Aired 3 days ago - Mar 26, 2017
Elijah prepares for an open-call audition for a new Broadway musical, but is thrown off his game by an unexpected visitor. In need of cash, Marnie tries to pawn a family heirloom and gets a wakeup call from an unlikely source. Hannah reconnects with Paul-Louis.
Aired 10 days ago - Mar 19, 2017
Marnie tries to convince a resistant Desi to follow through with their planned gig at her mom’s birthday party in New Jersey. After rebuffing Adam’s request to watch his film, Hannah gets advice on an important decision from her dad and his new
partner, Keith. Elijah’s thespian talents are rekindled when he helps a coworker run lines for an audition.
Marnie: Oh, my God, this is first
trimester hormones, isn't it?
What the fuck did you just do?
That's a rental!
My mom's friend's birthday in New Jersey.
We've gone over this.
And by the way,
not that you give a shit,
Now it is a bad dream come true.
My friend Carlos is having
a hot dog taco party.
but you're certainly
not gonna be the worst.
Yeah, see? People with great
parents they name kid "Steve."
I just don't think I'm gonna
be a very good influence.
- Did you watch it?
- No, dude, and I can't.
Great, so you expect me to believe
you made anything for me?
'Cause I need you
to tell me if it's real.
from what I can say were, for
me, some very painful memories.
Well, I'm pregnant.
Yeah, I'm just, um, waiting
on my partner still.
the godmother that I need to be.
they told me they didn't
want to tell the child
I think we all need
to do exactly
Anyway, for me, like, being
in a band is mostly stressful
you'll get there.
- You're not wearing a watch.
- Well, I know what time it is.
Oh, no. Fuck, yes!
I didn't see her.
You ran? You hit a
little girl and ran?
My whole life...
do it here,
He was just following me
down my block.
Will you please be quiet?
for a reason, which is that I
don't care what you think.
And I am here and I know you.
Can you cut it?
until you came into my life.
♪ Every thought I have, I'm
thinking what you might do ♪
you reinvented the form.
Aired 17 days ago - Mar 12, 2017
Adam and Jessa begin shooting scenes for their film, but she questions his creative direction. In town to visit Hannah, her mother, Loreen, has a hard time accepting the next phase of her life. Marnie does a less-than-stellar job of being there for a grieving Ray.
She's way more chill than that.
You're weirder than even me.
of someone who thinks they have more
power than they actually do, right?
I couldn't travel with it,
and it is something that
I really want, I think.
like about how I'm gonna have
to start drinking water.
Yeah, we were all little kids once.
"Emmanuelle," "Red Shoe Diaries,"
"Young Ladies of Chatterly."
And if you need me here, here I am.
- How's that?
- Yeah. Yeah, good.
Okay, just to be fair,
Someone you sort of like dies
No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.
they're ultimately only
gonna hurt each other.
I don't need to read scripts.
I'm here to produce!
She's right out there.
I'll help you find a good doctor here
I mean, I think I have, so.
Do you think I'm gonna travel
alone with this child?
Do you have any idea of what my
life is like on a day-to-day basis?
Go get my shoes.
- I don't know!
- What the fuck sense does that make?
Rocker. Like a Midwestern rocker.
You don't know the terrain.
You're not Lil' Kim.
I think it's a really bad idea.
Pfft, well, I wasn't planning on
sharing an apartment with some...
You don't think I have plans?
You're gonna be a terrible mother.
- ...and learn to live with it.
The good news is that,
"Marijuana by itself
Aired 24 days ago - Mar 05, 2017
Hannah interviews influential writer Ode Montgomery, who offers eye-opening advice on being a woman and a writer. When Adam storms off the set of his latest acting job, Jessa suggests they embark on a creative endeavor of their own. Ray considers
the course of his life after a regular at the coffee shop dies suddenly. Marnie is confronted with her narcissism.
robbing her of oxygen
and of the will to live.
I still don't understand why
he's talking so much right now.
Other times, I don't.
It just depends.
It was nice meeting you.
You're always at rehearsal or
booty body camp, whatever it is.
That's, like, if you asked me
like, "What's your ideal plan?"
Or should I try
to meditate on the train?
It feels like
a pipe cleaner's in there.
I don't know if I feel like abusing
my media contacts for you right now.
Reminds me of this time back when I was
assistant to the transportation commissioner
Wow, that's a crazy story.
- Man: Hey. Hey, Bobby?
- Oh, Jesus.
Hey, nice doing business with you.
It's been great.
caused you to develop
an addiction to something
- Can I have some water?
- Yeah, have some water.
You were my partner,
but you never saw me.
or rolling their eyes
and dismissing you,
I shut down?
You really did, Marnie.
- and petty vandalism.
- Oh, my God.
Wait around like some tool
Money literally grows on trees.
I feel bad.
and pretending death
Hmm? I don't need you
to judge me
and now you're just coasting.
You have to go to the ER.
You know, like,
even if it fucking hurts,
and it's raw,
it's powerfully true, Adam.
- All that shit! Yes!
- Yes, yes!
Yes, your urine tested
positive for infection.
- Well, I mean...
- And even if I did end up like him,
- I'm gonna go apologize to him right now.
- Okay, good.
- We'll talk about this later.
And I know it's really,
You guys should do
whatever you want.
It was just, like,
a bunch of old gays
Put your little head on my lap.
Aired a month ago - Feb 19, 2017
Hannah provides cover for Marnie’s secret weekender to Poughkeepsie, which she hopes will help clarify an old chapter in her life. Shoshanna enlists Elijah to be her plus-one at a networking event for young professional women, where Jessa’s antics lead Shosh to reevaluate her post-college friendships.
♪ Nobody was calling me up... ♪
Road trips and skinny-dips!
Um, and I, um... I hope there's
no elder abuse at the, um...
Yeah, um, actually, speaking
of which, I need to go.
if you want to make actual plans.
and it's totally not your crowd.
Okay, with my women. With
my women. I stand corrected.
I have never felt such an intense need
You could be making,
like, $10 million a year.
I couldn't even afford
- That's, like, a lot of volts.
How much is that tea set in
the window? It's so beautiful.
- What... what... what is going on?
♪ Her Hitler hairdo ♪
cozy does not even begin to
describe this hinoki masterpiece.
- Know what I mean?
- Oh, Jamba Jeans.
- I know.
- ♪ So fill up your lungs... ♪
Sorry to interrupt what is surely a
maelstrom of fascinating conversation.
- of New York female entrepreneurs
if the group is open to trans women,
- We haven't seen you in an eternity.
- An eternity.
Did you try them? Amazing.
We're expanding into T-shirts right now,
Shoshanna: Oh, my God, totes. I have
been pitching them all the snaps,
Mm... those are my mints.
Just... whatever. Put 'em back.
Is that what you wanna hear?
Oh, fuck, yeah! Put 'em back!
- Marnie: Fuck!
- (bones crunch) Ow! God!
- get down here!
- Desi: Yeah, so Hannah,
What is the meaning of
this fucking cunt parade?
This is shocking, okay? That is
not who I thought that person was.
seeing you was like
two ways instead of three ways,
I don't think you should say "jaunt."
That's not a good expression to use.
observations about other people when
you're only thinking about yourself.
- Well, I need to ask you something.
Desi: All right, you fucking babies!
Why aren't more of these women going
into more practical trades, like
our tiny little friend here. All right?
- Oh, no he doesn't. That is a rumor!
you convince me to go
to Rockaway for the day
Get out of my face.
Aired 1 months ago - Feb 12, 2017
Riding a wave of newfound career success, Hannah gets an assignment to write a story about a female surf camp in the Hamptons, where she meets Paul-Louis, an uncomplicated waterski instructor. Hoping to break her old patterns post-divorce, Marnie
tells Ray he needs to spend more time at his own place, but Adam and Jessa’s intensity drives him out of the apartment.
What our vision is is kind
of we send you out there,
Okay, could I just
perception check for a moment?
Always. Like, they ordered this huge
fish dinner months ago and it just...
Yeah, but you guys don't even get
along that well. Plus, he's gay.
if I could use your
room while you're away.
I don't think you need to
take an acting class, baby.
I know she'd want to hear from me.
told me to come out to the parking
lot, but she seemed pretty, uh, dumb.
What? You already have a spoon!
Oh... okay. I thought
the brand was Ginny.
- You good?
So, engaging our back muscles,
and we're gonna be paddling.
Okay, that's enough paddling.
And then hands on the rails.
- 'Twould be my honor. Yeah, yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.
Although, what if the piece was
about how I went out to the beach,
I think you may be talking
about my sand fleas.
Long Island's the wrong island.
Hey, can I ask you a question
on, like, deep background?
♪ I done hit it from the back to
the melody of "Roll It Slow" ♪
- Takes a lot of practice. Mm-hmm.
- It's hard, right? Yeah.
Yeah, maybe that's a
little... nope. It's...
Definitely have coffee. I bought it at,
like, a real coffee place. Here you go.
Ah, for your information, this
is what adult women look like
Tears, sweat, the sea.
The neighbors were always having
kids, kids were always crying.
Just whatever my dad wasn't.
Hate takes energy.
She's helping me on a spiritual
journey, Marnie. You know that.
Okay, Desi, stop. I do want that.
Like, maybe I can get, like, an
Airbnb in town and write and hang out.
But we try and see each other
every couple of weeks when I'm off.
Well, lucky I didn't
meet you on Kilimanjaro.
I'm really sorry, Hannah.