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Season 2

Aired 10 months ago - May 18, 2016

Exhausted from a stressful day at work, Dre falls asleep watching a "Good Times" marathon and dreams of himself and his family as being characters in the series.

Aired 10 months ago - May 11, 2016

When the flu breaks out in the Johnson household, Dre desperately tries to avoid catching it, while taking care of the whole family.

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And then Saturday was the church crab boil.
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for the pastor's legal-defense fund?
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and it's gonna get me, and it's gonna get us!
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Oh, no, no, no, no. You know, there's some stuff going around,
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why I am so valuable to this company.
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Let's get her done. Let's go!
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Put some fish guts and vinegar in an old mayonnaise jar.
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of tiger-penis tea.
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So, it's the fluid of a fully aroused tiger.
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I'm just gonna keep my kids from making me sick.
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I don't see Eustace often.
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- from that old raggedy hospital. - No.
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I'm going to meet my maker.
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Why?!
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What are you doing?
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Dre, I'm gonna need your help with the kids.
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- Maybe you just need a nap. - Dre?
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You're trying... You're trying to make weight!
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You two are the only ones with nausea.
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- My back is killing me! - Help!
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Look, I just said I was right here.
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- Can you? - My nose. Can't breathe.
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Mom!
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- You're not Mom! - I was a non-factor.
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- I'm trying to sleep. - And I'm trying to write my obituary.
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you're gonna feed them, and you're gonna comfort them.
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Magenta filing cabinet.
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Oh, you guys are still a little feverish.
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See? Look at that. No problem. Just like that. Your turn.
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Fine. Babies, let's go. Your turn.
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And it should read, "Survived by her son, Andre,
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and wrestling legend Junkyard Dog."
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The next day wasn't much better.
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- I'm not a vampire! - Okay.
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I had to be Dr. Dre!
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It is not from three years ago.
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- For who? - Midler.
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Yeah, I just kind of filed it away
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You know, nowadays, with all the advances
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Oh, don't say that, Ruby. Come on. You started a family.
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Yeah. Why would you undo all the good that you've done?
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Actually, it's quite common in Japan, where it is known...
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- This is amazing. - Mm-hmm.
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You know what? Now we have time for a whole Bette Midler marathon.
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Aired 10 months ago - May 04, 2016

Dre has always felt his older son was never like him, but when he finally meets Junior’s cool friends, Dre is all in and happy that his son may have the opportunity for an actual social life. Meanwhile, Bow is dealing with Ruby, Zoey, Jack and Diane not confessing to things breaking around the house and decides to handle it her own way after some judgment from Vivian. MORE -LESS

Aired 11 months ago - Apr 27, 2016

Dre's always strived to model his life after the idyllic families he grew up watching on TV, but he panics after he learns he could lose his job. Meanwhile, Bow tries to prove herself when she's put in charge of the school auction and enlists here kids' assistance instead of accepting the other moms' offers to help.

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"Donut Worry, Be Coffee?"
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Thank you so much for helping me make these baskets beautiful!
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Sometimes I give out empty gift cards
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Oh, sweetie, she makes us all sad.
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Huh.
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What?
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Probably didn't help, but that job thing... Whoo!
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I stole the money on the gift card.
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Because look at how flipping gorgeous I am.
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but to obey the adult telling us to steal.
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Just save it, okay? Daphne's not even here.
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to prove that I'm indispensable.
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- What? - It's just the market, okay?
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Check this out.
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We've got a last-minute package to split a cheese plate with.
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[Gasps] Oh!
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I had a nightmare about this.
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Anyway, this is going to be the best auction yet!
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I'm trying to protect my job, Pops.
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You did not get laid off.
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Pops, it's about more than losing my job.
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no-baby-mama-on-the-side-having, full-tuition-paying family,
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I got to represent.
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what Clinton did in the Oval Office?
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Son. You haven't failed.
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I need to go, uh, tend to my own herb garden.
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From the "Rock Your Universe-al Studios Tour" basket?
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And you two have worked so hard.
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[Lil Wayne's "Got Money" plays]
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♪ Take it out your pocket and show it ♪
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By the time we're out of here, I want everybody on our jocks.
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E-Everyone else seemed to figure out
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no one else would have come up with that one.
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Well, they can be.
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[Imitates bugle]
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Oh, I love killing!
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Why would you think I'm stealing?
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The thieves will sit in these chairs
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were about to perceive my black kids as black thieves,
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and an edible arrangement delivered to your door.
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What are you talking about, Dre?
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She gives us her all every day.
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We're not gonna do anything.
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- That's what you get! - In your face!
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Oh, you can see... see me?
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At the glass-blowing class I paid for with my own money.
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a teeny-tiny district-wide grand-larceny scandal,
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So what if I was?
Aired a year ago - Apr 13, 2016

Dre’s sister, Rhonda, is getting married to her girlfriend, Sharon, and the upcoming nuptials lead to a conversation on tradition. Dre finds out that Bow is against the patriarchal convention of taking the man’s last name, but he never knew this because Bow’s maiden name is also Johnson. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane want to be the ring bearer and flower girl but worry they’ve aged out of the gigs, and Junior and Zoey prep Ruby to embrace her daughter’s relationship. MORE -LESS

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- so this is idiotic. - Mm-hmm.
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And, in the divorce, his pride, his pizza stone,
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Not everyone's good enough to be an Oppenhol.
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only Oppenhols were good enough for us.
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Exactly!
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I think this is starting to make you look like
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I'm not saying I'm the greatest ring bearer of all time,
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- Ohh. - Just face it, guys.
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The last time you saw Sharon and Rhonda,
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- Come on. Come on. - No.
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- Auntie Rhonda! - Sharon!
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Did she just call another woman "Mama?"
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No bad, you know, until an innocent game
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Listen, I don't like you calling another woman "Mama."
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You took my balls. Now you must take my name.
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You done turned into one of these hairy-legged man-haters.
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And I will fight up against any custom or tradition
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Rainbow, ain't nobody got time for that!
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- And I chose civil rights! - Mm.
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I just believe that a family should all have the same name.
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It meant I was I was chosen.
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Dre, my name is just as important.
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- That is not what I meant. - Oh.
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That feels right to you?
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Can it involve my food allergy?
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like some random cousin or Junior.
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Peep my new wedding suit.
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And we're about to be family.
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Okay, Mrs. Johnson.
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Oh, are those lesbians? I had no idea.
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Rhonda has come up with a great way
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[Chuckles] Yes.
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H-Hold on. Hold on.
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- All right, we've had two presidents. - Mm-hmm.
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Are you really sure
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Everybody, my wife cuckolded me.
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- the same last name. - It's not, though.
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Here are the rules. Single elimination.
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- ♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪- [Groans]
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♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪
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Yeah, I really don't care. I just want you to win.
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It's the risk of the sub-grip.
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Ohh!
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Put this here. Keep my grip.
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[Chuckling] Yeah.
Aired a year ago - Apr 06, 2016

When Dre and Bow realize they don't have a legal guardian for their kids, they make it their mission to find replacement parents should anything happen to them. Meanwhile, Zoey and Junior reveal the truth to Jack about their old dog's death and other family secrets he naively accepted.

Aired a year ago - Mar 23, 2016

Dre and Bow start to slip on the kids' activities and chores around the house, so Bow persuades Dre to hire a nanny. After several interviews that don’t go well, they meet Vivian, who impresses them with her desire to take care of the whole family, including Dre and Bow. Dre struggles with the idea of hiring a black nanny, but decides to give her a try. Meanwhile, Diane decides to run for class president, so when the smart and bubbly Susie Kwest becomes her competition, Zoey helps Diane create a smear campaign to win Diane the vote. MORE -LESS

Aired a year ago - Mar 16, 2016

Diane begins documenting Jack's budding basketball career for a school project, but he ends up being a benchwarmer when Dre and Bow get him a spot on an elite travel-ball team. Meanwhile, Junior takes his job as a referee too seriously; and Zoe meets a new love interest.

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that makes me so suited to be a ref.
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Diane: Like you work at Lady Foot Locker.
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All right, here we go! Here we go! Huddle up!
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One, two, three.
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Now he's playing travel ball out of Compton.
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Kevin Durant, Carmelo Anthony,
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Right now we're considering repeating the third grade.
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to yank him out of his comfort zone?
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life-altering decisions get made in our family...
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Oh! So you like losing?
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It spends half of its time perched.
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And after one quick meeting...
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Wow, this is incredible!
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Hey, hey, son, doesn't matter.
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I-Isn't that Janine's son? Hey.
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Got you leaning like you sauced up.
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- What are you guys doing here?! - Shut up!
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they'd tell the story of all the great referees.
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of too much quinoa [chuckles]... whatever that is...
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Oops. Excuse me. Hi. Hello.
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I love that these paid coaches play to win.
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What was that? Y-You know what?
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♪ Drip, drip, drop ♪
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I cut these down from a power line.
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Rainbow: Okay.
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really bad.
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Dick Bavetta, Joey Crawford, Steve Javie,
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which is how you played yesterday.
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We've all seen "Rocky," so you know what happens.
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♪ Been on the low lately, the feds hate me ♪
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Dre: Jack and I shored up his fundamentals
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I can't wait to see what snacks Jack's mom brings.
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Aww. [Chuckles] Would you like one?
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Too many one-arm push-ups.
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Nobody knows.
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Vitamin-packed refreshment, anyone?
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Can I holla at you for a second?
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[Whistle blows]
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Ugh!
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Come on. You can do it. Walk it off.
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I've identified 13 places where you may have lost it.
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- That's... - No, no, no, no.
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I'm not raising a quitter.
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And I knew you weren't gonna be, what, a great musician
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Aired a year ago - Feb 24, 2016

When the kids ask some tough questions in the midst of a highly publicized court case involving alleged police brutality and an African-American teenager, Dre and Bow are conflicted on how best to field them. Dre, along with Pops and Ruby, feel the kids need to know what kind of world they’re living in, while Bow would like to give them a more hopeful view about life. When the verdict is announced, the family handles the news in different ways while watching the community react. MORE -LESS

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He got tased 37 times, so, you know, he's not great.
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Well first, LeBron was... And don't even get me started on the plot holes.
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And no.
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Are you done? No. Okay.
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And they need to know the world that they're living in.
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Oh, my God.
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to pull him over in the first place.
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that's a story I've been hearing all my life.
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Yeah, it's not really ringing a bell for me, Dad.
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Plymouth Rock landed on us!
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Yeah, see?
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Kids are dying in the street!
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go look at them in the garage.
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And what's that supposed to mean?
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and you know I love you.
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and be kids for a little while longer.
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Ma, who's Peabo Bryson?
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It appears a decision about the indictment has been made
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- Yes. - No.
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to review the case and the evidence
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[Sighs]
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That hope, at its core, is all we really have
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the best justice system in the whole world.
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That's low even for you, Rainbow.
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I'm just trying, for the sake of our children,
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Why am I just now hearing about this?
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Can I just play Devil's Advocate here for a second?
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that 75% of them were armed.
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there's only two kind of people you got to worry about...
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Yes, again.
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I am assuming it is Chipotle.
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And you don't want to be eating Mexican food
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What?
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- Tear gas. - Mm-hmm.
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In this country, which did not begin with Eric Garner...
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♪ You can't cope, nope ♪
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be about it.
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still part of the radical cat family.
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They're talking about somebody's child.
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to fight your case in court, you hear me?
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The system is rigged against us.
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just maybe, we got out of that bad place
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And we saw him get out of that limo
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That is the real world, Bow.
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Nope. Salt is no good during a riot.
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with a frozen apple.
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Or... Or worse, get killed?
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Okay, baby girl. It's gonna be all right.
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I was worried.
Aired a year ago - Feb 17, 2016

Jack and Diane are tired of being twins, and after much pleading, Dre and Bow give in to letting them explore their lives as individuals. Meanwhile, Dre buys Zoey her first car, and she is over the moon. But when he shares the news at work, his colleagues bring up all the terrible things teens do with cars, and Dre starts to question whether Zoey is ready for one after all. MORE -LESS

Aired a year ago - Feb 10, 2016

After Dre notices that his neighbor Janine has never invited his family to any of her pool parties, he assumes she is racially stereotyping them as a family that doesn’t swim. The kids are shocked to find out that, in fact, Dre doesn’t know how to swim. At work, Dre shares the story with his colleagues, and Daphne Lido is not convinced it’s a race thing, so Dre confronts Janine directly. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane are a part of the Girls’ and Boys’ Rovers Organization, and they envy each other’s activities. MORE -LESS

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What else can't you do?
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Babies, shake those juicy legs!
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an... Eating for beauty?
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in the boys' division along the way. Mm.
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Hey, we really dodged a bullet not getting invited to Janine's.
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Sign up!
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Tuesdays, we do aerial silks.
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over their nasty, little yoga bodies
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Nothing feels better than finishing your homework,
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Because I asked for it.
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I give girls stuff,
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Wow.
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Why would you want to be invited to this woman's party, Dre?
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So, you can swim.
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Dre is a no, and that's it.
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You are a strong cup of tea.
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A lot of hilarious things were said in jest,
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- What's two? Parking spaces. - Two parking spaces.
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Janine, it's Dre... From across the street.
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I'm gonna keep it all the way real with you.
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We thought you didn't like us.
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where the subject line was, "I don't like Janine."
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That is, if you swim.
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I will see you in the pool!
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Which, might I remind you, you cannot.
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"you know what? I don't know."
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Oh. Really?
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Now, first, safety, safety, safety.
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So, I'm close, right?
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Your children... they need you around.
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Awesome.
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Oh, look how nice. [Inhales deeply]
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It's about putting to rest some very ugly stereotypes.
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My sister made you a casserole.
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[Laughs]
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Uh... no, she is not happy.
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I am fulfilled, which is what makes me happy.
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You made this all by yourself?
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You know, me and you, one-on-one.
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Uh..
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Oh, my goodness. What a splash.
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- Bow. - Hmm?
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You die at work.
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and teach my boobs and my blowout
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because, unlike you, I work.
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because I like to.
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- Mama?! - Get out of the way!
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Dre, you could have told me you can't swim.
Aired a year ago - Jan 20, 2016

After a month of heavy spending, Dre and Bow start to question if they are living too large. Dre's crazy accountant, James Brown, has always been their go-to money guy, but when the topic of finances gets brought up at work, Mr. Stevens refers Dre to his more straight-laced accountant for a second opinion. Dre and Bow realize they need to be more financially responsible and try to prove to each other that they can live without their outrageous expenses. Meanwhile, the kids overhear their parents talking about money and Junior decides to start day trading. MORE -LESS

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That I didn't see shit, 'cause I didn't see shit.
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You know, we gotta keep these accounts full, right?
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"She has a history of violence, a melodramatic notion of loyalty.
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I know she Fruity Pebbles, but, man, that's cold.
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you are immune to the cold.
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The Vee that you referenced is Yvonne Parker?
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but we all sort of got along.
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treating her like she's not a person doesn't suit me.
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I think it's the black one. I don't know. The one with the hair.
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I was attacked from behind.
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I like what you've done with the place.
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I thought you weren't interested in what I had to say.
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You...
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You seem like someone who cares about his job.
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You don't even need him.
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If you stop my transfer.
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They're slacks.
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No, my husband is Jason.
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How did I not know? What's wrong with me?
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He used to love me.
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- I mean, you're a horrible person... - but you're sexy as hell.
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but I'm not.
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Holy shit.
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Ah... Ah, teeth, teeth.
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Christ, you should... never speak. Uh...
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I'm handling this my way.
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Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo...
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Little shits thought it was hilarious.
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while they're force-feeding you through tubes.
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of her there, feet up, high heels knocking over the pen cup
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Good news though. Caputo canceled my transfer.
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And that's a fucking miracle, you know.
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You know, maybe you should ask for your transfer back.
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You need to figure out what the fuck you want.
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then get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute, you know?
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Uh-huh.
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What's looking good today, Bennett? I'm a hungry man.
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It's really sad. She's got the baby and everything. It's...
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Some stuff has gone down,
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I gotta show the warden I'm his guy. He's testing me out.
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The good guys.
Aired a year ago - Jan 13, 2016

Dre has never had a problem with Pops dating, but when it comes to Ruby, he won't let anyone come between them. When Ruby invites Dre and Bow to meet the new man in her life, Dre immediately goes on the defensive and finds any reason to dislike him. Once Pops learns that Ruby's suitor is the real deal, he comes up with a plan to distract her. Meanwhile, Junior meets a girl on a dating site, and Zoey, Jack and Diane convince him he's being scammed, so they devise a plan to meet "the girl" in person. MORE -LESS

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What about the fillet of the fish?!
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- _ - All right, Grandma. Let's get you back out there.
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What are your likes and dislikes?
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Ruby, I cook with cilantro all the time.
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♪ Lord, Lord, Lord ♪
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What... what did she just say to me?
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because you call yourself the "Fortress of solid dude."
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No, she isn't, because she's not a real person.
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- Mm, mm, mm. - Yikes.
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Probably khakis.
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Which crusty old crypt keeper we talking about this time?
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Have a cigar.
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Or that you have guests over when we're not here?
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So... They're not... Uh...
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so we are going to be nice to him
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♪ Lord, Lord, Lord! ♪
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And an inconsiderate jerk who talked over everybody.
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You know, there's nothing that would make me happier
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I just thought he was really great.
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Look, my mother is not lonely, all right?
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You see this watch? You see this shirt?
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Okay, curtis... curtis, what do you mean?
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What?
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Maybe I was wrong.
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We're gonna meet Kiersten for a date
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Oh! Come on! Dad!
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Got these Clipper tickets from one of my regulars.
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Well, I just started going to crossfit.
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Some manny that you hired
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No, Davis got to go.
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Pillowcase-bat beating.
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now, get this... white denim jackets.
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Well, you know I've never been one
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Okay, now. Not the South African amulet.
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Hey, Ruby, I was...
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So, Pops had failed. I had failed.
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Not in my house.
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Get on my back! I'll carry you to Cedars!
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so I'm gonna... I'm gonna leave you to them.
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You tell me.
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Ever since you were a little boy,
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It did seem weird
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But you know what? Doesn't matter anyway.
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and take the Amtrak to Albuquerque.
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but 10 minutes into soulcycle, I started leaking oil.
Aired a year ago - Jan 06, 2016

Dre's childhood best friend Gigi Franklin is in town, and Bow feels like an afterthought whenever the two of them are together. Dre and Gigi are like brother and sister, but it doesn't help that Gigi is an international pop star with model looks. When they get into an argument, Dre turns to Bow, who convinces him that she can fill Gigi's shoes as his best friend and they give it a trial run. Meanwhile, the kids always look forward to a visit from Aunt Gigi and during her stay, they become inspired to film a music video and become Youtube stars. MORE -LESS

Aired a year ago - Dec 09, 2015

Dre thinks Christmas has become commercialized and is all about “stuff,” and no one loves “stuff” more than his kids. Pops and Ruby think they have forgotten the true meaning of Christmas and come up with a new plan to pare down gifts and spend more time together. The kids don’t handle the news well and hope that if they put on their best behavior Dre and Bow will cave in. Meanwhile, Daphne Lido, who is single for her first holiday alone, invites herself to the Johnson family home to celebrate with them. MORE -LESS

Aired a year ago - Dec 02, 2015

Dre has always looked out for the crew he grew up with, but when his childhood friend Sha comes to stay at the house for a few days, Bow thinks he is taking advantage of Dre. Meanwhile, Daphne Lido, the now ex-wife of Stevens & Lido’s founding partner, gains control of half of the company and wants to start inserting herself in company business. When Daphne starts to question Charlie’s work ethic, Dre must decide who he remains loyal to. MORE -LESS

Aired a year ago - Nov 18, 2015

While Bow prepares for the Johnson family’s annual Christmas card shoot, Dre takes Junior and Jack to the Barber Shop to get a hair cut from his lifelong Barber, T. When Junior decides to let another Barber cut his hair, Dre feels Junior has violated the most sacred of codes. The family is not happy with Dre’s new hair cut but Dre is disappointed in Junior’s lack of loyalty to T. MORE -LESS

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Hey, you need a cut, playboy?
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Is it cool if I start rocking skinny jeans, huh?
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Yeah. You're right.
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Oh, there are so many things.
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Just promise me to beat him when you get home.
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Come on, you guys.
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it's just a pile of mommy's disappointment.
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Now, I won't respond, but it'll mean something to you.
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What... what happened to your hair?
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Maybe while you were in his chair?
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The family photo is right around the corner.
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Yeah, you know what? You be lucky if T. ever takes you back.
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Boy, where are you going?
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It got left to the last minute,
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I'm gonna take care of all of this.
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Wait...
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Just a Christmas card?!
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I can't afford two in a row!
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Okay, and with the integration into the company's interface,
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Look, you've got to get him to Dubai, okay?
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- What the fuck, boss? - Yeah, I know, man.
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Oh, no, I knew dozens in college.
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You know what?
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- You don't get it. - He does not get it.
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we toast each other with gimlets and hit the local tanning salon.
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Hey, wait.
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mahogany, coach bags.
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never-did-nothing-to-nobody hairline.
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He's taken the whole franchise down.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Wha... Is this your phone?
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- Okay. - Besides, whatever happened to loyalty?
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- Can I help you with anything? - No, no. You relax.
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Now, she's a bad bitch.
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Now, behind every matriarch
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but he was with one of his loyal, disloyal regulars.
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No. You're T's guy.
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She told me to call her at 1:00.
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Then you be like, "no. But what's up with you, baby girl?"
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What did you do to my hair, huh?
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Fool, I've been walking around like this all week.
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Oh, my. Oh, my God.
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You guys look ridiculous.
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- Neither is that sweater. - Well...
Aired a year ago - Nov 11, 2015

While Dre and Bow take Zoey on a trip to visit Bow's alma mater, Brown University, Dre battles with his fear of flying through a little pharmaceutical assistance to get him through the flight. One loopy miscommunication leads to another and somehow Charlie ends up babysitting the kids. When Charlie shares details about Dominique (played by Amber Rose), an old flame that has come back into the picture, the kids hatch a plan to charm her by pretending that the home and children are all a part of Charlie's domesticated lifestyle. Meanwhile, Bow becomes over-excited about sharing Brown University with Zoey and after a series of embarrassing moments, threatens to turn Zoey off from Brown altogether. MORE -LESS

Aired a year ago - Oct 28, 2015

Ever since he was a kid, Dre has loved Halloween. Now that he lives in one of those “good candy neighborhoods,” kids come from all over the city to trick-or-treat, including Dre’s own nieces and nephews. The cousins are known for roughhousing and The Johnson kids aren’t happy when they come around, but Dre feels his kids could use some toughening. Meanwhile, Dre gets a surprise visit from his own cousin, June Bug, who used to torment Dre as a kid. MORE -LESS

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I knew she didn't swallow.
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I can't wait for you to see my dress. It's sexy, but not slutty, you know?
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- Oh, come on. Come on! - Shut up!
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Fair's where you go get you some cotton candy.
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And if he can't find me, they'll be wasted.
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Kicking it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes.
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One, two, three, go!
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I think you are very touchable.
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wherever your fight against terror takes him.
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"I'd like to watch as you two make sweet, sweet lady love," in German?
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Ain't no puzzle. Makes electrical look good.
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doesn't mean it does so for everyone.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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All prisoners are free to go to the visiting room.
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and I should be doing some kind of a striptease to sunshine day.
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Well, I'm not asking you.
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Wasabi peas and peanut butter pretzels, apparently, but not hope.
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He, um...
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An article. With you investigating from the inside.
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We'll fucking expose this place, Piper.
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You're the center of the solar system and I'm just a dead hunk of crap rock!
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I'm stuck with your sweaters and your shoes
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Anyone gets near the sun, they burn right up.
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I'm trying, ma. The sparks are burning my cheeks!
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I used to watch her sleep
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Who do you imagine yourself going home to?
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I lost my manipulative, gorgeous, psychopath ex
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Hey. Gallego said you were looking for me?
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It's like reading Dickens!
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So, how are things going with... what's his name?
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You're in a band? Wow!
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"'You must be, ' said the cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'"
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She found a little rock. Said "smoke me," on it.
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But why would you leave the library, man? You know you love it here.
Aired a year ago - Oct 21, 2015

In the Johnson home, Sundays involve SAT prep and sports, so when the family is invited to Church on Sunday by the neighbors, Dre goes against his instinct of always saying "no" and agrees. When they end up having one of the best Sundays they can remember, they realize they should say "yes" to things more often. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane find out they were never baptized, and take it upon themselves to do whatever they want. MORE -LESS

Aired a year ago - Oct 14, 2015

After another lackluster Father’s Day overshadowed by graduation parties and summer vacations, Dre and his colleagues decide to come up with a holiday initiative entitled “Daddy’s Day,” celebrating everything that Father’s Day is not. When Dre meets Resheida, a friend of Zoey’s who doesn’t have a Dad, they develop a bond after he is snubbed by Zoey and she backs him up on the fact that Dads should be respected and heralded. Meanwhile, Junior decides to help Bow around the house but ends up becoming more of a hassle than a help. MORE -LESS

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Too many people wanna come, you know? I got a big family.
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Two. The third one I wouldn't marry.
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And send those kids outside.
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Ugh!
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Hello. Yes. I purchased a pair of shoes from you.
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No, I haven't moved. Yeah! That's the address I gave you.
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Yes, yes, it is unfortunate, 'cause I had this big party to go to
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Aw, thank you for your honesty, I really appreciate it.
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Still, there's gotta be some holes in this cheese.
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Shit tastes nasty. It's like vomit wine coolers.
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You one determined mo-fo.
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Take this little tube part, put it in the toilet.
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No, it ain't, man. Them toilets be cold as fuck in the morning.
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Uh, no. 'Cause that's not where the pee comes out.
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I'm telling you, there's two holes.
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Or like, just inside the top of it.
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You have your vagina proper, then you have your clitoris.
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Yo, y'all, she's right.
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Hascowitz? I've been trying to get bumper-to-bumper with that for a month.
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You knew I was after that.
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Hot one of the Asian persuasion?
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Some people collect buttons or Taco Bell Chihuahuas, I collect orgasms.
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Is everyone in here, like, new or sick or just old?
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No, most of them got transferred up from Max for good behavior.
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No, they're not. Your parents pick you up from jail.
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Oh, cool beans. Oh, my God, does that mean we're gonna be roomies?
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Wow. I didn't expect the bunks to feel so dorm-y.
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Chapman, in here. Soso, follow me.
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Oh, no, honey, you're not in here.
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What are you gonna do? Not feed me?
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They secrete this powdery wax substance. It's a bitch to get off.
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You know that was never my game.
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he could chew your food for you.
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- You know who said that? - No.
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Use a mixture of garlic, vinegar and hot pepper sauce.
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I hate this part.
Aired a year ago - Oct 07, 2015

After Dre gets his yearly physical and comes home traumatized, Pops explains his generation's strong aversion towards healthcare and admits that he hasn't seen a doctor in years. Shocked by this disclosure, Dre and Bow try to convince Pops to get a check-up and he begrudgingly agrees. When Pops finds out he has a clogged artery and needs a small procedure, the rest of The Johnson family handles the news in different ways. MORE -LESS

Aired a year ago - Sep 30, 2015

After a break-in down the block, Dre talks about getting a gun, and Bow is not comfortable with the idea. Jack and Diane are shocked that they have been living in the house unprotected, Junior sets off on a quest to protect the family from the real threat, cyber terrorism, and Zoey has Pops teach her the art of Karate to defend herself.

Aired 2 years ago - Sep 23, 2015

Jack performs the song “Gold Digger” at a school talent show and when he sings a lyric that includes THE word, it leads to his possible expulsion from school. Dre and Bow work together to get him reinstated, and along the way, examine the evolution of THE word through the generations and just who, if anyone, has the right to use it