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Season 2  "Conjoined Fetus Lady"  2x5

Aired 25 years ago - Jun 03, 1998

Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 1
- I caught it! I caught it! - Great catch Kyle. Now your team's on offense.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
That nose is bleeding pretty bad Kyle. I think you might have to go to the nurse's office.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
Oh, well I'll get you an ice-pack.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
- Was it wearing clothes? - Dude! Where's she gonna get fetus clothes?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight against. Sit down boys.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person,
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
Can you imagine that poor, poor woman.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate them about conjoined twin myslexia.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
Yeah. I thought we only played on Fridays.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to state finals?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
Well Mrs.Broslofski, it certainly is a thrill seeing you cheery face again.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be delighted. Say around 8?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
Whoa dude! This is the school?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
and here you are. You're from South Park, yeah? - Yeah.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
- So where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? - Colorado State.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
Damn it! Come on! Somebody catch the ball.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
Great shot Pip!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
- Please, forgive us, I'm terribly sorry Nurse Gollum. - No, I'm quite secure with it.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
- Oh! So I suppose that's out. How about a hat then? - No, really I don't need...
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. You know that has a nice ring.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
You got just one more Pip. You get this kid, and we are state champions.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
It hurts! Mommie it hurts!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
Ladies and gentlemen this is indeed a great week for South Park.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
Let's hear it for these brave souls!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
Washington incase hey get hurt. That is my job.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
- Ok, what've you got? - Some gefilte fish, some gafaga.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
You children win this one and you're national champions.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
national champions of dodgeball, The South Park Cows!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35
They do nothing but dodgeball. Day in and day out.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
And so as we have this honorary dinner, we take a look back at Nurse Gollum,
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
Dead fetus you know, you never let go.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have made a mark on society.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
Now we're almost to China. I want you all to try and focus on the game.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
- I have no idea dude. - Come on rice picker!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
But it is ok to make fun of foreigners because they're from another country.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
Damn dude, China's fucked up.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
don't have to rely on that amazing American intellect
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
- I don't know, wrat? - Stupid American!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny. - You... bastards...
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
Still all Chinese players. This simply all is very sorry.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
I'll use my credit card.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50
You know Eric, I just realized something. I've been obsessed, and an obsession isn't good.

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
That nose is bleeding pretty bad Kyle. I think you might have to go to the nurse's office.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
Oh, well I'll get you an ice-pack.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
- Was it wearing clothes? - Dude! Where's she gonna get fetus clothes?
#6
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight against. Sit down boys.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person,
#8
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
Can you imagine that poor, poor woman.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate them about conjoined twin myslexia.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
Yeah. I thought we only played on Fridays.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to state finals?
#12
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
Well Mrs.Broslofski, it certainly is a thrill seeing you cheery face again.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be delighted. Say around 8?
#16
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
Whoa dude! This is the school?
#18
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
and here you are. You're from South Park, yeah? - Yeah.
#19
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
- So where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? - Colorado State.
#20
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
Damn it! Come on! Somebody catch the ball.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
Great shot Pip!
#22
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
- Please, forgive us, I'm terribly sorry Nurse Gollum. - No, I'm quite secure with it.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
- Oh! So I suppose that's out. How about a hat then? - No, really I don't need...
#24
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. You know that has a nice ring.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
You got just one more Pip. You get this kid, and we are state champions.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
It hurts! Mommie it hurts!
#27
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
Ladies and gentlemen this is indeed a great week for South Park.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
Let's hear it for these brave souls!
#30
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
Washington incase hey get hurt. That is my job.
#31
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
- Ok, what've you got? - Some gefilte fish, some gafaga.
#32
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
You children win this one and you're national champions.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
national champions of dodgeball, The South Park Cows!
#34
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35
They do nothing but dodgeball. Day in and day out.
#35
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
And so as we have this honorary dinner, we take a look back at Nurse Gollum,
#36
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
Dead fetus you know, you never let go.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have made a mark on society.
#38
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
Now we're almost to China. I want you all to try and focus on the game.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40 #40 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
- I have no idea dude. - Come on rice picker!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
But it is ok to make fun of foreigners because they're from another country.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
Damn dude, China's fucked up.
#43
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
don't have to rely on that amazing American intellect
#44
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
- I don't know, wrat? - Stupid American!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny. - You... bastards...
#46
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
Still all Chinese players. This simply all is very sorry.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
I'll use my credit card.
#49
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50
You know Eric, I just realized something. I've been obsessed, and an obsession isn't good.
#50