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Season 3  "Sexual Harassment Panda"  3x6

Aired 24 years ago - Jul 07, 1999

Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle's dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of "Sexual Harassment Panda" to stop the insanity. They find him at "The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune" and convince him to change his cause. He becomes Petey, the "don't sue people" Panda.

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 1
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What?! Cartman you call people names all the time!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
Alright!! We did it!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
you can choose between the green choo-choo or the squishy football.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
I think we can get a lot more out of this than half of Stan's belongings.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
Of course! And so does Mr. Hat! We do not tollerate sexual harrassment!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Principal Victoria, were you aware that my client was being harrassed at your school?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
Last, I'd like to bring up my expert witness, Sexual Harrassment Panda!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
that IS sexual harrassment. - And who's to blame?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
- Alright! We did it, Eric! - Get down!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
Well, Kyle, schools have lots of money.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
You see, Cartman?! You see what this is done?!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
A butt... face?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
Kyle's Dad got me 1.4 million, and he can do it for you too!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
isn't the first way to explain sexual harrassment to children.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
I'm a saaaaad panda!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
Okay, children, let's all take our seats. We have a lot to learn today.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
Incrimidate!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
Now, let's get back to Ulysses S. Grant if that's okay with you.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
Chef, how can we stop all these sexual assment lawsuits?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
Well, I hope you do! Otherwise, it's lumpy potatoes from here on out!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Oh! Please! Don't sue us!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Well, your credentials are very impressive, and you do seem to have a lot of ambition,
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Well, yes! But, that place is for looser mascots that make no sence!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
The sexual harrassment case of everyone versus everyone begins tomorrow!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
Representing the side of everyone else is Gerald Broflovski!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
We don't take kindly to your types in here!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
panda bear come in here, you gotta go flappin your jaw?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
And Democrats make sexual harrassment laws.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
Somebody told us they saw a big panda bear in here.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
How come you types are always wearing them funny padded shirts in the winter?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
Well, we don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly around here!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
everyone has committed a crime here! And everyone must pay for that crime!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
Now you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
Have you seen any panda bears?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
Hello, Kids! I'm Happy the Don't Do Stuff That Might Irritate Your Inner Ear Badger!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
No, you're not, Dude! You're a guy in a panda costume!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
A new message that people will find usefull again.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
No! He's a whole new panda now! And he's got something to say!

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
What?! Cartman you call people names all the time!
#2 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
Alright!! We did it!
#3 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
you can choose between the green choo-choo or the squishy football.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
I think we can get a lot more out of this than half of Stan's belongings.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
Of course! And so does Mr. Hat! We do not tollerate sexual harrassment!
#7 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Principal Victoria, were you aware that my client was being harrassed at your school?
#8 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9 #9 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
Last, I'd like to bring up my expert witness, Sexual Harrassment Panda!
#10 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
that IS sexual harrassment. - And who's to blame?
#11 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
- Alright! We did it, Eric! - Get down!
#12 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
Well, Kyle, schools have lots of money.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
You see, Cartman?! You see what this is done?!
#15 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16 #16 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
A butt... face?
#17 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
Kyle's Dad got me 1.4 million, and he can do it for you too!
#18 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19 #19 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20 #20 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
isn't the first way to explain sexual harrassment to children.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
I'm a saaaaad panda!
#22 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
Okay, children, let's all take our seats. We have a lot to learn today.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
Incrimidate!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
Now, let's get back to Ulysses S. Grant if that's okay with you.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
Chef, how can we stop all these sexual assment lawsuits?
#27 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
Well, I hope you do! Otherwise, it's lumpy potatoes from here on out!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Oh! Please! Don't sue us!
#29 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Well, your credentials are very impressive, and you do seem to have a lot of ambition,
#30 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Well, yes! But, that place is for looser mascots that make no sence!
#31 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
The sexual harrassment case of everyone versus everyone begins tomorrow!
#32 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
Representing the side of everyone else is Gerald Broflovski!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34 #34 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
We don't take kindly to your types in here!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
panda bear come in here, you gotta go flappin your jaw?
#37 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
And Democrats make sexual harrassment laws.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
Somebody told us they saw a big panda bear in here.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
How come you types are always wearing them funny padded shirts in the winter?
#40 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
Well, we don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly around here!
#41 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
everyone has committed a crime here! And everyone must pay for that crime!
#43 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
Now you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?
#44 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
Have you seen any panda bears?
#45 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46 #46 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
Hello, Kids! I'm Happy the Don't Do Stuff That Might Irritate Your Inner Ear Badger!
#47 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
No, you're not, Dude! You're a guy in a panda costume!
#48 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
A new message that people will find usefull again.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
No! He's a whole new panda now! And he's got something to say!
#50