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Season 17  "World War Zimmerman"  17x3

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 09, 2013

Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a threat to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Token.

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and the jury will now decide his fate.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day and I can't stop ♪
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 3
and they're most likely about to go totally manace.
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Agh!
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 6
My wife took it.
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M'kay. Token, come on in, please.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 8
What jury?
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I was not the bullet.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 10
It's not a poem, it doesn't even rhyme.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 11
Okay, thanks Token.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 12
Next we have a student would like to perform an original rap song
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 13
Black or white. Let's not fight.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 14
Black people say he-ey.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 15
You think I should feel bad for you because of the Trayvon Martin verdict?
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 16
Come on, come on!
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 17
- Drive, you gotta drive now! - What's going on?
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 18
The outbreak is starting. We've got to get the [bleep] out of here.
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There's no Denver left to go back to.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 21
than reports of an outbreak of some kind.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 22
a contagion outbreak of the worse kind.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 23
Find out if he thinks it's safe to land in Los Angeles.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 24
- Yes, let him think! - I can't think here.
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- He's just out looking for trouble! - That's you're side of it, Token.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 29
and he'll let it go. It will all be fine, m'kay.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 30
My husband, he said the outbreak was all over the news
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 31
We have reason to believe it hasn't spread yet.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 32
If you can't stop this, if you can't save the world
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 33
Oh, my God.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 34
going only off of this sketch which was found in a notebook at the airport.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 35
Alright, you want a rifle, like this .22 caliber.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 36
What? How am I supposed to get a person to break into my house?
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 37
- Yes, that's what I need. I'll take that. - No, you have to be in the state
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Look at that, 6:00 A.M. and my family's already smiling.
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that the government has learned the identity of patient zero.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 44
... need you to shoot a young African-American for us.
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That may be true but I'll have to live with this the rest of my life
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although he survived the shooting, his wishes are to remain anonymous,
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- Dude, I'm saying I'm sorry. - So what.

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Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 2
♪ Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day and I can't stop ♪
#2 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 3
and they're most likely about to go totally manace.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 5
Agh!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 6
My wife took it.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 7
M'kay. Token, come on in, please.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 8
What jury?
#8 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 9
I was not the bullet.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 10
It's not a poem, it doesn't even rhyme.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 11
Okay, thanks Token.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 12
Next we have a student would like to perform an original rap song
#12 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 13
Black or white. Let's not fight.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 14
Black people say he-ey.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 15
You think I should feel bad for you because of the Trayvon Martin verdict?
#15 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 16
Come on, come on!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 17
- Drive, you gotta drive now! - What's going on?
#17 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 18
The outbreak is starting. We've got to get the [bleep] out of here.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 19 #19 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 20
There's no Denver left to go back to.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 21
than reports of an outbreak of some kind.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 22
a contagion outbreak of the worse kind.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 23
Find out if he thinks it's safe to land in Los Angeles.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 24
- Yes, let him think! - I can't think here.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 25 #25 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 26 #26 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 27 #27 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 28
- He's just out looking for trouble! - That's you're side of it, Token.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 29
and he'll let it go. It will all be fine, m'kay.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 30
My husband, he said the outbreak was all over the news
#30 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 31
We have reason to believe it hasn't spread yet.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 32
If you can't stop this, if you can't save the world
#32 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 33
Oh, my God.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 34
going only off of this sketch which was found in a notebook at the airport.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 35
Alright, you want a rifle, like this .22 caliber.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 36
What? How am I supposed to get a person to break into my house?
#36 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 37
- Yes, that's what I need. I'll take that. - No, you have to be in the state
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Look at that, 6:00 A.M. and my family's already smiling.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 43
that the government has learned the identity of patient zero.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 44
... need you to shoot a young African-American for us.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 45 #45 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 46
That may be true but I'll have to live with this the rest of my life
#46 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 48
although he survived the shooting, his wishes are to remain anonymous,
#48 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 49 #49 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 3 (S17E03) - 50
- Dude, I'm saying I'm sorry. - So what.
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