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Season 7

Aired 20 years ago - May 19, 1996

On a family vacation, Lisa tries on a new identity to fit in with the other kids at the beach. Jealous, Bart reveals her true nerdiness to the group.

Aired 20 years ago - May 19, 1996

To show his kids how hip he is, Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a music festival, where he earns himself a place in the sideshow by catching a cannonball with his belly.

Aired 20 years ago - May 05, 1996

When Mayor Quimby uses immigrants as a political scapegoat, the Simpsons discover that Apu is an illegal immigrant.

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But why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?
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Now, they may ask you to locate your town on a map of the U.S. So, let's do that.
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By your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away.
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Zero bears and one big, fat, hairy paycheck.
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People, your taxes are high because of illegal immigrants.
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It shall be known as Proposition 24. Yea!
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Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, kids like Bart have lost the will to learn.
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He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread...
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We had to move out once we'd filled the hat with garbage. The end.
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If Proposition 24 passes, I shall be forced to leave this country.
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You know what really "aggravateses" me is them "immigants. "
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Make the protesters go away, and I'll give you the entire bottle.
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- I was accepted for graduate study in the United States.
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Farewell, my beloved.
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Could it be used for dating?
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- Only the top human players could beat it. - Hey, what's this one for?
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And, really, your only crime was violating U.S. law.
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Furthermore, to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars.
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I will overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits, eh?
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Most humble and grateful thanks to you.
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Low and lazy. So-
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The "Ny" Mets are my favorite squadron.
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Look at me! I've betrayed my Indian heritage, sir!
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where I have the freedom to say and to think and to charge whatever I want.
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Darn it, Apu! I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
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All right! Now you've got all the Simpsons behind you, Apu.
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There was an amnesty declared for people who have been here as long as you.
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after New Mexico became a state, but before Arizona did.
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Oh, I'm so confused. I don't even know where I'm getting kicked out of anymore.
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Please, Mr. Simpson. My brain needs sleep.
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Oh, no! I fell asleep!
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Aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists...

When a fellow veteran dies, Grandpa Simpson and Mr. Burns fight for buried WWII treasure as the only surviving members of their battalion.

Aired 20 years ago - Apr 14, 1996

Bart and Milhouse wonder if anything interesting happens to the citizens of Springfield, which leads to a series of interconnected vignettes.

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Maybe it's just shampoo. That washes right out.
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Uh, perhaps you could pedal for just a little while, sir.
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Fear not. I'll get you to a hospital-
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One more jostle, you wretched shirk-a-day.
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Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are:
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Hi, everybody. Now, tell Dr. Nick where is the trouble.
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Now you're talkin'.
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Dr. Nick, we owe you an apology.
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Say, uh, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
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Ha. Freeze, dude. Move a muscle and I'll blow this wino's head off.
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Ho! Good-bye student loan payments. Ha, ha!
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- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah.
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Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
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D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
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Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
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A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
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Seymour.! The house is on fire.!
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You know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences.
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"Shakes. " You don't know what you're gettin'.
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Ay. Que día miserable a trabajo.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Do your dirty, sinful business.
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Good boy. Don't stop the music.
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- Works for me when I get bubbly gum in the old push broom. - That sounds okay.
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They can suck the bolts out of a submarine's hull.
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Hey, Brandine. You might could wear these to your job interview.
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Most folk'll never lose a toe and then again, some folk'll
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No. You may not. The bathroom is for paying customers only.
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A child has already solved theJumble using crayons. The answer is "fries. "
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There he is now.
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Uh, you know, when I was a kid this used to be a pet store.
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Aired 21 years ago - Mar 31, 1996

Bart creates a fake driver's license for himself and uses it to go on a spring break road trip with Milhouse, Nelson, and Martin. Meanwhile, Homer and Lisa bond after spending some quality time together at work.

Aired 21 years ago - Mar 24, 1996

Washed up and plagued by scandal, Troy McClure sees a marriage to Selma as his ticket back to success.

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Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
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Hello, beautiful.
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and read the top line?
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I'm sure I could find some way to repay you.
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Hmm? Hmm.
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Being a huge movie star must be good too.
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Maybe those rumors about his fish fetish weren't true after all.
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- We haven't spoken in eight years. - Yes.
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Okay, now you tell one.
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Excuse me. I ordered a Zima, not "emphysema. "
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Oh, God! I'm such a fool.
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I don't want to jinx it, Marge, but this could be it.
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Oh, Princess fair, whilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?
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Tonight, '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams.
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And with news of his upcoming wedding, rumor has it he's up for some very choice roles.
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Garbage collection is Monday. If you want to throw out a box, you have to cut it up.
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Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of Planet of the Apes?
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Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
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- Of course you can - Well, I couldn't before
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No, you'll never make a monkey
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Yes, you finally
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I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady-
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as Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
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Yeah, that's a good idea, Homer...
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- Come here, Homer. - Okay.
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If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony...
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You may now kiss... each other.
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Apparently, he doesn't really love Selma...
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as Make-Out King of Montana and The Electric Gigolo.
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the new McBain movie!
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Wrong for me? How? Oh, I get it.
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You married me just to help your career?
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- Are you gay? - Gay? I wish!
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Just smile for the cameras and enjoy Mr. Troy's Wild Ride.
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I will, but you gotta do something for me.
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which you will if you have a baby.
Aired 21 years ago - Mar 17, 1996

Bart meets the original animator who created Itchy, penniless some 70 years after the studio stole his idea. When Bart helps him sue for restitution, he unwittingly bankrupts Itchy & Scratchy.

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That drawing is worth exactly $750 American.
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- Which one's Itchy- the car? - The mouse.
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is his son, Roger Myers Jr.
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Show some respect, man. That "no-talent" created Itchy and Scratchy.
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Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence.
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That's the first Itchy cartoon ever made. And it was made by me, ChesterJ. Lampwick.
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"Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman. "
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Shh.! That's Teddy Roosevelt.
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I can't believe it. That was Itchy all right. You did invent him.
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You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy. You should be a millionaire.
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Hmm, studio's closed until Tuesday. Animators have A.A. on Monday.
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He just needs to stay here till tomorrow.
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and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy-with no proof at all-
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But I'm going to have to ask for a thousand-dollar retainer.
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I shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either.
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I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.
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My client's film predates all of those things, Your Honor.
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- Yes, I have. - You have?
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one more time today, I think I'm going to scream.
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- That's a lie! - Are you saying- under oath, Mr. Myers-
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Well, Your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture.
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Oh, there they are.
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That could have been drawn by anyone at anytime, Your Honor. There's no signature or date.
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Your pal, ChesterJ. Lampwick. September 3, 1919."
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Andy Griffith. Edward G. Robinson. Art Carney.
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Though that amount will probably come down a bit on appeal.
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I feel like liver and onions.
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and $750 for the drawing...
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Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
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I'm an amendment to be Yes, an amendment to be
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What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?
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I don't have the money to produce the cartoons. I lost everything.
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- Humph. - Sir? Sir? Sir?
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Not interested.
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He discovered that the Postal Service's Mr. Zip...
Aired 21 years ago - Feb 25, 1996

Forced to take a vacation, Smithers needs to find a temporary replacement who won't outshine him. Homer seems the perfect choice until a sudden outburst forces Mr. Burns to assert his independence.

Aired 21 years ago - Feb 18, 1996

While researching into Jebediah Springfield's past for an essay, Lisa discovers that the town founder wasn't the hero that everyone thinks he was.

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Dangerous river crossings threatened life and limb...
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You know, some historians consider Jebediah Springfield a minor patriot...
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Well, thankily-dank, Mayor. I shan't disappoint.
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Chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shalt rock thy world.
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The Homer broadcasting system is on the air!
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Here's his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom...
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Secondly, I have not always been known as Jebediah Springfield.
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"I write this confession so that my infamy will live on...
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Is everything okay? You look a bit flushed.
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- Toast. - I don't understand thee, Marge.
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No tongue, eh? How did he talk- and eat and laugh and love?
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Well, I'll use it, but I'm not paying for it.
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- I believe you, honey. - You do?
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dead-white-male bashing from a P.C. thug.
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Well, I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting.
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- Hi, Mr. Hurlbut. - Oh, you're back.
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That's Jebediah's secret confession. It proves he was a fraud.
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But it explains why there's no record ofJebediah before 1795.
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You don't have to help me with this, Dad.
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- He wouldn't let me put it up. - Okay. Well, that's not gonna stop us.
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than an evil bloodthirsty pirate who hated this town.
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A pirate? Well, that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silver's.
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Dig him up! Dig up that corpse!
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All right. Here goes. Forgive us, Jebediah. We mean no disrespect.
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and tri-corner hat.
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Well, I'll just have to find another little girl to be president.
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I'm not Mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.
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I'm an antiquarian, damn it. It's my job to seek out the truth.
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- But I thought I had you fooled. - You did.
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We've got to get the word out to every man, woman and child in town.
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- What? - What's goin' on here?
Aired 21 years ago - Feb 11, 1996

In a scheme to get Krusty's autograph, Bart sends him a check. When Krusty's offshore holding corporation endorses the check, his illegal tax shelter is exposed. In despair after the government auctions off his possessions, Krusty fakes his own death.

A chance encounter with a former classmate yields an invitation to the Springfield Country Club, where Marge tries to parlay a bargain basement Chanel suit into elevated social status for her family.

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Oh, you look so sophisticated.
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Oh, sure I do. I treated myself to a Sanka not three days ago.
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Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special.
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Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes, sir. No, sir. Maybe. Okay.
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- And to think I heard you married Homer Simpson. - I did marry Homer.
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You had your debutante balls and skinny-dipping...
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And revulcanize my tires, posthaste.
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I've told you, I don't like you using the word "hotbed. "
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Well, we're not.
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You look like such a happy bunch... of people.
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I have a sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
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Instead, we microwaved our own soup!
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That place is weird.
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So good that Evelyn gave us a guest pass. They might even ask us to join.
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This whole country club scene is so decadent.
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Oh, we've got a winning hand!
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Oh, well played.
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And just go at your own pace.
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Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
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Why, thank you, Robert-A!
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Bells?
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Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle.
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Say, I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?
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Please! We can't afford a single slip-up. They're judging us.
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You know how a horse goes like this?
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No, no, no, no!
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We've got classy duds up the ying-yang.
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Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club- the sand wedge!
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Oh, a cunning stratagem, sir.
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Cripes, man! Can't you ever get to the green in less than two shots?
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These aren't reptile eggs.
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So you're not the best golfer here.
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I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
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Yeah. You look great. You can do anything with that sewing machine.
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Aired 21 years ago - Jan 14, 1996

Homer resents being upstaged when former president George Bush moves into the neighborhood. After Bush spanks Bart, an all-out prank war ensues.

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Not that Disco Stu didn't get his share of the action.
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Like this. What the heckaroonie is this, Mrs. Glick?
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Well, it's a moot point as I have only one tie to begin with.
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Uh, hey, Ned, let me help you with that.
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- You're the king, Homer! - King of the neighborhood!
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I'll take that.
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Spend
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Ah, ah, ah, ah Table five, table five
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Disco Stu likes disco music.
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Hello!
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Actually, this is one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims residency, Dad.
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And your business here, Mr. Flanders?
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I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod and Todd.
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Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar?
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with no particular hopes or dreams.
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I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
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Hello, Mr. Bush!
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and they only give you so many packs.
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- Who's that, George? - That's me with Charlton Heston.
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Did your Secret Service goons ever whack anybody, George?
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Ah, let's see now. What do you folks have here, huh?
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That guy's louder than World War II.
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Oh, that's just his way. He really likes you.
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You have to be president, and you're not president.
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Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies.
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Homie, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I'm happy.
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- What ya doin'? - Now, don't upset the desk there.
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You? Bart Simpson?
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but Homer and I just don't believe in that kind of punishment.
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you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago.
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you men stand down.
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- Trouble it is! - For you.
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No! That's not Bar and me. It's them.
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Nuh-uh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors.
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Bar! The boys are in the front yard. They'll help me think of a plan to get those Simpsons.
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Hey, lookin'good.!
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Oh, yeah, that's right. The Simpsons.
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- It's time to hit him where he lives. - His house?
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Too bad they got off on the wrong foot.
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- Get him, boys! - Ow! Ow!
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Aired 21 years ago - Jan 07, 1996

Homer catches Mr. Burns in an ether-induced haze and asks for $500 for his bowling team. When Burns' head clears, he demands to join the team. Meanwhile, Bart's inflammatory T-shirt provokes Principal Skinner to require school uniforms.

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- Oh, okay. Then I just need your $500 registration fee. - $500!
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Burns never gives money to anybody.
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I'll just write the zero first.
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We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta.
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prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice.
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- We're fresh out, sir. I'll get some more. - Leave the rag.
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Ow.
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Uh, excuse me. I'd like to request $17...
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Oh, come on. If we quit now, we'll never know how badly they're gonna beat us.
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Oh, man! I knew I was gonna choke.
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- Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. - You can do it, Otto! You can do it-
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- Let me set the scene for you, Marge. - All right.
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- Good for him. - Yes, but, Marge, you're missing the point.
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No, no. Now, don't try to remember what that slogan was.
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in this vest and short pant combination from Mr. Boy of Main Street.
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All right. Pick your size: extra small or extra large.
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There it is, boys: the championship trophy.
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- We are not wieners. - Then what are you dressed like that for?
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Yes, that was unpleasant for all concerned.
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It was either Pops Freshenmeyer...
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- You wanna join my what? - You wanna what his team?
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Look, guys, it's not that simple. He's my boss.
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It wasn't any easier.
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I'm going to make sure my desk is exactly parallel to the rear wall.
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I bet I'll get a little respect once I get that Harvard diploma.
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- Mamma mia.! - Hoot, mon!
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The only ship worth a damn is friendship.
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absolutely nothing has gone wrong.
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Wow! Look at all the colors, man!
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Homer, maybe Mr. Burns will bowl a great game, and you will win your championship.
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My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again.
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Oh, uh, Mr. Burns, as team captain...
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- Aww. - Now, Homer, you were about to say something to me.
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Okay. The Holy Rollers are ahead by one pin...
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Well, next time, a few steps more toward center, don't you think?
Aired 21 years ago - Dec 17, 1995

Nabbed for shoplifting, Bart manages to keep it a secret from the family... until it's time to have the family Christmas photo taken at the Try-N-Save.

Aired 21 years ago - Dec 03, 1995

Troy McClure hosts a behind-the-scenes look at the show, including clips of the series' beginnings as filler on "The Tracy Ullman Show," Simpsons trivia questions, and unaired scenes from popular episodes.

Aired 21 years ago - Nov 26, 1995

After Sideshow Bob escapes from prison, the Springfield Air Show is the setting for his ill-fated vendetta against television and Krusty the Clown.

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What kind of country-fried rube is still impressed by that?
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- This year I'm making ear plugs out of biscuit dough.
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Friend? You mean you two aren't knocking boots?
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Yee-haw.!
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I'll get very busy, indeed.
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it's so well-designed, even a child could fly it.
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Mm. Uhh-
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If you don't open that door, I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!
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Oh, got my knuckles all lined up for nothing.
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At Kitty Hawk in 1903...
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Authorization code?
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Not a cloud in the sky.!
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as we blast through the thrilling highlights of aviation history!
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Dad, why aren't you looking?
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Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things.
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Why, we could revive the lost arts of conversation... and scrimshaw.
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Farewell.
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Stamp your hand for reentry.
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Bart! Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here!
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We have only 20 minutes left.
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We must sacrifice television in order to save the lives of our townspeople.
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But I'm afraid we're out of options.
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The collapse of the Soviet Union, premium ice cream price wars...
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Not my extendo-glove!
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Think of the ratings.
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- Tight, binding underwear? - Helium!
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Gone. Gone too. Fabulous. Marvelous.
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Coming at you live from the civil defense shack...
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Uh, and, uh, former president, Ike Eisenhower!
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Well, at least I'll have my revenge!
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with that hoary old stall-the-villain-with-flattery scheme.
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No! How did they find me?
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He's getting away!
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Hell! Not the Wright Brothers' plane.
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Mom! I found Sideshow Bob's hideout! And I got a secret message to the police!
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Back before everyJoe Sweat Sock could wedge himself behind a lunch tray...
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Aired 21 years ago - Nov 19, 1995

Homer discovers that his mother is still alive, a former radical who is a fugitive from the law. When her old nemesis Burns spots her and tips off the FBI, she is forced to return to the underground.

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Get out of here, you ghouls!
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When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no.
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I'll just make the change here. And you're all set.
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Well, how about this? This thing says my mother's still alive!
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"Here lies"-
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I didn't want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it.
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It wasn't your fault.
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Oh, my! Such clever grandchildren.
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Hmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties.
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You remembered.
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Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level.
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Gotta run! Grandma stuff!
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Whenever we ask her where she's been all this time, she changes the subject.
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Woo-hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back.
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I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother would want me.
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Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops!
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- Time for bed. - Sing me my bedtime song, Mom.
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Probably. I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl.
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His wild, untamed facial hair...
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I soon found people who shared my views at the state college.
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it's no match for my glower power.
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My germs!
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Jerry Rubin gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes...
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But from when? And in what capacity?
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She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.
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Maybe she thought the war in Southeast Asia was so immoral her end justified the means.
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Rhetorical, eh?
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Now, here's a piece of bad news.
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- Oh, Abe! - Well, I tried. What's for supper?
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Look at me, Grandma. I'm a hippie. Peace, man.
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We know the fugitive visited that tombstone. Whose tombstone was it?
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Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield?
Aired 21 years ago - Nov 05, 1995

Homer tries to gain sixty pounds so he can stay home on disability. When he nearly causes a catastrophe at the plant, Homer reconsiders his plan.

Aired 21 years ago - Oct 29, 1995

In "Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores," strange atmospheric conditions bring giant advertising statues to life. In "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace," Groundskeeper Willie is killed in a freak accident and seeks revenge in the childrens' dreams. In the final segment, Homer steps through a secret portal and becomes three-dimensional.

Aired 21 years ago - Oct 15, 1995

After visiting a local petting zoo, Lisa becomes a vegetarian and faces ridicule from family and friends. When she lashes out and ruins Homer's barbecue, she learns a lesson in tolerance.

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The following cars have been broken into-
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- Shut up! - Okilly-dokilly.
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I can't believe you didn't invite me, after I painted those cool stripes all over your car.
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Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting.
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Bart, sensible bites.! All right, Lisa.
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Those all come from the same animal!
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My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?
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- Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? - Possibly the meat loaf.
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Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.
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"Come to Homer's BBBQ.
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You don't win friends with salad
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For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S.
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Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
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Then when the cattle are just right-
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that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
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- Is he crazy? - No, just ignorant.
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Don't kid yourself, Jimmy.
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They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe.
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Yeah. Lisa's a Grade A moron.
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Hey, Homer. Bring me another one of them, uh, burgers, would you?
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Okay, everybody. It's the moment you've all been waiting for.
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I have to agree that everything certainly- Huh?
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It's just a little dirty. It's still good. It's still good.
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- It's gone. - I know.
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Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa...
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Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
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I am out of here!
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- She admitted it! - She admitted she's gonna marry a carrot!
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Mmm! The next-
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I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs.
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or when I want to see drive-in movies for free.
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- Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle. - Sure you were, Apu.
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In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards...
Aired 21 years ago - Oct 08, 1995

Bart sells his soul to Milhouse for five dollars, but soon regrets his decision. Meanwhile, Moe turns the Tavern into a family-friendly restaurant.

Aired 21 years ago - Oct 01, 1995

When Homer and Marge are found to be unfit parents, the kids are placed with the Flanders family. Reluctant participants in the Flanderses' wholesome family activities, Bart and Lisa become the targets of an emergency baptism.

Aired 21 years ago - Sep 24, 1995

Bart longs to play "Fallout Boy" in the new Radioactive Man movie, but the Van Houtens thrust Milhouse into the spotlight. Meanwhile, the town of Springfield sees an opportunity for profit.

Aired 21 years ago - Sep 17, 1995

With Mr. Burns shot, Chief Wiggum investigates the crime, and nearly everyone in town has a motive. At the end, it all comes down to the Simpson DNA.