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Season 3  "Spontaneous Combustion"  3x2

Aired 25 years ago - Apr 14, 1999

Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his res-erection. Randy Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are withholding their farts.

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
Let's go...
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
Good! Boys, how would you like to perform the Stations of the Cross this Friday night?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
I don't know, dude. I'm gonna have to go look in the Bible.
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- Dad, where's our Bible? - Not now, Stan!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
What did he spend his time doing?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Let's see, Jesus got crucified, then He died, then three days later, He has a resurrection,
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
Well I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross by yourselves.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
This is stupid. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Lord, is it so much to ask that you to not let us suddenly
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
Oh Peter, weak.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
you're gonna be the most popular man in South Park.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Things can not get any more weak for me.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
Thank you, boys. Blessed be the name of Jesus.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
- Okay, cool, see ya Cartman! - Hey, wait, where the hell you going?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Don't leave me here! You guys!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
Okay, people. Scientist Marsh and I have been working very hard
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
the natural processes give off a byproduct known as methane gas.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
You guys, I am seriously... Get me down right now!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
- Hi boys. - Hi Mr. Mackie.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
So you boys understand you have to do that regularly, mmmkay?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
Stinky apples. See ya boys.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
I am? I am, huh! I never knew the depth of my scientific genius until now!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
Science is very im-port-ant.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
And Alphonz Mephesto for his seven-assed Galapagos turtle.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
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Wow! My dad's the best! All other dads suck compared to my dad!
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Now you die on that cross and get resur-erected before I kick your ass!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
my scientific mind is best used on global problems.
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- Oh what now?! - Chef! Chef!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
This is just a dream. You still up on that cross.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Jesus, after you got crucified, how long did it take for you to die and resurrect?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
Randy Marsh!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
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- Take that! - Dude! That's my dad!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
the sonofabitch who calls himself a scientist.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
I don't know what to do! - You have to help him, just like I have to help my dad.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
What's wrong with you? Christ! I'm Bob Dole and I can get it up!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Stanley, I think it's best you live with Kyle from now on. His dad is better than me.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
What?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
You're right, Stanley! You're absolutely right!

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
Good! Boys, how would you like to perform the Stations of the Cross this Friday night?
#2
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
I don't know, dude. I'm gonna have to go look in the Bible.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
- Dad, where's our Bible? - Not now, Stan!
#4
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
What did he spend his time doing?
#5
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Let's see, Jesus got crucified, then He died, then three days later, He has a resurrection,
#6
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
Well I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross by yourselves.
#7
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This is stupid. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Lord, is it so much to ask that you to not let us suddenly
#10
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Oh Peter, weak.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
you're gonna be the most popular man in South Park.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Things can not get any more weak for me.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
Thank you, boys. Blessed be the name of Jesus.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
- Okay, cool, see ya Cartman! - Hey, wait, where the hell you going?
#16
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Don't leave me here! You guys!
#17
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Okay, people. Scientist Marsh and I have been working very hard
#18
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
the natural processes give off a byproduct known as methane gas.
#19
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You guys, I am seriously... Get me down right now!
#22
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- Hi boys. - Hi Mr. Mackie.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
So you boys understand you have to do that regularly, mmmkay?
#24
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
Stinky apples. See ya boys.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
I am? I am, huh! I never knew the depth of my scientific genius until now!
#26
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Science is very im-port-ant.
#29
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And Alphonz Mephesto for his seven-assed Galapagos turtle.
#30
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Wow! My dad's the best! All other dads suck compared to my dad!
#32
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Now you die on that cross and get resur-erected before I kick your ass!
#35
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my scientific mind is best used on global problems.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
- Oh what now?! - Chef! Chef!
#38
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
This is just a dream. You still up on that cross.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Jesus, after you got crucified, how long did it take for you to die and resurrect?
#40
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
Randy Marsh!
#41
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- Take that! - Dude! That's my dad!
#44
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
the sonofabitch who calls himself a scientist.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
I don't know what to do! - You have to help him, just like I have to help my dad.
#46
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
What's wrong with you? Christ! I'm Bob Dole and I can get it up!
#47
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Stanley, I think it's best you live with Kyle from now on. His dad is better than me.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
What?
#49
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
You're right, Stanley! You're absolutely right!
#50