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Season 18  "Freemium Isn't Free"  18x6

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 05, 2014

The kids in “South Park” are playing the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. Stan is addicted to the latest app to hit the market. Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip aren’t feeling so good about the fortune they’re making on their new mobile game.

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Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 1
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are boring and stupid, but if you pay for incentives, you're
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idea of micro-paying with money. Money, money, money, money,
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- I'm sorry. I didn't realize I spent that much. - You didn't realize?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 5
He knew he'd get in trouble. But it didn't matter.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 6
Well, and you certainly have some of those problems, too, with drinking.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 7
based on five principles... Entice the player with a simple
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 8
not to wait. It's a sure-fire way to make
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 9
Your checks, of course, for $10 million American, each.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 11
I unlocked a stadium in Toronto.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 12
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 13
Come on. Just try it out.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 14
You need to stop recommending that app to people.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 15
- They pay me to! - Who?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 16
It seems dishonest, and we have a brand to protect.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 17
billions of dollars we are making and we start a campaign
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 18
Drink more. Expensive cars.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 20
Sound familiar? All the little sounds and lights
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 21
What is the joy that this stuff possibly brings you?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 22
I can stop. I just like playing it, but I
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 23
Is it my responsibility what people decide to do with their
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 24
You give it away for free. You give away a little taste,
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 25
gems, the sounds they made when I got new ones.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 26
Why do you think freemium games send you those text
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 27
Come on, guy!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 28
- Free? - What is wrong with you, Stan?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 29
- No. No, it's not. - You need to realize that you
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 30
it's elegantly cultural.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 31
it actually isn't even fun anymore.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 32
Trust me, I know. I'm an addict, too.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 34
"Terrance and Phillip hire pushers to make money off addicts." I tweeted it.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 35
wrong with knowingly making it appeal to human weaknesses!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 36
percentage of people who download freemium games ever pay
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 37
Here, have a bump of coke.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 38
It's something kind of dark. Please, help show me the way.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 39
- I don't understand them. - Then allow me to explain the
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 40
they need dopamine so that they want to consume to reproduce.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 42
So what does that mean? I can get addicted to everything
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 43
aids. Give me just a sec.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 44
We're building a new Canada with micropayments from addicts.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 45
feedback on how to shove this shit right down their throats.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 46
- Beelzaboot! - You discovered my plan,
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 47
why you need to kind of watch out for addictive stuff.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 48
- Don't you want more canadough? - What's this?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 49
No, see, if something's addictive because it's fun, that's one thing.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 50
soul real quick, kid. Is that all right?

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Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 2
are boring and stupid, but if you pay for incentives, you're
#2 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 3
idea of micro-paying with money. Money, money, money, money,
#3 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 4
- I'm sorry. I didn't realize I spent that much. - You didn't realize?
#4 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 5
He knew he'd get in trouble. But it didn't matter.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 6
Well, and you certainly have some of those problems, too, with drinking.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 7
based on five principles... Entice the player with a simple
#7 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 8
not to wait. It's a sure-fire way to make
#8 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 9
Your checks, of course, for $10 million American, each.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 11
I unlocked a stadium in Toronto.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 12 #12 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 13
Come on. Just try it out.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 14
You need to stop recommending that app to people.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 15
- They pay me to! - Who?
#15 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 16
It seems dishonest, and we have a brand to protect.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 17
billions of dollars we are making and we start a campaign
#17 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 18
Drink more. Expensive cars.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 19 #19 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 20
Sound familiar? All the little sounds and lights
#20 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 21
What is the joy that this stuff possibly brings you?
#21 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 22
I can stop. I just like playing it, but I
#22 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 23
Is it my responsibility what people decide to do with their
#23 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 24
You give it away for free. You give away a little taste,
#24 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 25
gems, the sounds they made when I got new ones.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 26
Why do you think freemium games send you those text
#26 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 27
Come on, guy!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 28
- Free? - What is wrong with you, Stan?
#28 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 29
- No. No, it's not. - You need to realize that you
#29 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 30
it's elegantly cultural.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 31
it actually isn't even fun anymore.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 32
Trust me, I know. I'm an addict, too.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 34
"Terrance and Phillip hire pushers to make money off addicts." I tweeted it.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 35
wrong with knowingly making it appeal to human weaknesses!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 36
percentage of people who download freemium games ever pay
#36 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 37
Here, have a bump of coke.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 38
It's something kind of dark. Please, help show me the way.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 39
- I don't understand them. - Then allow me to explain the
#39 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 40
they need dopamine so that they want to consume to reproduce.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 42
So what does that mean? I can get addicted to everything
#42 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 43
aids. Give me just a sec.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 44
We're building a new Canada with micropayments from addicts.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 45
feedback on how to shove this shit right down their throats.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 46
- Beelzaboot! - You discovered my plan,
#46 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 47
why you need to kind of watch out for addictive stuff.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 48
- Don't you want more canadough? - What's this?
#48 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 49
No, see, if something's addictive because it's fun, that's one thing.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 6 (S18E06) - 50
soul real quick, kid. Is that all right?
#50