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Season 9  "Best Friends Forever"  9x4

Aired 19 years ago - Mar 30, 2005

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 1
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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 4
You're dead, but, your death was no accident. Heaven needs you.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 5
Satan is planning a massiva attack and he knows we are too few in number to stop him!
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 7
The Dark Lord knows that our armies are few in number, and unorgamized.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 8
The child did something none of us could: Reach lever sixty on the PSP.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 9
They are... ten billion in number. Maybe more.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 10
Basically, Kenny, you... are Keanu Reeves.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 11
My fellow damned souls!
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 12
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 13
Do not fear, my Lord. Your army is great!
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 14
It is from here, Kenny, that you shall command the armies of heaven.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 16
The time is at hand, Kenny.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 17
Amazing, doctor! You've revived somebody who's been legally dead for almost a day!
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 18
It's a miracle... Kenny, you're alive.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 19
But his soul is still in here.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 20
With it we can actually keep Kenny the tomato alive for years.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 21
The child's soul is now trapped inside his vegetative body.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 22
Are we in trouble or something?
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 23
Dudes, you were the friends a guy could have.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 24
It is only because I feel so sorry for you that I leave you my Sony PSP.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 27
Your army nears the Kingdon of Heaven, my Lord.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 28
Full march, to the Gates of Heaven! Victory is ours!
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 29
He's alive. He-ee smiles when I talk to him. I think...
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 30
Kenny told me this one time, that he wouldn't wanna be kept alive via feeding tube.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 32
No! There is another.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 33
Gabriel and Uriel, you go down to Earth and try to get that feeding tube removed.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 34
You see your honor, I was the only one that Kenny McCormick told his wishes to.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 38
This is hopeless, Gabriel. We cannot interact with anything on Earth, how could we possibly get a feeding tube removed?
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 39
Good. Now all we must do is pray nobody interferes with the child's death a second time.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 40
This is HBC News. A right-to-die case debate is heating up in Colorado,
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 41
You bureaucrats have no right to play God and take that tube out!
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 42
We must respect the wishes of people's BFFs.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 43
The feeding tube has been pulled!
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 44
I will do what we always do: Use the Republicans.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 45
Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die?
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 46
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 47
The biggest battle of all time is about to begin: the battle of the feeding tube.
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 49
If I should ever be in a vegetative state and kept alive on life support, please...
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 50
Oh geez. Maybe we let this thing get out of hand.

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You're dead, but, your death was no accident. Heaven needs you.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 5
Satan is planning a massiva attack and he knows we are too few in number to stop him!
#5
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 7
The Dark Lord knows that our armies are few in number, and unorgamized.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 8
The child did something none of us could: Reach lever sixty on the PSP.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 9
They are... ten billion in number. Maybe more.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 10
Basically, Kenny, you... are Keanu Reeves.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 11
My fellow damned souls!
#11
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 12 #12 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 13
Do not fear, my Lord. Your army is great!
#13
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 14
It is from here, Kenny, that you shall command the armies of heaven.
#14
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The time is at hand, Kenny.
#16
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 17
Amazing, doctor! You've revived somebody who's been legally dead for almost a day!
#17
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 18
It's a miracle... Kenny, you're alive.
#18
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 19
But his soul is still in here.
#19
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 20
With it we can actually keep Kenny the tomato alive for years.
#20
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 21
The child's soul is now trapped inside his vegetative body.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 22
Are we in trouble or something?
#22
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 23
Dudes, you were the friends a guy could have.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 24
It is only because I feel so sorry for you that I leave you my Sony PSP.
#24
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 25 #25 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 26 #26 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 27
Your army nears the Kingdon of Heaven, my Lord.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 28
Full march, to the Gates of Heaven! Victory is ours!
#28
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 29
He's alive. He-ee smiles when I talk to him. I think...
#29
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 30
Kenny told me this one time, that he wouldn't wanna be kept alive via feeding tube.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 31 #31 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 32
No! There is another.
#32
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 33
Gabriel and Uriel, you go down to Earth and try to get that feeding tube removed.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 34
You see your honor, I was the only one that Kenny McCormick told his wishes to.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 35 #35 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 38
This is hopeless, Gabriel. We cannot interact with anything on Earth, how could we possibly get a feeding tube removed?
#38
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 39
Good. Now all we must do is pray nobody interferes with the child's death a second time.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 40
This is HBC News. A right-to-die case debate is heating up in Colorado,
#40
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 41
You bureaucrats have no right to play God and take that tube out!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 42
We must respect the wishes of people's BFFs.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 43
The feeding tube has been pulled!
#43
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 44
I will do what we always do: Use the Republicans.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 45
Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die?
#45
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 46 #46 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 47
The biggest battle of all time is about to begin: the battle of the feeding tube.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 49
If I should ever be in a vegetative state and kept alive on life support, please...
#49
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 50
Oh geez. Maybe we let this thing get out of hand.
#50