Recaps for TV shows

South Park

S4 E12
Status
Continuing
Next episode
TBA
Airs
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy Central
Report
My shows Watch later
SEASON
VIEW ALL EPISODE

Season 4  "Trapper Keeper"  4x12

Aired 23 years ago - Nov 15, 2000

Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle's out of the water) After he's done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if they don't destroy it now. Cool 2001: A Space Odyssey and Akira parodies!

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 1
Yeah. Only now do we realize how much we all took the third grade for granted.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 2
We learned wonderous things from a teacher so nice
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 3
We had warm cookies and hearts full of love
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 5
I don't wanna do it if it hurts. Or if it?makes you get all sticky.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 6
The Spock Theory is that a sling shot around the sun could create a wormhole in which time could not escape.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 7
Oh.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 8
Uh, you see, Chef, Ms. Choksondik has very large, uh, honkers,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 9
My new students are the most misbehaved, illiterate, brain-dead group of children I have ever come across!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 10
Nobody's seen Mr. Garrison since the last school year ended.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 11
I hope that sometime very soon you will let me in on what happened to this Mr. Garrison!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 12
rate of speed about 10 feet that way, then make the required magnetic vibrations.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 13
Cool/Wow.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 14
We didn't do our homework, Ms. Makesmesick! We didn't feel like it!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 16
Dude! Timmy's chair is packed with all that stuff! We've gotta help him!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 17
-No! -No??
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 18
The child can't stop or get off the chair without risking explosion,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 19
Dear Jesus! Hang on, lady!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 21
As we said before, that's impossible.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 22
After being dismissed from teaching, he went off to write romance novels.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 23
"Some say that on cold nights you can still hear him moanin',
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 24
...is to go up into those mountains and find Mr. Garrison myself!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 25
where the darling handicapped boy fights for his life on a wheelchair of death.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 26
Oh, you are such a nerd!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 27
I want you to relay back to me with this walky-talky,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 28
Well, who didn't see that coming?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 32
No! No, I?haven't?taught in over?eight?months.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 33
You work and you work for the children and then people start rumors that you're gay even though you love poontang!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 34
I can't, because pizza-face isn't here!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 35
Now, if you can go over there and get him to admit that he's wrong?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 37
"Well, I'm not gong' to do it, teacher! You can just suck my balls!"
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 39
I'm ready. I'm not afraid.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 40
Look! There aern't 73 episodes of Star Trek, there are 72!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 41
If you'll just agree with him, you can build another one and usher in a whole new era of science!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 43
This is it: The Tree of Insight. You must go in and face what lives inside.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 46
Who? Who are you?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 47
What do you want?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 48
Oh, stop it! What about the time you looked at Counselor Mackey's penis in the men's locker room?!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 49
YOU HAVE TO STOP LYING TO YOURSELF AND GET A G-
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 50

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 2
We learned wonderous things from a teacher so nice
#2 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 3
We had warm cookies and hearts full of love
#3 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 5
I don't wanna do it if it hurts. Or if it?makes you get all sticky.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 6
The Spock Theory is that a sling shot around the sun could create a wormhole in which time could not escape.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 7
Oh.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 8
Uh, you see, Chef, Ms. Choksondik has very large, uh, honkers,
#8 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 9
My new students are the most misbehaved, illiterate, brain-dead group of children I have ever come across!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 10
Nobody's seen Mr. Garrison since the last school year ended.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 11
I hope that sometime very soon you will let me in on what happened to this Mr. Garrison!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 12
rate of speed about 10 feet that way, then make the required magnetic vibrations.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 13
Cool/Wow.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 14
We didn't do our homework, Ms. Makesmesick! We didn't feel like it!
#14 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 16
Dude! Timmy's chair is packed with all that stuff! We've gotta help him!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 17
-No! -No??
#17 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 18
The child can't stop or get off the chair without risking explosion,
#18 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 19
Dear Jesus! Hang on, lady!
#19 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 20 #20 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 21
As we said before, that's impossible.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 22
After being dismissed from teaching, he went off to write romance novels.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 23
"Some say that on cold nights you can still hear him moanin',
#23 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 24
...is to go up into those mountains and find Mr. Garrison myself!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 25
where the darling handicapped boy fights for his life on a wheelchair of death.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 26
Oh, you are such a nerd!
#26 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 27
I want you to relay back to me with this walky-talky,
#27 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 28
Well, who didn't see that coming?
#28 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 31 #31 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 32
No! No, I?haven't?taught in over?eight?months.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 33
You work and you work for the children and then people start rumors that you're gay even though you love poontang!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 34
I can't, because pizza-face isn't here!
#34 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 35
Now, if you can go over there and get him to admit that he's wrong?
#35 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 37
"Well, I'm not gong' to do it, teacher! You can just suck my balls!"
#37 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 39
I'm ready. I'm not afraid.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 40
Look! There aern't 73 episodes of Star Trek, there are 72!
#40 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 41
If you'll just agree with him, you can build another one and usher in a whole new era of science!
#41 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 43
This is it: The Tree of Insight. You must go in and face what lives inside.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 45 #45 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 46
Who? Who are you?
#46 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 47
What do you want?
#47 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 48
Oh, stop it! What about the time you looked at Counselor Mackey's penis in the men's locker room?!
#48 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 49
YOU HAVE TO STOP LYING TO YOURSELF AND GET A G-
#49 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 50 #50