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Season 25  "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"  25x3

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 03, 2013

Kent Brockman has decided that local news has been a real mistake and a terrible career move for him.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 1
Not me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 3
Didn't smoke, didn't drink, lost three pounds.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 4
♪ You got to lose your mind in Detroit Rock City. ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 5
Covering a town of backwater rubes
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 6
We'll have more regrets at 11:00 tonight
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 7
Mm...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 8
Heavy, black balls are the future.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 9
I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 11
Return those vestments.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 12
Um, it says I should give you lumbar support.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 13
Burn, dumb, helpful books.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 14
I had a spring in my step like that once.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 15
there's a question I must pose.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 16
Anything she wanted I was willing to do.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 17
All I have left is my drawing.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 18
And Stalin.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 19
doesn't mean I'm bitter. Um, Is that your car?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 20
of infotainment and celebrifawning.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 21
I'm not a newsman anymore, I'm a geologist.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 22
We can share blazers.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 23
Those are tires from my ill-fated Krusty Town Car.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 24
Bah! People only want news at 6:00 p.m.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 25
Could you, uh, phrase that a little more nicely?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 27
Yeah, well, uh, she's alive,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 28
There is the little matter of my fee.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 30
He's gonna visit my sky granny.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 32
♪ Memories
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 33
And you sat on the gas pedal when my foot fell asleep,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 34
Delete confirmed.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 35
Aw...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 36
I've saved myself for you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 37
I have my doubts about both, sir.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 39
that proves this reporter's relevance.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 41
You know, sir, maybe it would bring you peace
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 43
It's all my fault.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 44
Hey! Only I get to criticize him, Lou.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 45
it would lower the boy very gently to the ground.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 46
Today I'm glad that I sold that stock.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 47
That kid's not dying on my watch.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 49
every choice you've ever made is the right one.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 50
an opening for you at MSNBC

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 2 #2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 3
Didn't smoke, didn't drink, lost three pounds.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 4
♪ You got to lose your mind in Detroit Rock City. ♪
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 5
Covering a town of backwater rubes
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 6
We'll have more regrets at 11:00 tonight
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 7
Mm...
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 8
Heavy, black balls are the future.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 9
I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 10 #10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 11
Return those vestments.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 12
Um, it says I should give you lumbar support.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 13
Burn, dumb, helpful books.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 14
I had a spring in my step like that once.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 15
there's a question I must pose.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 16
Anything she wanted I was willing to do.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 17
All I have left is my drawing.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 18
And Stalin.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 19
doesn't mean I'm bitter. Um, Is that your car?
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 20
of infotainment and celebrifawning.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 21
I'm not a newsman anymore, I'm a geologist.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 22
We can share blazers.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 23
Those are tires from my ill-fated Krusty Town Car.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 24
Bah! People only want news at 6:00 p.m.
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 25
Could you, uh, phrase that a little more nicely?
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 26 #26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 27
Yeah, well, uh, she's alive,
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 28
There is the little matter of my fee.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 29 #29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 30
He's gonna visit my sky granny.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 31 #31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 32
♪ Memories
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 33
And you sat on the gas pedal when my foot fell asleep,
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 34
Delete confirmed.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 35
Aw...
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 36
I've saved myself for you.
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 37
I have my doubts about both, sir.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 38 #38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 39
that proves this reporter's relevance.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 40 #40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 41
You know, sir, maybe it would bring you peace
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 42 #42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 43
It's all my fault.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 44
Hey! Only I get to criticize him, Lou.
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 45
it would lower the boy very gently to the ground.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 46
Today I'm glad that I sold that stock.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 47
That kid's not dying on my watch.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 48 #48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 49
every choice you've ever made is the right one.
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 3 (S25E03) - 50
an opening for you at MSNBC
#50