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Season 8  "Woodland Critter Christmas"  8x14

Aired 19 years ago - Dec 15, 2004

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 1
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You aren't gonna believe what happened, Stanny. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 3
It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 6
This is going to be the best critter Christmas ever!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8
Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Of course! Stanny can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Said the little boy in the red poofball hat.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
Come on, critter killer! Your days of slaughtering innocent little animals are over!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14
I... the... critters. Their... bir-birth of a Savior?
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 17
I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 18
Waiwait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 20
Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 21
The little forest critters prepared for the Antichrist to be born.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 22
And soon the forest would suffer from the offspring Satan begat.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23
"I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
... and went back to the forest to set everything right!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25
Leave me aLONE!!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
The Great Satan has commanded that when the Antichrist is born,
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
To stop us?
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
Aagh! Aaaahh!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 32
You got tricked by a squirrel? Gee, you're not too smart, are you, mister?
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34
"I know! The abortion clinic just outside of town."
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36
I... I know, it'd ridiculous.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
This better have a point, dude. This really better have a point.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
How come you're all alone on Christmas Eve.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 42
a new bright shiny star hung in the sky.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 43
He arrived at the critter forest ready to fight,
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
The Antichrist had been born, sealing the world's fate.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
Now all we have to do is put the Antichrist into our human host.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
Let's eat his flesh!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47
I mean, I didn't mean to help them, I I tried to stop them!
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 49
Don't worry, boys. The Antichrist cannot survive without a human host body to go into.
 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 50

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Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 2
You aren't gonna believe what happened, Stanny. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!
#2 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 3
It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head
#5 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 6
This is going to be the best critter Christmas ever!
#6 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8
Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Of course! Stanny can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Said the little boy in the red poofball hat.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
Come on, critter killer! Your days of slaughtering innocent little animals are over!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12 #12 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14
I... the... critters. Their... bir-birth of a Savior?
#14 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 16 #16 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 17
I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 18
Waiwait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
#18 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 19 #19 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 20
Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!
#20 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 21
The little forest critters prepared for the Antichrist to be born.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 22
And soon the forest would suffer from the offspring Satan begat.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23
"I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
#23 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
... and went back to the forest to set everything right!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25
Leave me aLONE!!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
The Great Satan has commanded that when the Antichrist is born,
#26 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 27 #27 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
To stop us?
#28 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
Aagh! Aaaahh!
#29 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 31 #31 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 32
You got tricked by a squirrel? Gee, you're not too smart, are you, mister?
#32 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34
"I know! The abortion clinic just outside of town."
#34 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35 #35 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36
I... I know, it'd ridiculous.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
#38 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
This better have a point, dude. This really better have a point.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
How come you're all alone on Christmas Eve.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 42
a new bright shiny star hung in the sky.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 43
He arrived at the critter forest ready to fight,
#43 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
The Antichrist had been born, sealing the world's fate.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
Now all we have to do is put the Antichrist into our human host.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
Let's eat his flesh!
#46 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47
I mean, I didn't mean to help them, I I tried to stop them!
#47 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 49
Don't worry, boys. The Antichrist cannot survive without a human host body to go into.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 50 #50