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Season 3  "VIP"  3x1

Aired 7 years ago - Sep 21, 2016

Dre decides to take his family to Walt Disney World on the magical, first-class vacation experience he was never able to have as a kid. With the help of a VIP tour guide, Dre and the kids take full advantage of their VIP status. Meanwhile, Bow, Pops and Ruby set off on their own adventure at Walt Disney World.

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Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
You know what? You didn't have to come.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
What do you mean?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
[ Chuckles ]
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
- Talking about "better be"? - Mama. This is Cody.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
I was a place kicker for an arena football team.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
I wish you would!
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
When you get a job, yeah.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
So, we don't have to wait in that line?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
Uh, who is Microsoft?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
Eh, it's just a flattering form of racism, son.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Oh. Okay, well, there's a lot of other rides I can ride, right?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
the way the baby ruined hers.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
But eventually, they started to get the hang of it.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
♪ And I wouldn't last these shows ♪
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
courtesy of our ungrateful son.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
Every ride I like is off limits for me.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
at the Chuck E. Cheese in Torrance.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
You know, I don't see any other V.I.P. guides out here.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
The kids like you.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
Okay? Now, what is the most popular ride here?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Well, where's the damn exit?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Ruby: It's terrible! Just a lifelike illusion
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
Dre: Here we go! Here we go!
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
Thank you, Disney gods!
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
- Flamingos. - Whoa, flamingos.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
- Oh, my God. - What is it?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Describe it to me!
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Let's use our mind cameras.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Uh...
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Okay, Cody, so --
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Nooooooooooo!
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Mm-hmm.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Okay, let's do this.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Uh, let's pretend as if I have absolutely no idea who you are,
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Yeah, playing with our emotions.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Maybe sneak out above the clouds on that adorable elephant.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Uh...
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Huh? And you know what's worse?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
but I hate you.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
We keep looking for the exits,
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
There's a real exit right -- right there.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
while this... magnificent parade goes by.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
♪ Don't believe me, ask the dishes ♪
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Check this out. [ Clears throat ]
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Hi. [ Higher-pitched ] Hi.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Are you allowed to eat that?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Well, I had the worst day ever with your spoiled-ass kids.

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Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
What do you mean?
#2 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
[ Chuckles ]
#3 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
- Talking about "better be"? - Mama. This is Cody.
#4 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
I was a place kicker for an arena football team.
#5 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
I wish you would!
#6 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
When you get a job, yeah.
#7 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
So, we don't have to wait in that line?
#8 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
Uh, who is Microsoft?
#9 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
Eh, it's just a flattering form of racism, son.
#10 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Oh. Okay, well, there's a lot of other rides I can ride, right?
#11 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
the way the baby ruined hers.
#12 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
But eventually, they started to get the hang of it.
#13 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
♪ And I wouldn't last these shows ♪
#14 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
courtesy of our ungrateful son.
#15 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16 #16 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
Every ride I like is off limits for me.
#17 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
at the Chuck E. Cheese in Torrance.
#18 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
You know, I don't see any other V.I.P. guides out here.
#19 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
The kids like you.
#20 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
Okay? Now, what is the most popular ride here?
#21 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Well, where's the damn exit?
#22 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23 #23 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Ruby: It's terrible! Just a lifelike illusion
#24 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
Dre: Here we go! Here we go!
#25 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
Thank you, Disney gods!
#26 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
- Flamingos. - Whoa, flamingos.
#27 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
- Oh, my God. - What is it?
#28 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Describe it to me!
#29 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Let's use our mind cameras.
#30 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Uh...
#31 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Okay, Cody, so --
#32 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Nooooooooooo!
#33 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Mm-hmm.
#34 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Okay, let's do this.
#35 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Uh, let's pretend as if I have absolutely no idea who you are,
#36 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Yeah, playing with our emotions.
#37 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Maybe sneak out above the clouds on that adorable elephant.
#38 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Uh...
#39 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Huh? And you know what's worse?
#40 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
but I hate you.
#41 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
We keep looking for the exits,
#42 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
There's a real exit right -- right there.
#43 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
while this... magnificent parade goes by.
#44 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
♪ Don't believe me, ask the dishes ♪
#45 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46 #46 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Check this out. [ Clears throat ]
#47 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Hi. [ Higher-pitched ] Hi.
#48 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Are you allowed to eat that?
#49 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Well, I had the worst day ever with your spoiled-ass kids.
#50