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Season 9  "Natural Born Kissers"  9x25

Aired 25 years ago - May 17, 1998

Homer and Marge try to spice up their love life and are caught baring it all in public. Bart and Lisa discover an alternate ending to Casablanca.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 1
potential, dreams for the future.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 2
You know, uh, it is a special occasion.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 3
All right, how's that?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 4
- [Barks] - [Both Sigh]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 5
Homer, don't look!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 6
[Marge] When we got married...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 7
Call the divorce specialists now for a consultation and free tote bag.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 9
- Hey, are they pulling the plug on anybody today? - Nope, everybody's paid up.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 10
And that's how I earned the Iron Cross.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 11
- [Both Gasp] - Quick! The barn!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 13
Huh. Well, maybe they're in the media room.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 15
Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 16
You know, things we like. [Grunts]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 17
Okay, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons are mine...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 18
Nah, it'd just be awkward, what with the sex and all.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 19
Doilies and cozies as far as the eye can see.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 20
Um, eh, no time like the present.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 21
Hey! Look at that!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 22
Come on. I have a disgusting idea.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 23
Exactly. Now there's nothing left out there but treasure.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 24
- [Both] Eew. - You guys are sick.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 25
Wow! An alternate ending to Casablanca.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 27
and beer.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 28
Good work, Sam. Come on. I'll buy you a falafel.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 29
- [Bell Tolling] - [Crowd Cheering]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 30
My studio produced Casablanca, all right?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 32
- A hand! - [Gasps]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 33
Oh, why can't they just play through?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 34
Oh, why are people always trying to kill me?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 35
Boy, I'll tell ya. [Chuckles] They only come out at night.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 37
- [Grunts] - Okay.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 38
[Siren Wailing]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 39
- But think of the scandal. - Yeah, the British tabloids will have a field day.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 40
- [Flame Searing] - You go up and down, but not side to side, or back in time.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 41
No, that was not the thing. [Groans]

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 2
You know, uh, it is a special occasion.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 3
All right, how's that?
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 4
- [Barks] - [Both Sigh]
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 5
Homer, don't look!
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 6
[Marge] When we got married...
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 7
Call the divorce specialists now for a consultation and free tote bag.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 8 #8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 9
- Hey, are they pulling the plug on anybody today? - Nope, everybody's paid up.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 10
And that's how I earned the Iron Cross.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 11
- [Both Gasp] - Quick! The barn!
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 12 #12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 13
Huh. Well, maybe they're in the media room.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 14 #14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 15
Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 16
You know, things we like. [Grunts]
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 17
Okay, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons are mine...
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 18
Nah, it'd just be awkward, what with the sex and all.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 19
Doilies and cozies as far as the eye can see.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 20
Um, eh, no time like the present.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 21
Hey! Look at that!
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 22
Come on. I have a disgusting idea.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 23
Exactly. Now there's nothing left out there but treasure.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 24
- [Both] Eew. - You guys are sick.
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 25
Wow! An alternate ending to Casablanca.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 26 #26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 27
and beer.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 28
Good work, Sam. Come on. I'll buy you a falafel.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 29
- [Bell Tolling] - [Crowd Cheering]
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 30
My studio produced Casablanca, all right?
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 31 #31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 32
- A hand! - [Gasps]
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 33
Oh, why can't they just play through?
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 34
Oh, why are people always trying to kill me?
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 35
Boy, I'll tell ya. [Chuckles] They only come out at night.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 36 #36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 37
- [Grunts] - Okay.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 38
[Siren Wailing]
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 39
- But think of the scandal. - Yeah, the British tabloids will have a field day.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 40
- [Flame Searing] - You go up and down, but not side to side, or back in time.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 25 (S09E25) - 41
No, that was not the thing. [Groans]
#41