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Season 3  "VIP"  3x1

Aired 6 months ago - Sep 21, 2016

Dre decides to take his family to Walt Disney World on the magical, first-class vacation experience he was never able to have as a kid. With the help of a VIP tour guide, Dre and the kids take full advantage of their VIP status. Meanwhile, Bow, Pops and Ruby set off on their own adventure at Walt Disney World.

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Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
You know what? You didn't have to come.
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What do you mean?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
[ Chuckles ]
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
- Talking about "better be"? - Mama. This is Cody.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
I was a place kicker for an arena football team.
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I wish you would!
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When you get a job, yeah.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
So, we don't have to wait in that line?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
Uh, who is Microsoft?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
Eh, it's just a flattering form of racism, son.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Oh. Okay, well, there's a lot of other rides I can ride, right?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
the way the baby ruined hers.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
But eventually, they started to get the hang of it.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
♪ And I wouldn't last these shows ♪
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
courtesy of our ungrateful son.
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Every ride I like is off limits for me.
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at the Chuck E. Cheese in Torrance.
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You know, I don't see any other V.I.P. guides out here.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
The kids like you.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
Okay? Now, what is the most popular ride here?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Well, where's the damn exit?
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Ruby: It's terrible! Just a lifelike illusion
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Dre: Here we go! Here we go!
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Thank you, Disney gods!
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
- Flamingos. - Whoa, flamingos.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
- Oh, my God. - What is it?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Describe it to me!
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Let's use our mind cameras.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Uh...
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Okay, Cody, so --
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Nooooooooooo!
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Mm-hmm.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Okay, let's do this.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Uh, let's pretend as if I have absolutely no idea who you are,
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Yeah, playing with our emotions.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Maybe sneak out above the clouds on that adorable elephant.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Uh...
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Huh? And you know what's worse?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
but I hate you.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
We keep looking for the exits,
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
There's a real exit right -- right there.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
while this... magnificent parade goes by.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
♪ Don't believe me, ask the dishes ♪
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Check this out. [ Clears throat ]
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Hi. [ Higher-pitched ] Hi.
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Are you allowed to eat that?
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Well, I had the worst day ever with your spoiled-ass kids.

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Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
What do you mean?
#2
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
[ Chuckles ]
#3
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
- Talking about "better be"? - Mama. This is Cody.
#4
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
I was a place kicker for an arena football team.
#5
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
I wish you would!
#6
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
When you get a job, yeah.
#7
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
So, we don't have to wait in that line?
#8
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
Uh, who is Microsoft?
#9
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
Eh, it's just a flattering form of racism, son.
#10
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Oh. Okay, well, there's a lot of other rides I can ride, right?
#11
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
the way the baby ruined hers.
#12
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
But eventually, they started to get the hang of it.
#13
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
♪ And I wouldn't last these shows ♪
#14
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
courtesy of our ungrateful son.
#15
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Every ride I like is off limits for me.
#17
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
at the Chuck E. Cheese in Torrance.
#18
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
You know, I don't see any other V.I.P. guides out here.
#19
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
The kids like you.
#20
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
Okay? Now, what is the most popular ride here?
#21
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Well, where's the damn exit?
#22
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23 #23 Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Ruby: It's terrible! Just a lifelike illusion
#24
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Dre: Here we go! Here we go!
#25
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
Thank you, Disney gods!
#26
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
- Flamingos. - Whoa, flamingos.
#27
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
- Oh, my God. - What is it?
#28
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Describe it to me!
#29
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Let's use our mind cameras.
#30
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Uh...
#31
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Okay, Cody, so --
#32
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Nooooooooooo!
#33
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Mm-hmm.
#34
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Okay, let's do this.
#35
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Uh, let's pretend as if I have absolutely no idea who you are,
#36
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Yeah, playing with our emotions.
#37
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Maybe sneak out above the clouds on that adorable elephant.
#38
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Uh...
#39
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Huh? And you know what's worse?
#40
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
but I hate you.
#41
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
We keep looking for the exits,
#42
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
There's a real exit right -- right there.
#43
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
while this... magnificent parade goes by.
#44
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
♪ Don't believe me, ask the dishes ♪
#45
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46 #46 Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Check this out. [ Clears throat ]
#47
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Hi. [ Higher-pitched ] Hi.
#48
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Are you allowed to eat that?
#49
Recap of Black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Well, I had the worst day ever with your spoiled-ass kids.
#50