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Season 4  "Quintuplets 2000"  4x4

Aired 23 years ago - Apr 26, 2000

The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh's home. Thanks to Grandpa Marsh the girls' grandmother gets "loved to death." The girl's father is brought in by the Romanian government to demand his daughters back, Janet Reno to the rescue!

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 1
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Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?! They're identical!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 3
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 4
Yes, yes, of course. Just give me vone second to finish getting them ready.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 5
Nid kelmin da bushka.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 6
Cauch! We need a boat.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 7
Dude, this isn't working.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 9
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 10
We are very sorry to disturb you. My granddaughters are cold and tired.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 11
That Grandma is not a bad piece of ass.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 12
Hello, and welcome to: "Singing like Bocelli for Dummies." Lesson 1: Yaaayayeha!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 15
You
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 17
I like these Romanians fine, but I hope that old woman isn't planning on staying here much longer.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 18
-Hello. -Hello.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 19
No, don't be ridiculous.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 20
Hello? Mrs. Mrs., Old Romanina Woman?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 21
A little cottony in the crotch?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 22
Uh, girls, we have some bad news.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 23
What are we going to do now?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 24
Well, for the time being I, I mean, of course they can stay.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 25
But all is well now, and people are coming from all over the country to view the little tykes.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 26
Yes, luckily for them, these quintuplets no longer have to live in Romania, the asshole of the world. Back to you, Tom.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 29
Hello. This is Romanian father. I am desperate to have my girls returned to me in Romania.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 30
I, I know the American government will do what's right. Thank You.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 31
Yeah. America is sooo much cooler. In Romania they just oppress you and try to bring you down.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 32
You see, in America we have log rides!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 34
Yes, but the girls seem to wanna stay here.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 35
You don't understand Americans' power to protest.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 36
Let the quints stay! Romania is gay! Let the quints stay! Romania is gay!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 37
Oh my God! I didn't know this was going to become such a big deal.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 39
I'm sorry, boys, but Janet Reno is having them taken away on Easter Sunday.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 40
Rumor has it that Janet Reno herself will be extraditing the quintuplets.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 41
Code blue! Code blue!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 42
Don't worry, Ms. McCormick, Romania is very poor country.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 46
Damnit, now I'm never gonna have my own circus!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 47
Mrs.McCormick, we would love for you and your son to stay here in Romania, with us.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 48
No more Cirque du Cheville for us.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 49
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 50
Alright. We just need to get a few more pictures of the girls reunited with their father so everyone knows they're happy.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 2
Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?! They're identical!
#2
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Yes, yes, of course. Just give me vone second to finish getting them ready.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 5
Nid kelmin da bushka.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 6
Cauch! We need a boat.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 7
Dude, this isn't working.
#7
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We are very sorry to disturb you. My granddaughters are cold and tired.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 11
That Grandma is not a bad piece of ass.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 12
Hello, and welcome to: "Singing like Bocelli for Dummies." Lesson 1: Yaaayayeha!
#12
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 15
You
#15
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I like these Romanians fine, but I hope that old woman isn't planning on staying here much longer.
#17
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 18
-Hello. -Hello.
#18
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 19
No, don't be ridiculous.
#19
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 20
Hello? Mrs. Mrs., Old Romanina Woman?
#20
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 21
A little cottony in the crotch?
#21
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 22
Uh, girls, we have some bad news.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 23
What are we going to do now?
#23
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 24
Well, for the time being I, I mean, of course they can stay.
#24
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 25
But all is well now, and people are coming from all over the country to view the little tykes.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 26
Yes, luckily for them, these quintuplets no longer have to live in Romania, the asshole of the world. Back to you, Tom.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 27 #27 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 28 #28 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 29
Hello. This is Romanian father. I am desperate to have my girls returned to me in Romania.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 30
I, I know the American government will do what's right. Thank You.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 31
Yeah. America is sooo much cooler. In Romania they just oppress you and try to bring you down.
#31
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 32
You see, in America we have log rides!
#32
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 34
Yes, but the girls seem to wanna stay here.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 35
You don't understand Americans' power to protest.
#35
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 36
Let the quints stay! Romania is gay! Let the quints stay! Romania is gay!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 37
Oh my God! I didn't know this was going to become such a big deal.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 39
I'm sorry, boys, but Janet Reno is having them taken away on Easter Sunday.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 40
Rumor has it that Janet Reno herself will be extraditing the quintuplets.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 41
Code blue! Code blue!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 42
Don't worry, Ms. McCormick, Romania is very poor country.
#42
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Damnit, now I'm never gonna have my own circus!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 47
Mrs.McCormick, we would love for you and your son to stay here in Romania, with us.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 48
No more Cirque du Cheville for us.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 49 #49 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 50
Alright. We just need to get a few more pictures of the girls reunited with their father so everyone knows they're happy.
#50