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Season 4  "A Very Crappy Christmas"  4x17

Aired 23 years ago - Dec 20, 2000

Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own. Featuring Jesus, Santa Claus and themselves.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 1
Oh, no I'm fine, Kyle.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 2
Hey haa, it's Christmas!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 3
Heh What? Dad? Huh?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 4
And if you want, you can help them.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 5
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 7
Nobody's buyin' anything an' I can't afford to keep this furnace runnin'!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 8
We're just gonna have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 9
Well, I think people are just fed up with the crowded shopping and the credit-card bills, uh.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 11
Yeah, this thing really falls apart in the second act.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 12
How hard can it be? Look at it.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 13
Our whole town's economy is going right in the toilet!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 14
All we need is three hundred dollars for our budget.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 15
Now you put that vase down! Put that vase down!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 16
We've gotta all go get that old drive-in workin' again.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 17
What's the matter, Cornwallis?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 18
Hi there, Santa. I am the Light and the Way, and stuff.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 19
Woh, ah, hey! I made a little cutout version of me, too!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 20
Whoa! Well, uhuh. Uh, no thanks, ma'am. Uh I, I'll get in trouble again.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 21
It's not that, father. Its... Well, I don't feel like I'm really a part of Christmas.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 22
That's not the only thing that can't get up around here.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 23
No, you're not a part of it, Carnwallis. You're all of it. Don't you see?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 24
It's all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 25
And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 27
You see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 28
But it is all one life form. It is all you.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 29
Which becomes dinner for the human and turns back to poo again.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 30
Okay, talk directly in the mike and don't hit any hard p's.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 31
We wish you a merry Christmas,
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 32
Don't call me fat, buttfucker.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 33
Check it out, dude. The camera shoots one frame at a time.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 34
Kickass!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 35
If people in this town don't start shopping again, we're all gonna be out of jobs next year.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 36
Perfect!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 37
Uhhh, we'll just leave you to your cleanup.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 38
Good job, Amber. Now this place is starting to look Christmasy
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 39
I'm sick of making this stupid cartoon, and we're never goin' to finish it anyways!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 40
Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 41
Even a miracle needs a hand!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 42
"Hey, you guys! Seriouslih! I'm so fat! Help me out over hmyah!"
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 43
Let's all try to help a little, 'cause
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 44
the Colorado Film Commission is pleased to present to you
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 45
you will all feel the mighty glow of the Christmas spirit once again. Boys?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 46
What?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 47
Uhuh, just hang on folks. We seem to be having some technical difficulties
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 49
It's my fault. All my fault. I got everyone's hopes up.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 50
I was jus' tryin' to get you to stop your bitchin'

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 2
Hey haa, it's Christmas!
#2
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 3
Heh What? Dad? Huh?
#3
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 4
And if you want, you can help them.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 5 #5 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 7
Nobody's buyin' anything an' I can't afford to keep this furnace runnin'!
#7
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 8
We're just gonna have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 9
Well, I think people are just fed up with the crowded shopping and the credit-card bills, uh.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 11
Yeah, this thing really falls apart in the second act.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 12
How hard can it be? Look at it.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 13
Our whole town's economy is going right in the toilet!
#13
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 14
All we need is three hundred dollars for our budget.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 15
Now you put that vase down! Put that vase down!
#15
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 16
We've gotta all go get that old drive-in workin' again.
#16
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 17
What's the matter, Cornwallis?
#17
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 18
Hi there, Santa. I am the Light and the Way, and stuff.
#18
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 19
Woh, ah, hey! I made a little cutout version of me, too!
#19
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 20
Whoa! Well, uhuh. Uh, no thanks, ma'am. Uh I, I'll get in trouble again.
#20
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 21
It's not that, father. Its... Well, I don't feel like I'm really a part of Christmas.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 22
That's not the only thing that can't get up around here.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 23
No, you're not a part of it, Carnwallis. You're all of it. Don't you see?
#23
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 24
It's all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why
#24
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 25
And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 26 #26 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 27
You see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 28
But it is all one life form. It is all you.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 29
Which becomes dinner for the human and turns back to poo again.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 30
Okay, talk directly in the mike and don't hit any hard p's.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 31
We wish you a merry Christmas,
#31
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 32
Don't call me fat, buttfucker.
#32
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 33
Check it out, dude. The camera shoots one frame at a time.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 34
Kickass!
#34
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 35
If people in this town don't start shopping again, we're all gonna be out of jobs next year.
#35
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 36
Perfect!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 37
Uhhh, we'll just leave you to your cleanup.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 38
Good job, Amber. Now this place is starting to look Christmasy
#38
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 39
I'm sick of making this stupid cartoon, and we're never goin' to finish it anyways!
#39
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 40
Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 41
Even a miracle needs a hand!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 42
"Hey, you guys! Seriouslih! I'm so fat! Help me out over hmyah!"
#42
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 43
Let's all try to help a little, 'cause
#43
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 44
the Colorado Film Commission is pleased to present to you
#44
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 45
you will all feel the mighty glow of the Christmas spirit once again. Boys?
#45
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 46
What?
#46
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 47
Uhuh, just hang on folks. We seem to be having some technical difficulties
#47
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 49
It's my fault. All my fault. I got everyone's hopes up.
#49
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 17 (S04E17) - 50
I was jus' tryin' to get you to stop your bitchin'
#50