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Season 1

Aired 2 years ago - May 20, 2015

Jack and Diane look for clues about their roots for their class assignment, a history of the Johnson family. But when they can't find anything out about the family's past, Pops comes to the rescue with the colorful story of how "Pops' Pops' Pops'" great-great grandfather, Drex Johnson, bet the future of the Johnson family against a ruthless gangster, Elroy Savoy, during the 1920s Harlem Renaissance MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - May 13, 2015

Liberals Dre and Bow go ballistic when Junior declares he's joined the Young Republican Club to impress a girl (ironically named Hillary). Since they really can't believe any reasonable black people would be Republicans, Dre and Bow arrange to meet Hillary's wealthy and conservative parents. Meanwhile, everyone teases Zoey when she finds out she needs glasses. MORE -LESS

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No, mama. A Republican.
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Oh, Jesus! Black Jesus! Sarah Palin.
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And this morning, you almost brushed your teeth
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No, no, no. I can see fine... ow!
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- Chair check! - Chair check!
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Boom! Found it.
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that the party needs.
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and still be cool.
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of the Golden State Warriors backcourt.
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and I cannot tell you how often he starts a sentence with,
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and did everything he was told,
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♪ Party time, party time, party... ♪
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so I guess you're gonna have to live with it
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She's black? What is going on?
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Ugh. I look like someone I wouldn't let sit with me.
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when you can finally see the world?
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I can read that. I can read that.
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- Hey. - Hey. Oh! I talked to junior.
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That's worse, Dre.
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because I told you to.
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speak at the Reagan library.
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- Hmm. - That should be the name of his book...
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Whoa, guys, I think you're right.
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Hold on. Diane, I said bedtime. Why you still standing there?
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Son, you cannot become a Republican because of a girl.
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Bow?
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- Why? - Bow?
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Oh, Hillary's father thinks I should run
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It's great to be here, Bill. Let me start by saying,
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I got it.
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Mom, is it all right if I give junior the tour?
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How about some lemonade?
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- Mmm! Mmm! - Oh, my God.
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Wow. This says that 70% of girls who get glasses become obese.
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the only reason the right wing wants to enact
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You know, there are so many perspectives in the world.
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but the G.O.P. Is a big tent, and the world is changing.
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leaning in and whatnot.
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So you think it's selfish to save lives?
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- Can a brother talk? - Uh, no one's interrupting you.
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- Let your mama talk. - Let me talk.
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but I can't say we're proud of the process.
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- Junior, we screwed up. - Mmm.
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the same things you do? Mmm.
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Aired 2 years ago - May 06, 2015

Dre's sister, Rhonda, is in town for Mother's Day and although she hasn't come out to the family, everyone knows she's gay - except Ruby -- and Bow thinks Dre should tell her the truth. Meanwhile, Zoey tries to help Junior have better 'gaydar,' and Diane and Jack compete to see who will have the perfect Mother's Day gift.

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Hey, look what I made mom for Mother's Day.
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If mom wanted dry pasta on cardboard,
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Dude, auntie Rhonda lives in a one-bedroom apartment
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Yeah, this is pretty basic stuff.
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'Sup, boss? You look bothered.
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health insurance consolidation party
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you need to be going to get? This kid here, right?
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She's gon' rock the boat.
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Eh...
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Uh... And apparently scaring people.
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- Hmm? - Nothing.
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Oh. Nurse Larry. Nurse Larry's crazy.
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- Tell me, tell me, tell me. - We're getting married.
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Look, it's not about you guys. It's... it's... it's about mom.
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You know, he just kind of, like, smiles and nods sometimes.
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- I'm having another beer. - What?
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Does this say, "I love you"?
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Move to the side.
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- Hey, Sis. You hungry? - I could eat.
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- Okay. - You good?
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That's all I can do.
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Oh, I'm sorry if they don't talk that way
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- are getting married? - Uh...
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My sister's not scared of my mom.
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Uh-huh.
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that you like to weigh in on, and, frankly,
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Yes, she's gay, and I'm cool with it.
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Your sister really needs your support.
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- Awesome. - Really?
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I think my brother and his husband are gay!
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- All right. - Let's see it. Right here. It's easy.
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Wow. I can't believe Bow told you.
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Hey, you don't owe me an explanation.
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You're welcome.
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This does not conflict with the NBA finals, does it?
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No?
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that I don't want anyone else to miss out, so...
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- Wow. Really? - Huh?
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Rhonda is not gay, fool.
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- Don't say that. Don't say that. - What?
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I... Rhonda, I...
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Unbelievable.
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Who in the hell are you to out me to mom?
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Ironically, we're having a little bit of car trouble.
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It's okay, baby. It's my fault anyway.
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If it works out for you guys not to talk about it,
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about shellfish and polyester blends.
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- Mom! It's not a phase. All right? - Hmm.
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 29, 2015

When teenager Zoey goes through a mini-rebellion phase by pushing boundaries and acting out, Dre wants to lay down the law, while Bow insists on a softer approach like her mom did with her.

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 22, 2015

When super cool — and white – exec Jay Sloane challenges Dre over his street cred and picks inept Charlie for a big urban market account, Dre finds himself questioning his “blackness.” Pops gets a letter from the IRS and fears the worst.

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But check this out.
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Stevens & Lido, with our peerless mastery
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and, uh, day passes to the gym downstairs.
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'cause sometimes we don't get our stuff.
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It seems like he's the most important part of the team, man.
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with a complete marketing pitch by the end of the week,
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Huh, I wonder what that's like,
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He told me not to make it corny.
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in between both worlds for too long.
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Damn shame.
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- Oh, way too comfortable. - I'm sorry.
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to lead up this campaign.
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the kettle corn from the farmers' market,
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See, that dude, Charlie, though?
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Jay, I don't think you know what you're saying, man.
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Oh, word?
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I got it.
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But I do want to come to dinner.
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Yeah, but that's only for looks.
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- Sorry, Jack. - I don't care.
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Found these in Dre's closet. Which one?
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The I.R.S. came after my daddy,
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Well, let's see. There was Dr. Davis.
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Not enough.
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I need your curls, Bow.
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he can anchor the rear in a do-rag.
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So, my famous American hero that I chose...
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We have to approach this project
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I played this all wrong. I played this all wrong.
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Hold on a second.
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Please call me Wizzle-dor.
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Phillip Phillips is beatboxing as his opener.
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Some dude's making dad act all weird.
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I call them kale-ard greens.
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But aren't the main ingredients butter and cheese?
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I would have won if not for the liberal "gotcha" media.
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Go upstairs and change for dinner.
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we're just talking about "roots," all right?
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Hot sauce for the Mac and teese.
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I had left my attaché case on the squash court.
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I said, "good day," sir.
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Where the father from "Brady Bunch"
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I'm about to lose this account to Charlie.
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I mean, I'm almost jealous.
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Yep, that's my Uber.
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 08, 2015

When Bow reconnects with her college friends on Facebook, she invites them over for an elaborate dinner party and tries to impress them. But the night of the party, Dre ends up learning a lot of new information about Bow's past. Meanwhile, the kids discover that one of Bow's friend's was on "The Real World," so they decide to shoot their own reality show and document the party. MORE -LESS

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I don't know why she felt the need to impress these folks,
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, goodness.
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and then, uh, when I call you back downstairs,
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so we're hurrying.
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[Doorbell rings] Nice.
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Dre, you promised you were gonna be on tonight.
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Television itself was in its infancy.
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We can do better.
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if I'm the one doing all the work?
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So, the kids had a project for the night.
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[Chuckles] Yeah.
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Fat Shawn?
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Very strong.
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Rainbow: Hey, guys.
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I wouldn't call it "engaged."
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And got really real.
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Sweetheart. Yeah, we were engaged, but it was, like, so long ago.
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I'm sorry.
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Ah, ah, ah, let's not forget who's in the hot seat.
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Did she just say Lance dumped her?
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That's his thing. One man's trash, right?
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That don't make me a loser, you know?
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with runny mascara and a broken heel.
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You know, I'm gonna leave it alone.
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Why is there so much footage of that lady's butt?
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your Snookis, your Omarosas, your Bryant Gumbels.
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Kind of crazy finding out that you and Bow
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I don't know. Who can remember? It was college.
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I guess I had to end things with Bow
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I had a botched circumcision a few years ago.
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Everybody know how to play "I never"?
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a Thanksgiving meeting David Spade's parents.
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Okay, okay. I have one.
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Lance, I'm sure you're sitting on a couple of gems. Dre...
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I have never been dumped by more than four people in college.
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Okay, yeah, obviously I have a few skeletons in my closet.
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and... and eat my almonds and just watch me float like an angel!
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- I'm buttoning up, so get off of me. - All right, let me make you some coffee.
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Dre, why were you trying to take me down during "I never"?
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but I always saw you as this brilliant heartbreaker,
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Hey, hey. Charlie, Charlie!
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- Go get it, thank you. - I'll go get it.
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Lay him back. Quick, get up here.
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♪ I'm so lyrically potent and I'm flowin' and explodin' ♪
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I never saved a man's life on my kitchen counter
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but, good news...
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 01, 2015

Bow learns from her colleague that Dre never had the vasectomy a few years back that he was supposedly scheduled, so she decides to see if he'll come clean and tell the truth.

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 25, 2015

Things begin to fall apart, in more ways than one, when Dre hurts himself playing basketball right before his 40th birthday. He hands the planning of his big party over to his much younger, hipper assistant, fearing he really is getting too old to be cool. Bow and Ruby face off over who can get Dre the best gift, and the kids try to figure out what to give their dad for his special day. MORE -LESS

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So no gift cards, no creepy kid-massage coupons,
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It's a big deal, you guys.
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Ugh. I did not need to know that, okay?
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What can we buy dad that he can't buy himself?
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Our money.
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Hey, turning 40... No big deal.
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Huh? Uh...
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- What?! - Yeah.
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Y'all know I still got the most swag at this firm.
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- That guy's amazing. - He's so cool.
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- You've been limping for years. - That's my stroll.
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Charlie, I don't want your white guys, man.
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I'm just here to show these dudes
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Don't worry about it, man. I got a banana in my bag.
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I'm dying!
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Oh, baby, I'm so sorry about your tooth.
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But this is a real crisis.
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I'm a cool black dude.
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It's gonna be a Jammy Jam.
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get my own dance out of it, called the Dre.
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♪ Baby ♪ ♪ Night and day ♪
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I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
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at the 40th birthday partay to end all partays!
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Can you imagine somebody actually doing that?
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Is that like a mandatory work thing or...?
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Uh, maybe a rotating bullpen of deejays.
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And you put that all together and you do it at a crazy-cool secret hot spot,
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So, it's my husband's 40th birthday,
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Cost a fortune.
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I put myself in Curtis' hands
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Hey, Dad. Uh, for reasons we can't share, we need you to help us get in the attic.
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- Let's move on to the accoutrements. - All right.
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I wanted to do a walk-through of the venue.
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So, you saying no to this?
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Kind of making me love him even more.
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No. I mean literally tight.
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had so much swag that he would have trusted himself
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It's going down!
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What's up, man? It's Dre.
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But, um, look, man, I'm glad you can help me out.
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Somebody put your hands in the air one time!
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 04, 2015

Dre, determined to make up for the no-frills, last-minute wedding he and Bow had, organizes an amazing vow renewal for their 15th anniversary. But when Bow's hippie-dippy parents, Alicia and the very white Paul show up unannounced -- bombshells are dropped and old disagreements re-ignite between the two families, especially with Pops and Ruby.

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only no love, all Isaacs...
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- Ah. - Josh: Oh.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Oh, you so white, you the light that people see before they die.
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I think it is. I got to go. I got to leave right now.
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Go back to making fun of Josh, or I'll fire you.
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Okay, but it's got to be a quick one.
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Wow.
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- Okay. - Bye!
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Hey, son, I'm telling you... bagging will work.
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I guess the lesson started.
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Look at this brother wearing a striped shirt.
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you can go to my favorite... "you big."
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- Mm-hmm... - Like a...
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Oh, God.
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Okay, come here.
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and then you don't need to be scared of the dark, okay?
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- Wait. So, there's no Photons?! - Nope.
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[Whimpers] Oh, gosh.
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- Rainbow! - Huh?
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Oh, wow, so it looks like you have an extra day to live.
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I'm gonna beat you with one hand and film it with the other.
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_
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[Crowd oohs] Just a drip.
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As it turns out, the roasts are strong with this one.
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[Laughter]
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like you got one set of grandparents.
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My son? Where?
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Yeah, man, you don't look like
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because your son's been aggressive lately.
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Uh... detention?
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Because he roasted.
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♪ Roast-roast roast-roast-roasted them ♪
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Sweetheart, I fell asleep trying to put someone to sleep today.
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You don't need to feel afraid in your own house.
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you were the first to ride a bike,
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- We have a duty to be good at roasting. - What?
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You're so tired, you look like... like you drowned.
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Bow, this is the dozens, all right?
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Bow was right. I may have created a monster.
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Those are some very mixed messages.
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Look, man, I taught you the dozens to defend yourself,
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[Door slams]
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I don't have any jokes today, just facts.
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[Laughs]
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No money down on all 2014s!
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 25, 2015

Dre schools Andre Jr. in the art of "playing the dozens," trash talking someone into submission, after he's intimidated by a bully at school, but he succeeds a little too well with his plan; Bow struggles with sleep deprivation when Diane develops a fear of the dark.

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only no love, all Isaacs...
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- Ah. - Josh: Oh.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Oh, you so white, you the light that people see before they die.
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I think it is. I got to go. I got to leave right now.
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Go back to making fun of Josh, or I'll fire you.
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Okay, but it's got to be a quick one.
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Wow.
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- Okay. - Bye!
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Hey, son, I'm telling you... bagging will work.
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I guess the lesson started.
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Look at this brother wearing a striped shirt.
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you can go to my favorite... "you big."
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- Mm-hmm... - Like a...
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Oh, God.
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Okay, come here.
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and then you don't need to be scared of the dark, okay?
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- Wait. So, there's no Photons?! - Nope.
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[Whimpers] Oh, gosh.
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- Rainbow! - Huh?
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Oh, wow, so it looks like you have an extra day to live.
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I'm gonna beat you with one hand and film it with the other.
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_
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[Crowd oohs] Just a drip.
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As it turns out, the roasts are strong with this one.
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[Laughter]
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like you got one set of grandparents.
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My son? Where?
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Yeah, man, you don't look like
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because your son's been aggressive lately.
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Uh... detention?
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Because he roasted.
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♪ Roast-roast roast-roast-roasted them ♪
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Sweetheart, I fell asleep trying to put someone to sleep today.
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You don't need to feel afraid in your own house.
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you were the first to ride a bike,
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- We have a duty to be good at roasting. - What?
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You're so tired, you look like... like you drowned.
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Bow, this is the dozens, all right?
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Bow was right. I may have created a monster.
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Those are some very mixed messages.
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Look, man, I taught you the dozens to defend yourself,
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[Door slams]
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I don't have any jokes today, just facts.
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[Laughs]
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No money down on all 2014s!
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 18, 2015

When Zoey brings home her first "serious" boyfriend, a boy from school also named Andre, Dre takes an instant dislike to him for many reasons, including the fact that he's white, from France and rather worldly for a kid. He's thrilled when they break up...until he learns that Andre dumped Zoey because she's too shallow, something Dre takes as a personal affront. MORE -LESS

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How does a boob like you get more Valentines than me?
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"you catch more flies with honey"?
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But long story short... no ressie, mad wife, marriage on the line.
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Oh, here's your reservation.
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Oh, you too.
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- Seeing anything we like? - Yeah. Actually,
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Oh, okay. Hold on.
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Excuse me, garçon! Walk me through this skate.
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I'm sorry.
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Just volunteering my time here.
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I see what I did there.
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Chicken. Yep. That's it. The chicken.
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Thank you so much.
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Uh, public land. Out of my control.
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You take special moments and you kill them dead.
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Okay. Uh, oh, boy.
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Is this the father? I mean, he's actually part of your life?
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I've got to go freshen up.
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Hello. I'm Keith.
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Told my wife her naan is not as puffy as my mom's.
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Ours is not to reason why.
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Hi, Dre.
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How long have you two been married?
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It's not just a fight about him leaving the milk on the counter.
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when I said you could try my short rib,
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You dance well.
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I wrote down the rest of what I wanted to say.
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I-I mean, it's the kind of thing that just throws you,
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she lost the moral high ground.
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No one else in here is having sex tonight,
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- Come on! - Special sex! Special sex! Special sex!
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Quivering lip... go.
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the higher she hoists herself, and then you...
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Or I could take it to the next level and be a legend.
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And what else exactly would I apologize for?
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Six long years without the greatest mug of all time.
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Pizza's here!
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Oh, my God. What have we done?
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every couple has their own set of nukes pointed at each other.
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sippin' chowder out of Shaquille O'neal's big head
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You think everyone is Gene Hackman!
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Well, I never read your hip-hop "Goodfellas" screenplay.
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I took the Liberty of adding a generous tip.
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Let go of it!
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They ate the rest without me.
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- But it's really... - Now!
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You know what the worst part is?
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 11, 2015

Although Dre and Rainbow find they always end up quarreling on their annual Valentine's Day date, this time around, Dre is determined to do everything right and keep the peace. Meanwhile, Diane realizes she may not have received many Valentine's cards because she is too critical, so her siblings decide to teach her how to give a compliment

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How does a boob like you get more Valentines than me?
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"you catch more flies with honey"?
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Welcome to Everly.
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But long story short... no ressie, mad wife, marriage on the line.
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Oh, here's your reservation.
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Oh, you too.
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I'm just gonna go with the short rib,
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Oh, okay. Hold on.
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Excuse me, garçon! Walk me through this skate.
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There's just too much baggage between us.
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Listen, Diane, there's something to make fun of
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I see what I did there.
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Chicken. Yep. That's it. The chicken.
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Thank you so much.
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Uh, public land. Out of my control.
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You take special moments and you kill them dead.
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Uh, okay, baby.
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'Cause plenty of women successfully raise children alone.
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I hate Valentine's day.
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_
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Hello. I'm Keith.
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Told my wife her naan is not as puffy as my mom's.
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Ours is not to reason why.
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But I wasn't the only one with a war council.
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- Oh, we just got engaged last week. - Oh, okay.
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It's a fight about him leaving the milk on the counter
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I kind of meant just a bite.
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You dance well.
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I wrote down the rest of what I wanted to say.
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even if it's a natural part of childbirth.
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Oh, I get it. Now Dre is the victim.
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No one else in here is having sex tonight,
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- Come on! - Special sex! Special sex! Special sex!
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Quivering lip... go.
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I'm sorry, Dre.
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Or I could take it to the next level and be a legend.
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And what else exactly would I apologize for?
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Perfect for coffee, perfect for soup.
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Go time, Diane. Your first real-world test.
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I didn't know they'd be sending a mutant.
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You were amazing! That guy was rough.
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Oddly, it keeps the peace.
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sippin' chowder out of Shaquille O'neal's big head
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Well, I never read your hip-hop "Goodfellas" screenplay.
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No, it's mine! Give me it!
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All right, look, everybody, shut up or there's gonna be
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I was gonna change!
Aired 2 years ago - Jan 14, 2015

On the way to the Johnson family's annual MLK holiday ski trip, Dre realizes his children may not know the significance of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. so he decides to inundate them with Dr. King history facts. Once they arrive at the ski lodge, Dre finds a unique way to prepare Junior for a real world that includes intolerance.

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that it's a holiday for you two,
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O.J. Getting off... black holiday.
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* one, two princes kneel before you *
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- You almost had us working on Monday. - Mm.
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Me... I'll be at home alone.
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- Mm. Yeah. - That's nice. That's nice.
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She's weird?
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full of dog attacks, assassinations, and hosings.
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Uh... I need you to tell me you understand what I mean.
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Diane.
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Ohh! Yes! Hey!
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Do you know who the black panthers had a problem with?
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what was the outcome of the Montgomery bus boycott?
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Charlie, seriously... don't help me.
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In that moment, it hit me...
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Oh, God! It's the cops!
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- DWUB? - Driving While Black, idiot.
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License and registration?
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Asking for license and registration...
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Uh, you see that?
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* I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass *
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I'm just busy passing on the legacy, babe.
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There's no midday dance shows on,
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* I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble *
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than a backwoods convenience store gratuitously named Whitey's.
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by his false friendliness, all right?
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Yeah, he's gonna hop up any second, son.
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Ah! You found the free candy.
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What makes you assume we're with him?
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Junior's extreme cluelessness
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Ooh! Mom, check this out... In-room spa service.
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Me, too. This unit on fractions has me stressed out.
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that Junior understand
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I'm sorry, sir. That couple got the last ones.
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- Bow, I'm not doing anything. - Okay.
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is being denied fair treatment.
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And he's not going anywhere, either.
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Uh... I'm... I'm so sorry.
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"Ad-join" me, guys! Come on!
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- Get off the cart. - I shall not be moved.
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"Freedom, like adjoining rooms, is never given,
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Okay, look... I know
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we would not have been able to stay here.
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No. I am a medical doctor because of "Dr." King.
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It's just...
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He was holding two buttons and a carrot.
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Oh, man. I forgot socks.
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Would you like plain or vanilla Greek yogurt on your feet, ma'am?
Aired 2 years ago - Jan 07, 2015

Dre thinks Rainbow is questioning his machismo after another man dismisses him in front of her. But when Pops swoops in to help his son save face, Ruby is attracted to this show of manliness and the couple reignite their love affair. Meanwhile, things get awkward when Jr. is selected to play "Romeo" to his sister Zoey's "Juliet" in their school play. MORE -LESS

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Thank you.
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Earl, is it okay if I ride with you?
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They were always splitting up and getting back together.
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What?
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That guy was kind of tall.
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And to be honest, I wasn't that happy with him, either.
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and Cayden Morrison ate some bad pork.
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No. But I'm Juliet, your sister.
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I'm gonna go try on my tights.
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They're being polite.
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I told you that wasn't a coyote I heard last night.
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The point is...
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No, I'm asking you, why am I getting a divorce?
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No, Dre, you played it wrong.
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Did you kiss goodbye this morning?
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Imagine David Copperfield with no magic.
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Yeah. Dre's got a point. It's...
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Our life was just like it had always been.
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Meet you in the shower!
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Where you think we coming from, fool?
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Just like your relationship.
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before your husband showed his ass at the Valet.
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Don't you remember why you fell for him in the first place?
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He made those guys apologize.
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My lips, two blushing pilgrims,
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No.
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So, Jack and Diane were getting attached to the idea
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Are you guys gonna get married?
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Pops, what's going on with this mess with you and moms, man?
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Yeah, I am, aren't I?
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Man, we all in the same game.
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Hmm. Even I fell a little bit in love with me that day.
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Oh, and I also need to fix things with Bow.
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- I do now. - Mm-hmm.
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- Turn... turn your ring around. - Okay, okay. Okay.
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Got you some wet-naps, too.
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I think you dropped a $20.
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As soon as I turn down this alley!
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Ugh! Don't bite me!
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Finish me off.
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- since the Valet thing. - I know.
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I've got too much to lose...
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that would fight two guys over mustard.
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- Hey. - Hey, babies.
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Oh, I hope you get run over by a big rig!
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Okay.
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Now, you watch your tone. I'm still your father, son.
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No, no, let me tell you something.
Aired 2 years ago - Dec 10, 2014

Dre campaigns to be the new Santa at the annual office Christmas party, but when that honor goes to Angelica, the lovely head of HR, he goes to great lengths to unseat her, because he's convinced Stevens & Lido needs a black Santa. Meanwhile, Bow is tired of competing with Ruby over who cooks the big Christmas Eve dinner.

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Uh-huh.
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She's upset about Fred. We all are.
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And I will pick a Santa when I get back.
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All I'm saying is that when it comes to Santa,
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for my juicy Christmas Eve ham.
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But I'll go in if you want me to.
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And everybody tells her, a lot.
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your traditions may not jibe
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put you on a cookie sheet,
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George Washington...
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the White House was just that... white.
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This year, let Stevens & Lido pave the way,
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Hey. Cue that back up.
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Oh, my God!
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When I was a little girl, my mom used to dress me and my sisters up
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But we love grandma's ham and grandma's Greens
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We like the same.
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Black people can't be racist.
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- That you hosted. - Co-hosted!
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My mama's right, there's supposed to be a black Santa before a Mexican Santa.
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like working harder for less pay.
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Yeah, son. We got your back, playa.
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Charlie! She could get fired for that.
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Let grandma sing. She has the best voice.
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* Throw cares away *
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Really? You know, Fred said it was a thankless nightmare.
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but this year, I get to put on that suit
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"Ho, ho-ho!"
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Look, these kids came this close to getting an incompetent Santa.
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Oh, God!
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I'm putting my stank on Christmas.
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Uh, well, bow, I could really use some support, okay?
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she had a plan to help our tone-deaf kids shine.
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* Dingdong, dingdong, that is their song *
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Yay! Yeah!
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Pull it together, buddy.
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One terrible, terrible choice.
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What's that I hear?
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San-ta! San-ta! San-ta!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Um... Yes, you did.
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Okay.
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So, now only that I'd become the first black Santa,
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Look, I need your help. Okay? I blew it.
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Santa is about children and bringing them joy and hope!
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Hey, I felt bad. I wanted to help.
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I-I-it's... I've...
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Most loyal customer?
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Oh... My God.
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with my authentic, down-home holiday feast?
Aired 2 years ago - Dec 03, 2014

Dre wants the family to feel more connected so he encourages "Team Johnson" to embrace what it means to have each other's backs. But Dre creates trouble for himself when he falls short of Bow's expectations. Meanwhile, Bow and Dre invoke "Team Johnson" and put the less-than-enthusiastic Zoey and Andre Jr. in charge of babysitting the twins

Aired 2 years ago - Nov 19, 2014

Dre’s mother, Ruby, comes for a visit, and she smothers her pork chops with gravy, Dre with love, and would like to flat out smother Bow, who feels the same way about her. Dre tries to find a way to get the two most important women in his life to get along.

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She's just a grandma celebrating her grandkids.
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Baby, you gonna have to talk to Rosario, all right?
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(Coughs)
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As soon as we have 50 pounds,
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Yeah. Don't.
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Kyra Kang-Nussbaum?
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Fried pork chops, biscuits, thick-ass gravy.
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I used it as garnish for the chops.
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His heart stops twice a night.
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Um, Ruby...
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Don't talk to her about my stuff, okay?
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I'm just saying it's crazy for me to talk to my mom.
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which is to never talk to my mom again.
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Hmm.
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A latch-key with no latch...
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So let's clean the slate with this nice, warm bath
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That does not sound like you serving me.
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(Scoffs)
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I just ate too many biscuits.
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Between my mom's cough and Bow making me sleep on the couch,
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My wife caught me in bed with my mama.
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There's only one way out of this, Dre.
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Do you have two families?
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Separate but equal.
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Ryan gosling said five words in "Drive"
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Just stay confident and say hi.
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Now break eye contact and check out another girl.
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Oh. Free-styling small talk. Not bad!
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That could work.
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Mama: Baby boy!
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When were you here before?
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I'm doing my best to try to get you guys together.
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Ohh. Filthy, filthy man.
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and then made the sandwiches in my back seat.
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Mnh-mnh.
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you don't have time to take care of your kids.
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No judgment.
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Yeah. I'm so riled! I'm riled, Dre!
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Easy, girl.
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Oh, my God. Where have you been?
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Wow. I'm more powerful than I thought.
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Kyra used your nerdiness to try and win a husband on TV.
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I'm totally gonna fail my math test tomorrow.
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and she thought you wouldn't last the first two weeks.
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I need some arms around me.
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we would call her "Coughy Klatch."
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Be real still. Let grandma get you kitschy.
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(Dishes clatter)
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 12, 2014

After the kids turn their collective noses up at Dre's favorite cheap restaurant in his old 'hood, he decides it's time to give them a reality check. He insists all of them get jobs. But when Andre Jr. and Zoey start working at his office, he can't help but interfere, and Jack and Diane's efforts to make some spare cash leave the neighbors thinking the family has fallen on hard times, much to Bow's embarrassment. MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 29, 2014

Dre fears his holiday fun will be ruined when the older kids balk at the glorious Johnson Halloween tradition of seeing who can pull the most outlandish pranks on each other.

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You always think you hear something, Dre.
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All right, family room... clear.
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- Uh, no. - Oh.
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(Sighs) (Sighs)
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(Claps) Hey!
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(Laughs) Rainbow: Again, not a prank.
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about what you have planned this year, all right?
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- Hey! - Hey.
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Bow, are you hearing this nonsense?
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- Don't look at me. - It's okay, sweetie.
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It stings so bad!
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I pranked Kris.
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Bros tend to be a little touchy about being startled.
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- Hey, babe. - Hmm?
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Uh... today, Kris got pranked
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and she'll remember how magical pranking is and get back in the game.
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I enlisted Jack and Diane as my accomplices to prank Junior,
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(Sighs) (Roars)
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(Scoffs) Not really.
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Wha... What was happening to my little girl.
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Now I'm just a fool dressed like a chair.
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and there was no better time to be Tito.
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We don't have enough people.
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Whoa, why am I the one in the home?
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Ooh, look. An idiot in a trash can.
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See, Dre?
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I wasn't gonna waste an opportunity to sock a dude.
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Do you know Rupaul?
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Huh?
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Whoever puts on their Halloween costume
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What do you mean, you don't want candy?
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You just lose one at a time.
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What kids?! We don't have kids!
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Halloween's over for you, too.
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things at work weren't much better.
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It's, uh, my fault. I should have known.
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as much as the next guy... Probably more...
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So that kind of put a dent in my day,
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Got you!
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What?
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Uh, all right, living room... clear.
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Look, now he's making himself big, like he's facing a bear.
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It's like, God, how much can a girl take?
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- He's trying to go up the fireplace. - (Laughs)
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You know what 84% of black men don't do when they hear a scary noise?
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- You were so scared. - You almost peed on you!
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(Laughs)
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Because the prank king was way ahead of them.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 22, 2014

Although Dre and Rainbow agreed they would no longer spank their kids, all bets might be off when Jack disobeys. Now, Zoey, Junior, Diane and a nervous Jack are afraid that their parents will go back on their word.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 15, 2014

When Dre agrees to take over Rainbow’s “mom” duties for a week, the overwhelming praise he gets from everyone at his kids’ school goes to his head. He soon finds himself pushing the envelope to outdo everyone, even the school’s “crazy mom”.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 08, 2014

Dre sets out to expand Andre Jr’s social circle to include more black kids after he discovers Andre Jr. is clueless about “the nod.” Meanwhile, hoping to inspire little Diane to become a doctor, Rainbow takes her to work at the hospital... on what turns out to be the worst day ever.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 01, 2014

When Dre decides to give Andre Jr. the sex talk, he instantly regrets it when his son won't stop asking questions.

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I'm devastated.
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You know, my parents never wore clothes, so...
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Hey, Dre. How's life?
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it reduces the risk of an office shooting.
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I just told him what my father told me.
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Well, I'm sure I could squeeze you in before I go in there
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"Zoey hasn't said two words to you all month."
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It's like... it's a lot of facets to this one.
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I'm about to go upstairs and give Junior the talk.
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Show me one place in the Bible where a kid talks.
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Whoo. Okay.
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Yeah, maybe about the birds and the bees,
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Trying to do telekinesis again?
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Just gonna jump right in there like that, huh, son?
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you never spray this on your body.
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I think he's getting it because he's always in his room with the door closed.
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But your date could keep kosher,
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I heard some kids talking about oral.
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So, show me which one of your crew has the most busted face.
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never pick a movie that'll make you cry.
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I rewarded myself with a cinnamon stick while letting bow chew on her defeat.
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Now, who do I e-mail to give a T.E.Di. sex talk?
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You know, that's a common two-parent-home mistake.
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- Oh, you're laughing. Okay. - I'm laughing.
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and no one's given us the talk.
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about everything that you told me yesterday about...
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- I want bad! - We'll flip for it.
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when he's opened the door of knowledge to his son.
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Ohh. I heard these seniors talking about a position called the triceratops.
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Oh!
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You opened Pandora's box and a triceratops jumped out.
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But you know what?
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You know? That's the important part... out loud.
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Moms like me... basically just me.
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Unless you're in Prague, where it's just called "sex."
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Please, Barbell, just slip and fall on my throat.
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Then the lunch lady popped into my head.
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But the other day, I actually cried afterwards...
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- ♪ It keeps coming up anyhow - ... To avoid him at all costs.
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♪ let's talk about sex ♪
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My mom game hit an all-time low with Zoey.
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- I'm gonna go talk to Junior. - What?
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Yeah, I kind of picked up on that when you left me hanging for a week,
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You have got to tell me what she said.
Aired 2 years ago - Sep 24, 2014

Advertising executive Dre happily anticipates a promotion; Andre Jr. wants to covert to Judaism and have a bar mitzvah like his friends.

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Oh, why don't y'all go get a room?
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Why do you have to get to school so early, son?
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Man, isn't that a woman's sport?
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Hey.
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You are not in rome! You're in l.A.!
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And I play field hockey."
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So when one of us made it, it was kind of like we all did.
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Killer kris.
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My dad was a frickin' field-hockey god.
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Listen, we're working on this folgers copy,
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You know, I'm hearing "historic,"
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Even our snacks were divided.
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More wine!
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All right...
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Yeah. Yeah. Hm.
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Excuse me. Excuse me. All right.
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That's right.
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Okay. Hello! Okay.
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Actually, you told me I was coming over
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I said I wanted to be the first black svp for stevens & lido,
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Obama's the first black president?
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Hey. You two.
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You got to stop with the whole pity-party thing.
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Who technically isn't even really black?
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Tomorrow, he's running from the police in a white bronco.
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This is your dream and this is our plan.
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You're welcome. Mwah. I love you.
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And, remember, really put your swag on it, you know?
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"keep it real."
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Liza jackson asked if we could have a playdate.
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Why didn't you just say that?
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Oh, and, dad, me and some of the field mob
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Are you listening to this?
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I smell a group hug coming on. I'm going to the track.
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So, then he sent me a smiley face with a wink.
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Dad -- quiet!
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A black man, because I'm throwing you
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Hey, hey! Hold on, hold on. Slow your roll, you two.
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Mm-hmm.
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You were the one who brought up
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If she thinks I'm finished with keeping it real,
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And lalonde goes down!
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I thought it was funny.
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Mm! - Andre.
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Bow, I could use your support right now.
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The irony of my pitch, so we mutually decided
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If they'd given it to someone white,
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Okay?