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Season 16  "Cash for Gold"  16x2

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 21, 2012

Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 2 (S16E02) - 2
Yeah, dude you can test them.
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you give me for this gold and diamond bolo.
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You don't even make a six layer burrito.
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Okay. Folks we're -- half way complete
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These are genuine faux sapphire earrings.
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These earrings go for $6 million.
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My name is Vivian.
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hold on, Vivian, we will get you on with a rep for the number.
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This is a new time, a new era of science
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That's right. Guys with cash for gold signs
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Oh my God, can you believe this?
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E-z is an a abbreviation for easy.
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we're saving you a second of time.
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You don't have a lot of time left, literally.
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She will appreciate.
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named Patches.
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I can't remember what she looked like, Billy.
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Hey, Craig, what's going on?
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bracelet to miss Marsha tubbs.
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Enjoy the tiger's eye aquamarine bracelet.
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You're looking for something to wear.
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I said you should kill yourself.
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I just read the day shopping networks make their money
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How about this, if a jewelry host network show host goes home tonight
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You morally empty corrupted maggot.
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Next item we're gonna do is
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We are going to drop the price to $75.95.
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Should is Mrs. apple bee.
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Thank you.
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Alright.
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Do you have any idea what it
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"who ever smelt it dealt it."
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The Hindu saying is who ever
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That's right whoever made
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unwanted crappy jewelry to keep up.
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It's beautiful.
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Quit the act. I am not fucking you and you know it.
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I want to buy my jewelry direct from you.
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You tried to fuck me out of your business--
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