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Season 3  "Cat Orgy (1)"  3x7

Aired 24 years ago - Jul 14, 1999

Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman's cat is in heat, searches for a good time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back to the empty Cartman house for an orgy.

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 1
You can't hit me! Didn't you see those ninety videos on tv?
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I can't reach the freezer!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
having her boyfriend come over, then we'll see who's the turd.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
Hey! I need to use the phone!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
And now, back to the movie of the week. Aliens.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
You're a turd! You're the turd man of Alcatraz!
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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
Quickly and suddenly, the male is finished.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
No, Styler! Quit it!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
- Beat it, chubby! - Go on, astro turd!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
I am not gonna be bossed around by a chick!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
Demons from hell seek the chosen one!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
When I make it to the big time, I'm gonna take you shopping
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
That's pleanty of time for me to make a turd sandwich out of you!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
so that she can come home and and save me.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
Ha, ha! That was a turd trick! You're Mom isn't really dead!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
and that's why I wrote a letter to the press to be opened in case of my demise!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
Now that we're together, I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelly! Shelly!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
I pledge alligance... to the flag... of the United States...
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
Yeah, Dude! That was hot! This guitar rocks, Man!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
No, Styler! I'm embarrassed!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
So much pain in the world today!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
in a world that's full of turds!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
Not really, hon! Mom has to go now! I'll be home in about an hour!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
- Dude, this is gay! - Shut up!
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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
They mostly only come every few years! Mostly!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
somebody there, somebody that's family,
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 40
You mean it? - But, don't bug me and Styler! C'mon!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
Yes, yes! What a beautiful night! It is Saturday the twelveth at 10:45
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Screw you, prude bitch! Me and my bad ass guitar are going home! Hasta!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
I can't believe I trusted him! I'm so stupid!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
You're right! He is a scumbag! I wish I can get him back! I just don't know how!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50
Over here! Please! Come quick!

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
I can't reach the freezer!
#2
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
having her boyfriend come over, then we'll see who's the turd.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
Hey! I need to use the phone!
#4
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
And now, back to the movie of the week. Aliens.
#5
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You're a turd! You're the turd man of Alcatraz!
#7
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Quickly and suddenly, the male is finished.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
No, Styler! Quit it!
#11
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
- Beat it, chubby! - Go on, astro turd!
#12
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I am not gonna be bossed around by a chick!
#13
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Demons from hell seek the chosen one!
#15
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When I make it to the big time, I'm gonna take you shopping
#16
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That's pleanty of time for me to make a turd sandwich out of you!
#18
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so that she can come home and and save me.
#20
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Ha, ha! That was a turd trick! You're Mom isn't really dead!
#23
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and that's why I wrote a letter to the press to be opened in case of my demise!
#24
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Now that we're together, I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelly! Shelly!
#26
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I pledge alligance... to the flag... of the United States...
#28
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Yeah, Dude! That was hot! This guitar rocks, Man!
#30
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
No, Styler! I'm embarrassed!
#31
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
So much pain in the world today!
#32
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
in a world that's full of turds!
#33
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
Not really, hon! Mom has to go now! I'll be home in about an hour!
#34
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
- Dude, this is gay! - Shut up!
#35
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They mostly only come every few years! Mostly!
#38
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somebody there, somebody that's family,
#39
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 40
You mean it? - But, don't bug me and Styler! C'mon!
#40
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
Yes, yes! What a beautiful night! It is Saturday the twelveth at 10:45
#41
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Screw you, prude bitch! Me and my bad ass guitar are going home! Hasta!
#44
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I can't believe I trusted him! I'm so stupid!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
You're right! He is a scumbag! I wish I can get him back! I just don't know how!
#47
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Over here! Please! Come quick!
#50