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Season 30  "My Way or the Highway to Heaven"  30x3

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 14, 2018

God and St. Peter contemplate what merits a soul getting into heaven, while citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 1
♪ Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 2
With a mustache like that, you're an obvious narc.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 3
Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 4
each job I took became more depraved.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 5
Finally, I became one of the most iniquitous men
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 6
Slices of pie all around, Mabel!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 7
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 8
Over.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 9
Before I knew it, I was the king of springs.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 10
Oh, sure, there's broken bones, concussions,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 11
If you get to 500 bounces, zappo! French-fried kid.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 12
401... 402...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 15
Uh, Ned Flanders, you have been a sinner,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 16
but, uh, I lost the pick in the hole.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 17
In retrospect, I should have tried CPR.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 18
my beautiful, beautiful philtrum.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 20
[CHUCKLES]: Well, it's like looking in a mirror.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 21
Well, they do. Maybe they deserve a place here, too.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 22
- _ - She lived in occupied France
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 23
♪ He loved religion. ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 24
to the village's most notorious Nazi collaborator.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 25
the sweet fruits of marriage. [CHUCKLES]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 27
If he just gets something on the page, that's progress.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 29
Damn it. Now I know what we're fighting for.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 30
Ah, you are French.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 31
but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 32
Pierre Pants? Pierre Pants?!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 33
[GASPS] We must warn our Panzers!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 34
♪ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 35
♪ Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes... ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 36
we should try to find a common interest, so, uh...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 37
Oh, Meaux, I am so sorry
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 38
So, it goes to show atheists can do great things, too.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 39
I was looking for a quicker route to the bathroom,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 40
I say no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 41
of that plus sign he's always carrying around.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 42
LISA: ... zero in the Buddhist calendar,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 43
LISA: The princess wondered, if nothing was denied her,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 44
- [GONG RINGS] - [VICTORIOUS FANFARE PLAYS]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 45
Please, somebody, think of the elephants!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 46
Those children have nothing,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 48
♪ Than golden tubs and fragrant soap ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 49
♪ All I want is just one thing ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 50
♪ Less... ♪

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 2
With a mustache like that, you're an obvious narc.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 3
Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 4
each job I took became more depraved.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 5
Finally, I became one of the most iniquitous men
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 6
Slices of pie all around, Mabel!
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 7
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 8
Over.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 9
Before I knew it, I was the king of springs.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 10
Oh, sure, there's broken bones, concussions,
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 11
If you get to 500 bounces, zappo! French-fried kid.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 12
401... 402...
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 13 #13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 14 #14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 15
Uh, Ned Flanders, you have been a sinner,
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 16
but, uh, I lost the pick in the hole.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 17
In retrospect, I should have tried CPR.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 18
my beautiful, beautiful philtrum.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 19 #19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 20
[CHUCKLES]: Well, it's like looking in a mirror.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 21
Well, they do. Maybe they deserve a place here, too.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 22
- _ - She lived in occupied France
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 23
♪ He loved religion. ♪
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 24
to the village's most notorious Nazi collaborator.
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 25
the sweet fruits of marriage. [CHUCKLES]
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 26 #26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 27
If he just gets something on the page, that's progress.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 28 #28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 29
Damn it. Now I know what we're fighting for.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 30
Ah, you are French.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 31
but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 32
Pierre Pants? Pierre Pants?!
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 33
[GASPS] We must warn our Panzers!
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 34
♪ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ♪
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 35
♪ Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes... ♪
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 36
we should try to find a common interest, so, uh...
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 37
Oh, Meaux, I am so sorry
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 38
So, it goes to show atheists can do great things, too.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 39
I was looking for a quicker route to the bathroom,
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 40
I say no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 41
of that plus sign he's always carrying around.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 42
LISA: ... zero in the Buddhist calendar,
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 43
LISA: The princess wondered, if nothing was denied her,
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 44
- [GONG RINGS] - [VICTORIOUS FANFARE PLAYS]
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 45
Please, somebody, think of the elephants!
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 46
Those children have nothing,
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 48
♪ Than golden tubs and fragrant soap ♪
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 49
♪ All I want is just one thing ♪
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3 (S30E03) - 50
♪ Less... ♪
#50