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Season 30

Aired 6 days ago - Oct 14, 2018

God and St. Peter contemplate what merits a soul getting into heaven, while citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters.

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♪ Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak ♪
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With a mustache like that, you're an obvious narc.
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Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines.
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each job I took became more depraved.
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Finally, I became one of the most iniquitous men
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Slices of pie all around, Mabel!
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Don't worry, you'll be fine.
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Over.
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Before I knew it, I was the king of springs.
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Oh, sure, there's broken bones, concussions,
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If you get to 500 bounces, zappo! French-fried kid.
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401... 402...
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Uh, Ned Flanders, you have been a sinner,
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but, uh, I lost the pick in the hole.
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In retrospect, I should have tried CPR.
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my beautiful, beautiful philtrum.
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[CHUCKLES]: Well, it's like looking in a mirror.
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Well, they do. Maybe they deserve a place here, too.
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- _ - She lived in occupied France
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♪ He loved religion. ♪
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to the village's most notorious Nazi collaborator.
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the sweet fruits of marriage. [CHUCKLES]
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If he just gets something on the page, that's progress.
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Damn it. Now I know what we're fighting for.
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Ah, you are French.
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but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,
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Pierre Pants? Pierre Pants?!
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[GASPS] We must warn our Panzers!
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♪ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ♪
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♪ Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes... ♪
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we should try to find a common interest, so, uh...
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Oh, Meaux, I am so sorry
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So, it goes to show atheists can do great things, too.
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I was looking for a quicker route to the bathroom,
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I say no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.
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of that plus sign he's always carrying around.
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LISA: ... zero in the Buddhist calendar,
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LISA: The princess wondered, if nothing was denied her,
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- [GONG RINGS] - [VICTORIOUS FANFARE PLAYS]
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Please, somebody, think of the elephants!
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Those children have nothing,
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♪ Than golden tubs and fragrant soap ♪
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♪ All I want is just one thing ♪
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♪ Less... ♪
Aired 13 days ago - Oct 07, 2018

Marge and Homer's marriage is tested when they travel to a tropical island to compete for a million dollars on Marge's favorite reality competition show.

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We were already on that show
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You know, reality shows love a sob story,
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but he said he was moving to Hong Kong and, uh,
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Mm-hmm.
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When she didn't even know she applied.
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[SIGHS] electric bill, past due,
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This is it. After years of rejection,
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After you sign the amazing waivers.
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at Lover's Lagoon.
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They've done this three times before.
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The secret is to just take your time, and...
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I guess we're going home.
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So we can't go home for a month?
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That's your play.
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you are subject to a fine of up to a million dollars
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- I knew it! - [BOTH GRUNT]
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All further inquiries should be submitted in writing
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Really?
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It is. It truly is.
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Can I freshen up that appetizer platter for you?
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Sweetie, I'm worried about you.
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ANNOUNCER: Forgot your toothbrush? No problem.
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Darling, take my hand, and you'll see it's so much more.
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♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ♪
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♪ No lifeguard to be seen-y, we could die ♪
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♪ Don't know why. ♪
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Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad.
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I just got my first wax in years.
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It's nice to know I can still do that.
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[GASPS] Look, they're editing our episode.
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I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar.
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so I'll sleep on the couch.
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[BOTH GROANS]
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A chocolate flop.
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Yes, dear.
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All right, love, whatever love wants.
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- This is, um... - Honey.
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I love your room.
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And how would you have played the Three-Legged Chase?
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in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
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You married me for it.
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It's still in turmoil, you chocolate-gobbling dream killer.
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you have to dump your loved one for another partner.
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[WHIMPERING]
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But under the bridge is a pack of mango-loving monkeys,
Aired 20 days ago - Sep 30, 2018

Bart takes a dare, and ends up in the hospital. To cover for himself and Homer, he says he went to Heaven and met Jesus. Christian producers offer the Simpsons a movie deal, which Homer takes. But Bart can't deal with the guilt and comes clean to Marge after the movie is finished.