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Season 20

Aired 8 years ago - May 17, 2009

When nearby Ogdenville’s economy crumbles due to tainted barley discovered in Krusty’s veggie burgers, the unemployed workers of Ogdenville flock to Springfield. After Mayor Quimby closes Springfield’s borders and enlists private citizens to help patrol them, Homer organizes a border patrol group.

Aired 8 years ago - May 10, 2009

Marge and Lisa visit the nail salon where they engage in a spirited debate as to whether a woman can be smart, powerful and beautiful all at the same time and spin four tales of famous women featuring famous Springfield faces: Selma as Queen Elizabeth I, Lisa as Snow White, Marge as Lady Macbeth and Maggie as Howard Roark, the idealistic architect protagonist from Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead. MORE -LESS

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Whoa. Someone call Beowulf! Grendel got in again!
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(GRUNTING)
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Your Majesty, it's so kind of you to give up the one man you truly loved.
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But I know a story of a dangerous obsession with female beauty.
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- No one owns that. - Are there any dwarves in your story?
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(ALL SINGING) Ho-hi, ho-hi
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by a wicked queen.
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Bring me Snow White's heart in this box.
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Now turtle, I'll need you to get in the soup.
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Run, lassie! Find wee little men and hide with them!
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Let's see. Gingerbread house.
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This bed's too hard.
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If you were in marketing, you'd know.
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Guess it's you and me again, doorknob.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Ooh!
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Snow White was brought back to life by a lady doctor.
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- All I have are some dry-cleaning coupons. - Deal.
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Marge, please. If you don't like getting barbecue sauce out of a leotard,
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I thought I was marrying a man who could play Macbeth.
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Out, out, brief candle.
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By Sinel's death I know I am thane of Glames.
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Conrad Birdie? Coming here to Sweet Apple?
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"Tonight the Springfield Community Playhouse
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Screw your courage to the sticking-place, and we'll not fail!
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(GROANS)
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"then last, and least, the lead, Homer Simpson."
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Why did he have to kill everyone in their costumes?
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(ALL WAILING)
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Okay, Homer. It's our last performance.
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Homie. You were brilliant. I knew you could do it. I knew it.
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Me having to read all those plays would be the real tragedy.
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Mom! Isn't that book the Bible of right-wing losers?
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Now children, while I do traffic school online,
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But her teacher, Mr. Elsworth Toohey, wanted every child to conform.
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Your rubble is still a little bit higher than the others, so let's just...
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Aired 8 years ago - May 03, 2009

When Marge learns Springfield Elementary is the worst school in the state, she and Homer rent an apartment in the upscale Waverly Hills school district so Bart and Lisa can attend a better school. Meanwhile, Homer moves into the rented Waverly Hills apartment and gets used to the bachelor lifestyle.

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 26, 2009

Bart and Lisa start struggling in their academic and social lives at school and Homer starts monitoring them and forcing them to do better. Meanwhile, Marge discovers a sauna in the basement.

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 19, 2009

Bart falls in love with a charitable girl named Jenny, prompting Bart to behave in order to date her. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes depressed when she writes a report on Springfield's future.

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and, of course, shredded Cheddar cheese.
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where he lives.
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And now you're gonna visit your grampa
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but I've been here 10 minutes, which is like seven hours in kid years.
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- Low sodium for Abe. - Hey!
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You put ex-lax in the cookies, then just sit back and watch the fireworks?
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"What will Springfield be like in 50 years?" Let's see what the computer says.
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When she talks to me, I feel like a better person.
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Really? Well, I do, too. She's a bikini model from Sweden.
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leaving what's left of humanity baking in deserts that once fed the world!
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or a passionate response to a sobering truth.
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- He seems pretty high functioning. - Just wait.
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Jesus. And he could've turned his rowboat into a jet ski,
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Bart, can't you do something?
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Well, we'll have to beat you up a little.
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It's even worse when you know it has a name.
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Lisa's a little young to be taking happy pills.
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Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.
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(SINGING) I see trees of green
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What a wonderful world
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Jenny, it's amazing what you've done with my son.
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We don't have any money! Go away! May I de-corn your cob, my darling?
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But what could be more important than your best friend?
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Bart, I learned some great new swear words from my uncle.
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I wanna know why my best friend didn't visit me like he said he would.
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But the next time I see you two, I might not be able to hold my tongue.
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- No. It's angel food with chocolate on top. - Mmm-hmm. I knew it.
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Bart, we should take Milhouse on our trip to Juice Country.
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We should be safe from Milhouse here. Being at sea level gives him nosebleeds.
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Well, you can't bleed out your nose when your heart's broken.
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Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?
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Oh, son, girls come and go. But you'll always have your family.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 05, 2009

Moe once again searches for love and falls for a woman named Maya over the Internet. However, when Moe meets Maya face-to-face, he discovers it's more like face-to-knee, as Maya is only three feet tall.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 29, 2009

After Marge and Homer's marriage turns out to be invalid, they decide to re-do their vows. But when Homer goes missing, Bart and Lisa smell something funny and investigate his disappearance.

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Well, in these modern times, family is more important than ever.
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to say, "Keep up the good work."
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Oh, calm down, Tim. He's just your old roommate from Texas Christian.
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You'll love what we've done with the church.
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Maybe while we're at it We'll peek in at your pews
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after they saw charge from an offshore poker club.
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In fact, I remember when she was Harold Schwarzbaum.
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Well, I'm sure the Lord is understanding.
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So all those graces you said were a lie?
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Due to a bureaucratic snafu, I wasn't an official minister
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Maybe the next one!
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Fly away ghosty! Go back to your haunted cornfield!
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Who are you calling an old lady?
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It's not a big deal. We'll just go to City Hall, and get married there.
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Marge, this time I'm gonna give you the wedding deserve.
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Hello. It's me, Lance Romance.
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Marge, you deserve a wedding day that, unlike our children,
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Ho, ho, ho.
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The choice is yours. You can look like a fairy princess,
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That's for a child's birthday. We're going to get this one.
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red roses along the aisle, and blue roses in the centerpieces.
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All right, people. I want every table to have two baskets of bread,
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I can't believe you told Lenny and Carl they could bring dates!
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A combination of bride and Godzilla?
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Homie!
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You have my deepest sympathy.
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Who would do this to me? It would have to be someone who could afford a chain.
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Homer wanted to serve those little cocktail hot dogs,
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Hey, I found something!
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To remove that chain, you need the key to the lock.
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I'm working on a bust of Krusty, and using this knife to aerate the clay.
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Bob, did you take any breaks yesterday? To kidnap our dad?
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Nice of you to think of me.
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Not 'til Marge dumps him for good.
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More sarcasm.
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With each marriage, I get a little better.
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Excuse me, but I have been waiting 45 minutes
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I'm not sure what happened.
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 22, 2009

The Simpsons travel to Ireland so that Grampa can have a final drink at O'Flanagan's Pub - an old watering hole of his. But when the small town of Dunkilderry isn't quite what Grampa remembers it as, and O'Flanagans has become a rundown and empty pub, he and Homer decide to buy it and fix it up.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 15, 2009

Lisa infiltrates a convent in order to steal back Maggie who was accidentally taken in by nuns. While in the convent, Lisa uncovers a series of cryptic clues leading to a hidden jewel in Springfield. With help from resident history buffs Principal Skinner and Comic Book Guy, Lisa sets off to find the coveted prize. But Springfield's Freemasons are also hot on the trail of the jewel, and Lisa must race against them to find the jewel and rescue Maggie. MORE -LESS

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Dad, come in the kitchen quick.
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Using me to cook a delicious sole meunière with a celery root purée,
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No, you stupid dog! That's Maggie's bunny!
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How am I gonna get us all across this river?
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and I can't leave the dog alone with the baby.
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row across, and before I know it, I'm back at home.
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Sir, I'd be obliged to you if you'd help me puzzle out my fox, duck and corn situation.
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I see you!
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"Any child left here will be cared for by the sisters of St. Teresa."
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I'm sure your husband does stupid things sometimes.
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One of us can go undercover as a nun, and infiltrate the convent.
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Finally, you must wear your habit modestly at all times.
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Looking for more unwanted babies, are you?
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Why would Mother Superior lie to me about not having Maggie?
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Because I'm sick of that Mother Superior.
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That's so cool.
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"Quaerite deum in corde et anima."
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I fell in love with you heart and soul
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But that doesn't mean you can't have a little dinner.
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"Turn around. Seek Springfield's biggest man-made ring."
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So many rings. But which one is the key to finding the gem?
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The biggest ring in Springfield comes from the bell in the Springfield Bell Tower.
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Does your mother know you're using her minivan?
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The order flourished, never forgetting its sacred mission.
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during the first full moon after a solar eclipse.
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Ah, yes, I see it.
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That's also my pyramid.
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Fine. Then you unscramble those letters to spell out the location of the gem
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Of course. St. Teresa wouldn't be interested in a mere bauble.
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According to legend, the gem must be brought to the convent by sunrise.
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I can be patient. After all, I am the gem child.
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Oh, give me that.
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Now begins a new era of peace and prosperity for Springfield.
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 08, 2009

When the adjustable rate on Homer's home mortgage (taken out to pay for Homer's annual Mardi Gras parties) increases drastically and Homer can't make the payments, 742 Evergreen Terrace is sold...to Ned Flanders, who rents it back to Homer... at least until Homer demands that Flanders repair the house.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 01, 2009

Bart gets a perfect score on a practice test for a national achievement test, which not only rattles Lisa, but it means Bart gets to attend a special party instead of having to take the actual test. Meanwhile, Homer must avoid injuring himself for an entire afternoon after failing to pay his insurance.

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ALL: D'oh ! D'oh ! D'oh ! D'oh !
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Mr. Becker has protested the move .
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this suck shack gets for years to come .
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N umber two: Dacacca, adada, badacad .
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Enjoying the weight and feel of it.
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Hey, Bart, on the practice test yesterday,
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(LAUG H l NG)
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Mmm-hmm .
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l warned you .
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No, but wait! l aced the math part, right? Because l . . .
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Come . Your helicopter awaits.
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Wait a minute. This ain't no genius copter. This is Con Air!
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Well , l'd best retrieve them .
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What's the matter, superstar? Feeling sorry for the normals?
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Let me explain this to you in terms even the simplest will understand .
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Guys , guys ! Save it for the competition !
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(GASPS) For the first time in my life,
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"l meant to mail this on time.
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Okay, until then , l have to avoid any serious injuries
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Here's a helpful hint. lmagine each question is a baby chick.
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LlSA: You can do it, Lisa .
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(TH UMPl NG)
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What? They're all equally valid .
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Hey, Seymour. l just realized something .
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Your dad insisted l use an inferior primer.
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(Sl NG l NG) Yo, l'll tell you what l want What l really , really want
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All aboard?
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And we can't let anyone else get hurt on our property.
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Now l would never say a bad word about Cletus and Brandine ,
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Oh , my God ! Oh , my God ! We're totally liable !
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Question two , using what you learned in question one . . .
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lt does? All right, nobody guess !
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And you will address me as such .
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Knife !
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Why do terrible things always happen to wonderful people at 3: 0 1 p . m . ?
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Marge, are you mad l forgot to send in the payment?
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(FOG HORN BLOWl NG)
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Time to do what l've never done as principal . Something !
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BOYS: Oh !
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(CH l LDREN CH EERl NG)
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 15, 2009

Homer is jealous when old classmate Vance Connor is inducted into the Springfield Walk of Fame. Lenny and Carl confess they fixed the result in favor of Principal Dondelinger - leading the hapless father to speculate on how his life would have changed had he won the ballot.

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 25, 2009

Lisa lets her imagination run wild when she makes a new friend and they create a magical kingdom together called Equalia, complete with characters and plotlines. But they find themselves facing a nightmare when the boundaries between reality and fantasy are blurred. With the voice of Emily Blunt.

Aired 8 years ago - Dec 07, 2008

Mr Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game at the annual billionaire's retreat. He decides to build a state-of-the-art facility in an attempt to lure fans, but the stadium site is on the last remaining bee colony in Springfield - prompting Lisa to lead a protest.

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From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.
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Well, if we're betting people, I got a whole herd of them.
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Take good care of them, Burnsie. Don't let the forwards mix with the guards.
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- Three... - What?
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No bees means no honey.
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Worms, bees, ticks, fleas. Let's go, go, go!
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In there. Close. See these red dots?
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This pheromone should attract them.
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(QUIETLY) And this time, no screw-ups.
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to keep her attached, and a colony of bees will soon form around your face.
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(LAUGHS) She likes the stingers!
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Relax, Mom. I'll mold them into a shape you know and love.
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I don't know. All it takes is one troubled Ioner.
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Smithers, we're leading two to nothing. Run out the clock, boys. Run out the clock.
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Who is that man? And why isn't his enthusiasm being punished?
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I'd like to meet him, Smithers.
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"Fun"? Is that how it's pronounced?
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Said feathers are what I'll flaunt!
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And they only have haploid cells, not diploid, like me and Bart!
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Your bees will have plenty of room in this old greenhouse.
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You'll always have Bart,
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of Collier's Magazine, Montgomery Burns!
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- Then what happened? - World War I.
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(LIVEL YPIANO MUSIC PLA YING)
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Hip-Hop hooray! Ho! Hey! Ho!
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(CROWD CHATTERING ANGRILY)
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and Mr. Burns wants to tear it down.
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No skyboxes. No kiss cam.
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- Muk Mu! Muk Mu! - Muk Mu! Muk Mu!
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Really? Listen, Homer. In the back room,
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Actually, Homer...
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Yup. And she's ready for a night of anonymous sex with multiple partners.
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To the sea The sea of love
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Sweetie, I have a very special surprise for you.
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A simple "yes" would've sufficed!
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A billionaire using public funds
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 30, 2008

Lisa struggles to become the proud owner of a Mypod, and Homer believes Bart's new Middle-Eastern friend Bashir is involved in a terrorist plot to destroy the Springfield Mall.

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 16, 2008

Lisa learns she is good at crossword puzzles and enters a city-wide contest. Homer discovers he has a flair for letting loved ones down so he opens Sweet Conclusions Break-Up Service, but lands himself in trouble with his daughter when he places a bet against her in the competition.

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Doreen, she's cheated on you with everyone.
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And you will again because he isn't really dead.
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I'm a part-time field agent with the Springfield Department of Commerce!
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Submit this form to the license bureau. Until then, this stand is closed!
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Excitement! Wait, that don't fit.
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One more word. Singer of Yentl. 13 letters!
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Uh-huh.
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It finally happened. You've gone completely fruit loops.
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Thanks for your help, Bart! BART. San Francisco people mover!
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Me, too! I've been doing them since 1958.
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...is the New York Times puzzle, edited by Will Shortz.
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HOMER: Sweet Conclusions Breakup Service.
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I'm leaving you, baby
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Farewell to you
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What in the blue blazes are you doing to my hopscotching grids?
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'Bald Man's Basketball League'?
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But in time, you'll come to see it's for the best.
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We're the babies those couples would have had.
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and I don't know if I'll ever sleep soundly again.
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Cruciverbalists from far and wide have gathered here...
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It's kind of a secret, so shut the door most of the way.
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betting in a bar is safer than any stock, bond or real estate investment.
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She won! And like any prudent gambler, I know when to walk away... Never!
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Wave your hands in the air Like you don't care
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Everybody say
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My only fear is, I always sabotage myself when I'm on the verge of happiness.
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With my luck, I bet it will. It's practically a sure thing.
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You know, my wife, Shirley,
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Life keeps changing the music, but you gotta keep up the cha-cha-cha, huh?
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I hope you're not mad.
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You sure you're not mad? - No, I'm not mad.
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She's gone. Can you drive me home? I'm a little drunk.
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From now on, I'm Lisa Bouvier!
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and now she's using Marge's maiden name instead of mine.
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So the name Lisa Simpson is available, huh?
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Back in high school, the boys used to call me Marge Boobier.
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Look, why don't you cheer up by doing a New York Times crossword puzzle, huh?
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 09, 2008

Homer and Marge remember the ups and downs of their marriage through a series of flashbacks, including the time they each began flirting with guests at a glamorous party - a situation that led to a food fight and an unexpected swim in the pool.

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She'll nag you. She'll try to change you.
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Knock it off! How dare you expose my children to your tender feelings.
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Video games: the reason this generation of Americans is
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Not from the diving board.
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- Patty and Selma have the map. - I have the situation under control.
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A really fun party full of colored cheeses and awesome stuff to do?
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No, get two of your own.
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You are adorable. Are you alone?
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And she doesn't get jealous when I talk to other women.
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These fish died for nothing!
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She's gonna take him for a lot of money.
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Well, leaving right now will become a special memory for me.
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All Marge and I need are a queen-sized bed and a king-sized "do not disturb" sign.
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Oh, what better way to celebrate our wedding night
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He's that rare combination of up to something and good for nothing.
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in a ruched burgundy bias-cut evening gown with a wolverine hem
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Marjorie, that party was beneath a woman of your elegance and sophistication.
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I came here once with Marge.
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- Marge, is that you? - My husband!
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We both came to rekindle our precious memories
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I feel the same way about that lamp.
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- Homie? - Coming, Marge!
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Let's get out of this chest and go have a drink.
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Want to go for a lakeside snuggle?
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Ah, Ruthie, this dump is where your mother and I met.
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It's so good to see you. We owe you two a debt of thanks.
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You're just as bad as me!
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Let's just skip to the Windsor knot instructions.
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Yeah. I missed her, like, five times.
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I suppose you and Maude will be coming along, as well?
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- Ready with the ice water. - Lock onto his wiener.
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I know we'll get married some day,
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Aired 8 years ago - Nov 02, 2008

Springfield is the setting for parodies of Charlie Brown, It's the Great Pumpkin and Michael Bay's Transformers as Homer's vote on election day is misread by a renegade machine.

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 19, 2008

An irreverent take on the Prince and the Pauper. Bart enthusiastically trades lives with a wealthy lookalike after landing himself in trouble for triggering a rampage of vacuum cleaners, but finds the lavish lifestyle too much when he becomes the target of all his new friends' pranks.

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I don't want your pity booze. I'll pay for it myself.
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I was the luckiest guy in the world 'cause I got friends like you.
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Where's Bart? We're gonna be late for Lenny's party.
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Uh... it was water this morning.
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Well, Marge, you did have that one sip of alcohol while you were pregnant.
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Ay, caramba!
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God created the animals and birds.
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Your heart is true, You're a pal and a confidant
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Thank you for being a friend.
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These innocent robots couldn't have done this on their own.
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Kill! Kill! Kill!
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Bart, I've had it with you!
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And you look like a dimwitted version of me!
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name's Simon Woosterfield.
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My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Mom.
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Thank you, uh, Lipizzaner.
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and Macauley Culkin.
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This is my bedroom?
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I'm the real deal. Every day I stand here
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"Blocked Number"? That service is $3.65 a month.
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I made it with Cheetos, just like you like it.
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- Father, could you... - Talk louder? You bet.
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That's it, boy. You're going to bed without supper.
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forget it. I'm made of hormones.
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They're beautiful.
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You had a crush on my old sister.
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that's not afraid to say how great this country is.
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Now, let me tuck you in, fluff your pillow,
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Fancy party. This is like a rap video before the rappers show up.
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who am at your service. Smithers, fetch us some lemonade.
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My sister died of a poisoned potato.
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A word of caution, young Woosterfield: watch out for those closest to you.
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of a stranger he met in the bathroom.
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That means I've got to come up with an ending for this nonsense.
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Pack like you've never packed before.
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...a ski trip.
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Scrub-bub-bub-bub-bub...
Aired 8 years ago - Oct 05, 2008

Bart lands himself in trouble when he steals a mobile phone from Denis Leary and subsequently uses it to land the actor a comical film role. The troublemaker then leads his family to the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu after Marge confiscates the device and decides to use its GPS technology to track her son.

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Because you love the taste of my imaginary tea.
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Sweetie, we can't afford to get you a cell phone.
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In this family, you get used to disappointments.
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Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?
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So it's you! You're the one who's been poaching on me territory.
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Now I won't have to pleasure a country-club wife to get me steak dinner.
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Hey, Milhouse, guess where I'm calling from?
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Cell phone!
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I just paid $5 million for the screen rights to the book Everybody Poops.
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Denis Leary?
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ONE WEEK LATER... IN TUNESIA
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Well, you did. Bring in the poop.
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I'm looking for Maya. Last name Normousbutt.
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I got a "Drew P. Wiener" here. Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener?
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Is there a Mr. Myfriendsaregay?
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I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor.
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That laughter sounds like the result of misbehavior.
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I'm sorry, Bart. I'm desperate for any signs of adult approval.
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having to watch my stunt double run into a burning building,
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Give your kid back the phone... but first, activate its built-in GPS system.
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Wait a minute. I thought you said I couldn't have this.
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♪ Listen to the hammers ♪ ♪ falling in the breakers' yard. ♪
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- Uh... we're doing laundry. - Dad, do laundry.
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Every word buys you another year in the slammer.
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Awesome. Another call. You got Bart.
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Whatever it is, it's goin' in Skinner's coffee.
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Track this, Mom and Dad.
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I can do anything I want!
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Yeah. And I think they may be gone a while longer.
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Awesome. But I better get goin'. It's gettin' dark.
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and both of them to sing me a song until I gently fall asleep.
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Bart! Where are you, boy?!
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No! All I care about is finding my boy,
Aired 8 years ago - Sep 28, 2008

Bounty hunter Ned is forced to scrap his partnership with Homer when the hapless layabout skips bail, and Marge mistakenly takes a job at an erotic bakery.