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Season 5

Aired a year ago - Apr 17, 2016

Elijah and Loreen help Hannah with her plan to participate in the Moth Story Slam. Marnie prepares to go on tour with Desi. Shoshanna's idea for an "anti-hipster" Ray's takes off. After helping take care of the baby, Jessa and Adam have an epic fight.

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wants to come here and do a piece on us next week.
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I need you to take it down a notch.
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or tattoos that were not acquired during a naval adventure on the South Pacific,
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Okay, oi.
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- So, what, now you're just gonna do it? - Here.
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- Can't even have thoughts about her? - Um, no, you can think it all you want,
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You know what? I don't like being judged either.
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So, you're writing again?
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I would wear this to lunch with Graydon Carter.
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Dale. He was such a hunk. Captain of the debate team.
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I didn't even think of that. I was just so happy Cadence was dead.
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- My, what a nice surprise. - Come on in.
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Just having a good old time. What about you?
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Maybe your fuckin' best isn't good enough, Tad.
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Fuckin' Tad, you know, I just want to be happy.
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She ate once, shat twice, slept for an hour.
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Okay.
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Really appreciate it. You wanna say bye?
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I'm sorry, just one last thing I can't get out of my head.
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Hannah is my dearest friend.
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And one thing I don't do is steal people's boyfriends.
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- It's called, um, Desmerize. - No, I know what it's called.
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- that we talked about? - Okay, definitely.
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Well, that's on you, because the only time I ever lied
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We will never be done with her, you shit!
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This particular line of people is literally my worst nightmare.
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Okay, well, that's too bad because you are a moth nine.
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Excuse me, sir, jeez.
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There are actually people in there trying to live their dream.
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So we'll be choosing our storytellers at random.
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who he hooked up with one night earlier.
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I would ask her if I could ask her out sometime.
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Thank you.
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what follows is a classic tale of jealousy
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Brigitte Bardot had a baby with a mermaid.
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So when I found out about my ex-boyfriend and my best friend,
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I was sad.
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but, A, he lives on the third floor. I have very poor upper body strength.
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I knew that I needed an end to my story, a real end,
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start a new nuclear missile crisis with my emotions
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♪ You'd be like heaven to touch ♪
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Desi, come on, man. Open the door.
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I am gonna die having done nothing.
Aired a year ago - Apr 17, 2016

Hannah gives Principal Toby some unexpected news; Marnie has an unsettling dream; Shoshanna offers to help Ray with marketing his business; Elijah wants an exclusive relationship with Dill.

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♪ And it's sure 'nuff a pity ♪
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and then there's a Dennis Kucinich live webstream I want to hop onto.
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Maybe ask for some help, something I know you're fucking terrible at,
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We do make a pretty good team.
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I've been in a very open relationship...
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- Yeah. (chuckles) - Mm-hmm.
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this has been a really, really amazing opportunity for me.
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Okay, Hannah. I wish you all the best.
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And for the record, I think you're a lot funkier
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Yeah, well, you know, that's sort of my story to tell.
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Um, I'm not really headed anywhere in particular at the moment.
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especially considering Tandace.
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aggression train is headed straight towards me...
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How does that make you feel?
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- (Woman) You're gonna cross out the... - Yeah, exactly.
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All right, is this another one of your states of the union?
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but don't you want to be with somebody who sees you for you?
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they're only gonna tell you what you want to hear
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- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - That's not what I mean.
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I don't know, someone closer to my own age...
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I'll think of you every time I go to Brooklyn.
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- (Barista) "Silenced." - Beautiful.
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Um, but, ah, we broke up because I went to the Iowa Writers' Workshop,
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Really? Just, like, total identity switcheroo.
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Oh, oh, for sure. She is like a pure white blinding evil.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fairness to her, she was cooking the meth to sell.
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- Mm-hm. - She's just not a person
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of me, and I would love to surprise someone sometime.
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when someone else is eating a minimal amount.
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- It's my time. - Inspired by me.
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♪ Gotta get me home ♪
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- Aw. - This is me.
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Those hipsters are a very specific subculture,
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- (coughing) - Yeah.
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- And I did a book of poetry as well. - And you did a book of poetry as well.
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Yeah.
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and she feeds on praise
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All I do is Google myself and smoke weed
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and you just, like, came in your pants from all the accolades,
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- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, I love them so much.
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♪ I'm feelin' myself, I'm feelin' my, feelin' my ♪
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I am having a very strong feeling about you,
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Aired a year ago - Apr 10, 2016

Hannah becomes stranded after her road trip with Fran gets cut short; Adam stops by Laird's place and stays to help with the baby; Shoshanna gets a wake up call; while recording a new song, Marnie receives parameters for her relationship with Desi.

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- I am not a monster. - Define monster!
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Please, I don't want to talk, okay?
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That's just me being a nice person, all right?
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Hey, what's up?
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Well, I would ask Desi if one of his loser fake artiste friends with a car
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(buttons clicking)
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Oh, hey, Tall Adam. What are you doing here?
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She went out three days ago to get some pepitas,
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- _ - (Ray singing) ♪ Meet you all the way ♪
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Well, what am I gonna do, let you rot out here like a piece of fruit?
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Ray, I just need you to relax and "enjoi" the journey.
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Rihanna's Oprah interview.
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Isn't that awesome? It was funny, man.
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"It is with a heavy heart...
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to hurt little Sample...
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Be as kind to our daughter as I was cruel to you
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'cause I'm not a selfish person.
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Okay, great, so you just didn't want to get hard.
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♪ Hanging at the chocolate shop ♪
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- to see if you needed anything else. - No, just food.
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Adam, how about I hold your penis while you hold the baby?
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what are you... what are you doing here?
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What's... what are you doing for work?
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large-sake-in-the-middle-of-the-day budget first.
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[speaking in Japanese]
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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Um, because I'm holding a baby.
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She knows. She fully knows.
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She abandoned her child and appears to be suicidal.
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This isn't 1974. You can't just hop into a car with a groovy stranger.
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♪ Where I'll go to pay my dues ♪
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Of course. I'm a woman of my word.
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Are you guys, like, pranking me or something?
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Desi and I have known each other for a long, long time.
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Listen, right now it's easier for Desi
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I become, essentially, a ghost.
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You got a lot of stuff in the c... car.
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I, ah, got in a car that pulled over for me at the side of the road,
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Yep, yep, yep.
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Okay, but I've gotta pee, like, now, so whenever you can pull it over,
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and we would never do anything to harm one another.
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Wait, look, did she... oh, my God, it stinks. Oh, my God, Adam.
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Well, it's... it's kind of a long story.
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She would fuckin' hit me with lamps,
Aired a year ago - Apr 03, 2016

The school principal reprimands Hannah; Jessa worries about seeing Hannah at Adam's play; Marnie shares news with Ray; Elijah attends a swanky party at Dill's apartment. Meanwhile, Hannah feels that Fran is judging her.

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in front of Hannah? Jesus.
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(laughs)
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What a twist.
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in which the play will be taking place. Explore at your choosing.
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Oh, my God, so now you're gonna threaten me to get what you want?
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and I had completely forgotten the fact that Kitty was a lesbian.
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Stop ignoring me, Ellen. I know you took it without asking.
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- ♪ He's so fine ♪ - ♪ Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang ♪
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I'm sorry, it's not like the actors are doing anything interesting.
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I know you can't answer me, but I just decided
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Yes, Ray, this is the realest thing I've ever done.
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I just was really scared of what it was that I knew that I needed.
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I think that, um... I'm sorry you're going through all this.
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It's less of a boat and more of a floating palace, really. It's...
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- Yeah, of course I'm having fun. - Good.
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Have I told you how happy I am that you're here tonight?
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with orphans in Haiti and rich meals,
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I guess I'm inspired.
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for me anyway? Dirty the dishes and leave your underwears around?
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Dad, I think there's a lady in the courtyard.
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♪ When I am strong ♪
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♪ And then I won't ♪
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♪ When I'll be strong ♪
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I'll get it.
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I've, ah, already had, like, 14 of those tiny plates of tartar
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Oh, nice. Dill's a doll, isn't he?
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tell me about it. Like, you know, he took my friend Muzzy
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but, like, I haven't talked to Shane in a while...
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all of the things that are happening to me?
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Hey, Dill, did you take someone named Muzzy to a black-tie gala last week?
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downstairs for sometimes sex.
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This is bigger than anybody's divorce. Marnie, we got the call.
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- (Both) "OC." - I mean, she's, like...
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- I talked to Marcus from the label. - Yeah.
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(moans)
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- (sighs) - (moaning, kissing)
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(sighs)
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But what if you've been a silent bystander all along,
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So, ready to put aside our differences and have a nice rest of the night?
Aired a year ago - Mar 27, 2016

Needing space after a fight with Desi, Marnie goes for a walk and has an unexpected run-in with someone from her past.

Aired a year ago - Mar 20, 2016

Hannah and her mom, Loreen, embark on a female-empowerment retreat, where Loreen hopes for clarity in her situation with Tad, and Hannah relishes time away from Fran. In Tokyo, Shoshanna enjoys her budding romance with Yoshi, and gets a surprise visitor from the U.S. Jessa meets up with her sister Minerva and asks for a favor.

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I'm learning about a new culture, and in turn I'm learning about myself,
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I gotta tell ya, I have a couple days,
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Yeah, all right.
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Okay. It's just that we mentioned this in the e-mails.
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I'm glad you're having fun already.
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Are you the yoga teacher?
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- Mm-hmm. - ...and none of you said anything.
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I do like him. He's so nice.
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that was eating away at the core of our marriage.
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I love you, too, baby.
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No, no, I'm wearing the sponge. I have a sponge in.
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I don't feel obligated.
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Use your arms, use your arms, yeah!
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We're supposed to be by ourselves for at least an hour.
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I miss you. How are you?
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Oh, yeah, I know. That's actually their school uniform.
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I'm so impressed, Shoshanna.
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Adults follow rules.
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- I do have a great reason. - Oh, you don't need one.
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Um, sounds like a real fucking winner.
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is that we've both slept with all the same people.
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Seriously, you are wee. What the fuck?
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It needs, like, all the salt in the known universe and there's none here.
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And then again for dessert.
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Oh, yeah, I'm having some... um... some family problems,
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And you'll find that as you continue,
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I blame it on Viagra.
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I want to stay in, I stay in. I want to go out, I go out.
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She said she had the time of her life.
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So?
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- Yeah, you'll just get used to it. - Oh, my God.
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But the, ah, the thing is, I am not eligible for any financial aid
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Jessa, you have to be fucking kidding me.
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And she's gonna be the best fucking therapist ever.
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So nice. That's brilliant.
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I want to watch a reality show about you called, like,
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I'm going to make quick stop at the bathroom.
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in the second biggest cat café in Tokyo
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I'm gonna stay.
Aired a year ago - Mar 13, 2016

Hannah and Fran disagree about their teaching methods. Marnie fumes over Desi’s decision to launch a major construction project in their studio apartment. Jessa pushes Hannah away over an awkward rice-pudding meetup. Elijah gets closer to Dill Harcourt.

Aired a year ago - Mar 06, 2016

Thriving at her new job in Japan, Shoshanna flirts with the boss, but reminds her work friends that she has a “kind of” boyfriend back in America. Hannah makes a shocking discovery on Fran’s phone and struggles with how to react. After viewing Adam’s performance on a TV police procedural, Jessa shares her insights into his character.

Aired a year ago - Feb 28, 2016

An erratic roommate causes Fran to move in with Hannah. Hannah receives an urgent call from her father.

Aired a year ago - Feb 21, 2016

Marnie attempts to organize her upstate wedding to Desi. Shoshanna has to try and carry out Marnie's wishes. Fran is involved in an awkward moment with Adam.

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- How was your drive? - Yeah, super easy.
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You have to go tell him to leave, and then you have to tell Hannah
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No.
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They're so stupid and you know what? Ultimately, they're selfish.
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- To someone she barely knows. - She barely knows him?
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- Yeah, sure. Have a seat. - Awesome.
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I didn't just... I'm not... I didn't just...
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- I'm so proud of you, man. - Oh, thank you, baby.
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A comic persona as skilled and radical as Lucille Ball.
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I'm getting married today.
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my choice of pens, everything.
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She let me bring my 30-year-old daughter along and we had a ball.
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which is white Christian woman.
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Thank you so much for being here, good-bye!
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- Thanks. - That's good.
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You don't wanna take him out back and show him what you're made of?
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Are you trying to get to know this woman?
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They demand faithfulness
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Today, the love of my life is getting married,
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Hey, hey, you've bailed seven times. Don't make it eight!
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Bill de Blasio's daughter wears one all the time.
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Just when we ask for second opinions, we'll come to you right away, okay?
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But we have, like, all the hair accessories.
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Mom, let me handle this. Hannah, you have to!
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I hate this dress. The straps are longer than the dress.
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I mean, you know, never a wedding, but...
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You'd be surprised how much she can miss.
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Oh, what do you care? You still love her.
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And love is about sacrifice and destiny
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And I'm not gonna let a couple of fucking little botched marriage attempts
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- Okay. Are you sure? - I've been doing this for 25 years.
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You know what? You all are a bunch of bitches. Do you know that?
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And it's raining on my fucking wedding day!
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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What? What the fuck are you scared about?
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But I have been there for you
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I'm not the right person...
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- But my face. - Okay.