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Season 30  "Heartbreak Hotel"  30x2

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 07, 2018

Marge and Homer's marriage is tested when they travel to a tropical island to compete for a million dollars on Marge's favorite reality competition show.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 1
We were already on that show
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 2
You know, reality shows love a sob story,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 4
but he said he was moving to Hong Kong and, uh,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 6
Mm-hmm.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 7
When she didn't even know she applied.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 8
[SIGHS] electric bill, past due,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 9
This is it. After years of rejection,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 10
After you sign the amazing waivers.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 12
at Lover's Lagoon.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 13
They've done this three times before.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 14
The secret is to just take your time, and...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 16
I guess we're going home.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 17
So we can't go home for a month?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 18
That's your play.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 19
you are subject to a fine of up to a million dollars
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 20
- I knew it! - [BOTH GRUNT]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 21
All further inquiries should be submitted in writing
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 22
Really?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 23
It is. It truly is.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 24
Can I freshen up that appetizer platter for you?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 25
Sweetie, I'm worried about you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 26
ANNOUNCER: Forgot your toothbrush? No problem.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 27
Darling, take my hand, and you'll see it's so much more.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 28
♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 29
♪ No lifeguard to be seen-y, we could die ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 30
♪ Don't know why. ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 31
Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 32
I just got my first wax in years.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 33
It's nice to know I can still do that.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 34
[GASPS] Look, they're editing our episode.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 35
I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 36
so I'll sleep on the couch.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 38
[BOTH GROANS]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 39
A chocolate flop.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 40
Yes, dear.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 41
All right, love, whatever love wants.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 42
- This is, um... - Honey.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 43
I love your room.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 44
And how would you have played the Three-Legged Chase?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 45
in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 46
You married me for it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 47
It's still in turmoil, you chocolate-gobbling dream killer.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 48
you have to dump your loved one for another partner.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 49
[WHIMPERING]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 50
But under the bridge is a pack of mango-loving monkeys,

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 2
You know, reality shows love a sob story,
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 3 #3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 4
but he said he was moving to Hong Kong and, uh,
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 5 #5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 6
Mm-hmm.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 7
When she didn't even know she applied.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 8
[SIGHS] electric bill, past due,
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 9
This is it. After years of rejection,
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 10
After you sign the amazing waivers.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 11 #11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 12
at Lover's Lagoon.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 13
They've done this three times before.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 14
The secret is to just take your time, and...
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 15 #15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 16
I guess we're going home.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 17
So we can't go home for a month?
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 18
That's your play.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 19
you are subject to a fine of up to a million dollars
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 20
- I knew it! - [BOTH GRUNT]
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 21
All further inquiries should be submitted in writing
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 22
Really?
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 23
It is. It truly is.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 24
Can I freshen up that appetizer platter for you?
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 25
Sweetie, I'm worried about you.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 26
ANNOUNCER: Forgot your toothbrush? No problem.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 27
Darling, take my hand, and you'll see it's so much more.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 28
♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ♪
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 29
♪ No lifeguard to be seen-y, we could die ♪
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 30
♪ Don't know why. ♪
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 31
Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad.
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 32
I just got my first wax in years.
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 33
It's nice to know I can still do that.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 34
[GASPS] Look, they're editing our episode.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 35
I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 36
so I'll sleep on the couch.
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 37 #37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 38
[BOTH GROANS]
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 39
A chocolate flop.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 40
Yes, dear.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 41
All right, love, whatever love wants.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 42
- This is, um... - Honey.
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 43
I love your room.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 44
And how would you have played the Three-Legged Chase?
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 45
in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 46
You married me for it.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 47
It's still in turmoil, you chocolate-gobbling dream killer.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 48
you have to dump your loved one for another partner.
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 49
[WHIMPERING]
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 2 (S30E02) - 50
But under the bridge is a pack of mango-loving monkeys,
#50