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Season 11  "Lice Capades"  11x3

Aired 17 years ago - Mar 21, 2007

When a breakout of headlice hits South Park Elementary, Mrs. Garrison refuses to say which child brought the plague to the school. So, Cartman takes it upon himself to find out who it is so the kids can make fun of them. Meanwhile, a louse Travis, is desperate to save his fellow lice from imminent destruction from a conscious world.

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Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 1
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Now now, it's all right. We're going to call your parents and get you to your doctor.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
The environment is changing. I believe it is somehow, reacting to our presence on it.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Huh right, the world is conscious. It makes perfect sense.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
I think we need to put all resources now into a full investigation
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
Yeah, that's a pretty bad lice problem there. Good thing they pulled you out of school.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
Use this in the shower. Your scalp may burn a bit afterwards.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
Kelly, I was just thinking about our baby. I want to name her Hope.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
We have to get out of here! - What it, it's just rain.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
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Who can tell me what year the war started? - Wait, so what happened?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
Well who was it? It was Kenny, right?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20
because of the embarassment it can cause, okay?!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
Whoever had the lice, they're dead now!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
All right, the person who had head lice needs to speak up right now
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
This is exactly what you would do if they found lice in your hair!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
And this is exactly what Kenny would do. Stand here and say nothing!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
How? - First we have to get out of the forest
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
Yes! Because maybe we rolled the dice too many times!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
Look, I know I messed up, all right? But I think you're right.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
Just like mosquitoes they leave small traces of their saliva in the host's bloodstream.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
I have no problem taking the test. I have nothing to hi-hi-hide.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
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It's real. Real as my love for my unborn baby.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
If we make it out of this, I'd like to be with you.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
Sorry to cut the honeymoon short!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
What? What are you gonna do to him?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
All right, see you there! Remember, bar of soap and a sock!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
Please just hurry to the park! You have to stop them!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
It was a disaster! Disasters happen!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
constantly trying to preach that the world is alive!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
Everyone wash Kenny with the soap and dry him off with the socks!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50
What? - I was the one.

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Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
Now now, it's all right. We're going to call your parents and get you to your doctor.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
The environment is changing. I believe it is somehow, reacting to our presence on it.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Huh right, the world is conscious. It makes perfect sense.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
I think we need to put all resources now into a full investigation
#5
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Yeah, that's a pretty bad lice problem there. Good thing they pulled you out of school.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
Use this in the shower. Your scalp may burn a bit afterwards.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
Kelly, I was just thinking about our baby. I want to name her Hope.
#9
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We have to get out of here! - What it, it's just rain.
#11
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Who can tell me what year the war started? - Wait, so what happened?
#18
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
Well who was it? It was Kenny, right?
#19
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20
because of the embarassment it can cause, okay?!
#20
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
Whoever had the lice, they're dead now!
#21
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All right, the person who had head lice needs to speak up right now
#25
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
This is exactly what you would do if they found lice in your hair!
#26
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
And this is exactly what Kenny would do. Stand here and say nothing!
#27
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How? - First we have to get out of the forest
#29
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
Yes! Because maybe we rolled the dice too many times!
#30
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
Look, I know I messed up, all right? But I think you're right.
#31
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Just like mosquitoes they leave small traces of their saliva in the host's bloodstream.
#33
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I have no problem taking the test. I have nothing to hi-hi-hide.
#35
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It's real. Real as my love for my unborn baby.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
If we make it out of this, I'd like to be with you.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
Sorry to cut the honeymoon short!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
What? What are you gonna do to him?
#42
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
All right, see you there! Remember, bar of soap and a sock!
#43
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
Please just hurry to the park! You have to stop them!
#44
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
It was a disaster! Disasters happen!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
constantly trying to preach that the world is alive!
#46
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Everyone wash Kenny with the soap and dry him off with the socks!
#49
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50
What? - I was the one.
#50