S15 E4
Status
Continuing
Next episode
2 years ago
Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 15  "The Regina Monologues"  15x4

Aired 20 years ago - Nov 23, 2003

Mr. Burns uses his ATM card and gets a $1000 bill. It hits him in the chest and then blows away, right across town and into the Simpson living room window, where Bart gets a hold of it. His parents (well Marge anyway) make him put up a notice so that the owner might have a chance to claim the bill. When no one can identify the bill, Bart wonders what he can do with his new windfall. He realizes that he can make money showing off his bill, so he opens up the "Museum of Modern Bart" in his tree house. Mr. Burns makes his claim for the bill, but all is not lost. Bart has made over $3000 in admissions to his museum. To make use of the money the family decides to go to England, where Abe recalls having a memorable night with a beautiful English girl named Edwina. In merry ole England, the Simpsons meet Prime Minister Tony Blair. Abe tries to find Edwina, meanwhile the rest of the family tours London. Everything is going fine until Homer slams his rental Mini into the back of the Queen's horse drawn carriage. Homer is put on trial, makes an ass out of himself in court and is thrown into the Tower of London. Lisa finds a way for Homer to escape his tower cell, a secret tunnel once used by Sir Walter Raleigh. Unfortunately the tunnel leads to the Queen's bedroom. Homer's pathetic plea with the Queen works and the family is allowed to leave the country, provided they take Madonna with them. Before boarding the plane, Edwina calls out to Abe, and introduces him to her daughter of 58 years, Abbie, a woman who looks like Homer in drag. Abe runs on board the plane as fast as he can.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 1
No, it doesn't.
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(SINGING) It's Bart's moon party from outer space
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Well, someday I'd like to go on a nice vacation.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 5
I want to see it some more.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 6
They deserve to see the boy behind the bill.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 7
A subscription to BARTFORUM Magazine,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 8
When the errant bill struck my chest, it left a distinctive bruise.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 9
The Hard Rock Cafe in Phoenix has better crap.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 10
Bart, I don't care what Mom said.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 11
I wanna go to England. How come?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 13
I'll never forget you, Edwina!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 14
You have my word as a gentleman and a lady.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 15
Why are you greeting lowlifes like us at the airport?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 16
There's so much to see here. Parliament, Stratford-on-Avon,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 17
I'm greeting a lovely Dutch couple at Gate 23. Cheerio.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 18
I had already hired this cab when you got in.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 19
So give me some free maps and none of that dry British wit!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 20
And was he a gentle, caring lover?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 21
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Fish? I don't know. I'm not really a vegetarian.
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Well, Marge. You gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
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Homie, I don't think we'll be able to find the kids from up here.
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We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 33
Ah! Now I've said it!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 34
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a performance to give.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 35
Yes, this trip is entirely uneventful.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 36
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Oh, that thing is supposed to be on fire.
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(CRYING OUT IN PAIN)
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 41
Be they homecoming or dairy.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 42
Why did you let him be his own barrister?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 43
You understand these things. You're a grandmother.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 44
my family torn by tragedy,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 45
If there is any love left in you for me,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 46
(BIRD CAWING)
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 48
you couldn't know which nags to focus on.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 49
In return, I will spell the word "color" with a "U."
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Won't that get me in more trouble?

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 2
(SINGING) It's Bart's moon party from outer space
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 3
Well, someday I'd like to go on a nice vacation.
#3
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I want to see it some more.
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 6
They deserve to see the boy behind the bill.
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 7
A subscription to BARTFORUM Magazine,
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 8
When the errant bill struck my chest, it left a distinctive bruise.
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 9
The Hard Rock Cafe in Phoenix has better crap.
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 10
Bart, I don't care what Mom said.
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 11
I wanna go to England. How come?
#11
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I'll never forget you, Edwina!
#13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 14
You have my word as a gentleman and a lady.
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 15
Why are you greeting lowlifes like us at the airport?
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 16
There's so much to see here. Parliament, Stratford-on-Avon,
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 17
I'm greeting a lovely Dutch couple at Gate 23. Cheerio.
#17
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I had already hired this cab when you got in.
#18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 19
So give me some free maps and none of that dry British wit!
#19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 20
And was he a gentle, caring lover?
#20
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Fish? I don't know. I'm not really a vegetarian.
#23
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Well, Marge. You gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
#24
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Homie, I don't think we'll be able to find the kids from up here.
#28
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We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 33
Ah! Now I've said it!
#33
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have a performance to give.
#34
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Yes, this trip is entirely uneventful.
#35
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Oh, that thing is supposed to be on fire.
#38
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(CRYING OUT IN PAIN)
#39
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Be they homecoming or dairy.
#41
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Why did you let him be his own barrister?
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 43
You understand these things. You're a grandmother.
#43
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my family torn by tragedy,
#44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 45
If there is any love left in you for me,
#45
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(BIRD CAWING)
#46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 48
you couldn't know which nags to focus on.
#48
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In return, I will spell the word "color" with a "U."
#49
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Won't that get me in more trouble?
#50