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 50
It's okay. It's okay.
#50