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Season 22  "The Problem With a Poo"  22x3

Aired 13 days ago - Oct 10, 2018

Mr. Hankey must defend his character or lose everything that is important to him. Mr. Hankey’s offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant. Meanwhile, at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

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Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 1
Nope. We're just gonna forget about it
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 2
[ALL KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 3
Oh. Jesus Christ, dude.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 4
Yeeeahhhh.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 5
The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night,
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 6
The vice principal has asked to speak with you today.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 7
That's right, Strong Woman.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 8
So... So, we'd like to have all our students
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 9
[GURGLE, GUSH]
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 10
No, I'm talking about what you tweeted last night.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 11
I'm afraid we have no other option but to fire you
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 12
It's okay. We'll be at the hospital soon. Just keep breathing.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 13
to get knocked up by my boss...
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 14
They can't just fire me from the Christmas show!
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 15
Okay, okay, look, I know... It wasn't a good joke.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 16
Well, I thought maybe I could get them
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 17
And I just thought maybe we could
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 18
[SADLY] Howwwwdy ho.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 19
Me? What can I do?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 20
The quintuplets are all healthy and resting away.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 21
Funny. That's exactly what their mother said.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 22
It's okay! It's okay! They left! They left!
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 24
Not getting the stink on me.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 26
My babies! Where are they?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 27
All I want to do is help.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 28
See that it is done by back-to-school night.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 29
And now, live from the town courthouse,
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 30
"Everyone in South Park is a goddamn douche bag"?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 31
In 2005, you said that...
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 32
If we don't stop wasting our time,
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 33
(BLEEP) all you and (BLEEP) this whole system!
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 34
Oh no, no. They're not very PC, at all.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 35
Shhhh! Is everything all right?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 36
Gee-whiz. Thanks for comin' out with me, Kyle.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 37
Sometimes, when I take Ambien,
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 38
when Christmas is just around the corner?!
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 39
We can bring the whole spirit of the holidays early!
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 40
I don't care how restless you get tonight.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 42
- Yes, they are. - [GIGGLES]
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 43
Come on, everybody! Get over here!
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 44
♪ Christmastime is here ♪
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 45
Let's not forget that boys and girls
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 46
Uh, uh, look, what is the holiday season about?
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 47
Lemme go, Kyle! These people are idiots!
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 48
♪♪
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 49
Uh-huh.
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 50
Kyle! Kyle, please!

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Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 2
[ALL KNOCKING ON DOOR]
#2
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 3
Oh. Jesus Christ, dude.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 4
Yeeeahhhh.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 5
The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night,
#5
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 6
The vice principal has asked to speak with you today.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 7
That's right, Strong Woman.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 8
So... So, we'd like to have all our students
#8
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 9
[GURGLE, GUSH]
#9
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 10
No, I'm talking about what you tweeted last night.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 11
I'm afraid we have no other option but to fire you
#11
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 12
It's okay. We'll be at the hospital soon. Just keep breathing.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 13
to get knocked up by my boss...
#13
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 14
They can't just fire me from the Christmas show!
#14
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 15
Okay, okay, look, I know... It wasn't a good joke.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 16
Well, I thought maybe I could get them
#16
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 17
And I just thought maybe we could
#17
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 18
[SADLY] Howwwwdy ho.
#18
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 19
Me? What can I do?
#19
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 20
The quintuplets are all healthy and resting away.
#20
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 21
Funny. That's exactly what their mother said.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 22
It's okay! It's okay! They left! They left!
#22
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 24
Not getting the stink on me.
#24
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My babies! Where are they?
#26
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 27
All I want to do is help.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 28
See that it is done by back-to-school night.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 29
And now, live from the town courthouse,
#29
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 30
"Everyone in South Park is a goddamn douche bag"?
#30
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 31
In 2005, you said that...
#31
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 32
If we don't stop wasting our time,
#32
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 33
(BLEEP) all you and (BLEEP) this whole system!
#33
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 34
Oh no, no. They're not very PC, at all.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 35
Shhhh! Is everything all right?
#35
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 36
Gee-whiz. Thanks for comin' out with me, Kyle.
#36
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 37
Sometimes, when I take Ambien,
#37
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 38
when Christmas is just around the corner?!
#38
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 39
We can bring the whole spirit of the holidays early!
#39
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 40
I don't care how restless you get tonight.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 42
- Yes, they are. - [GIGGLES]
#42
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 43
Come on, everybody! Get over here!
#43
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 44
♪ Christmastime is here ♪
#44
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 45
Let's not forget that boys and girls
#45
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 46
Uh, uh, look, what is the holiday season about?
#46
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 47
Lemme go, Kyle! These people are idiots!
#47
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 48
♪♪
#48
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 49
Uh-huh.
#49
Recap of South Park Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 50
Kyle! Kyle, please!
#50