S11 E18
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Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 11  "Days of Wine and D'ohses"  11x18

Aired 23 years ago - Apr 09, 2000

After being embarrassed by a drunken video of himself, Barney vows to sober up. Newly clean, he gets work as a helicopter pilot.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 1
I am King Talkie Tiki!
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- Do you know how dangerous that is? - Do not anger Talkie Tiki!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 3
- [ Sighs ] - Hey, Barney, what's with the glum face?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 4
But we did have a shindig for you, Barn. We even videotaped it. Look.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 5
I wrote a poem for Barney on this special occasion.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 6
- Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me. - No, I'm not.
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[ High-pitched Voice ] Well, I'm off to market. [ Burps ]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 8
Oh. How embarrassing.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 9
morning-after stationery.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 11
Wait a minute, Barney. You gotta be sober to fly. I mean, it's not like driving a car.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 12
Well, the handwriting's on the wall.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 14
Barney, didn't you say you were going to stop drinking?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 15
[ Mumbling ] Oh, man, that's sweet.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 16
[ Chattering ]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 17
Well, after I lost my third job in two days...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 18
Oh! You're doing this at the worst possible time. Oh, your finger's in my eye!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 19
They're on that table over there.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 20
- ## [ Instrumental ] - [ Giggles ] Hurt everyone.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 21
Did you get it? Here it is.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 22
And it's still got a roll of film in it.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 23
So he's so busy worrying about the front rotor, he walks right into the back one.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 24
Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. [ Chuckles ]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 25
One sec. Testing, black box. One, two.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 26
[ Grunting ]
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[ Bell Dings ]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 28
But that's Barney's seat.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 30
Get it away from the house!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 31
Can you believe I'm flyin' this helicopter?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 32
Those are all priceless memories, Homer...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 33
I don't wanna talk about it. [ Sobbing ]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 34
Cheer up, Homie. You don't need friends to be happy.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 35
Old friends stick together, like O.J. and A.C., or the Falcon and the Snowman.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 36
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- Then we agree. - You keep thinking that.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 39
- The Squidport, the old monorail- - [ Bart ] The Rlay-Doh factory.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 40
I said heads up.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 41
- Okay. ## [ Humming Off-key ] - Hiya, Moe.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 42
and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 43
as they're all being used to film the new Burt Reynolds movie, Fireball and Mudflap.
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It's garbage.
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- [ Grunting ] - [ Horn Honking ]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 48
I love you.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 50

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 2
- Do you know how dangerous that is? - Do not anger Talkie Tiki!
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 3
- [ Sighs ] - Hey, Barney, what's with the glum face?
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 4
But we did have a shindig for you, Barn. We even videotaped it. Look.
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 5
I wrote a poem for Barney on this special occasion.
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 6
- Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me. - No, I'm not.
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 7
[ High-pitched Voice ] Well, I'm off to market. [ Burps ]
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 8
Oh. How embarrassing.
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 9
morning-after stationery.
#9
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Wait a minute, Barney. You gotta be sober to fly. I mean, it's not like driving a car.
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 12
Well, the handwriting's on the wall.
#12
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Barney, didn't you say you were going to stop drinking?
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 15
[ Mumbling ] Oh, man, that's sweet.
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 16
[ Chattering ]
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 17
Well, after I lost my third job in two days...
#17
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 18
Oh! You're doing this at the worst possible time. Oh, your finger's in my eye!
#18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 19
They're on that table over there.
#19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 20
- ## [ Instrumental ] - [ Giggles ] Hurt everyone.
#20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 21
Did you get it? Here it is.
#21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 22
And it's still got a roll of film in it.
#22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 23
So he's so busy worrying about the front rotor, he walks right into the back one.
#23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 24
Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. [ Chuckles ]
#24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 25
One sec. Testing, black box. One, two.
#25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 26
[ Grunting ]
#26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 27
[ Bell Dings ]
#27
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But that's Barney's seat.
#28
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Get it away from the house!
#30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 31
Can you believe I'm flyin' this helicopter?
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 32
Those are all priceless memories, Homer...
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 33
I don't wanna talk about it. [ Sobbing ]
#33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 34
Cheer up, Homie. You don't need friends to be happy.
#34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 35
Old friends stick together, like O.J. and A.C., or the Falcon and the Snowman.
#35
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- Then we agree. - You keep thinking that.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 39
- The Squidport, the old monorail- - [ Bart ] The Rlay-Doh factory.
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 40
I said heads up.
#40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 41
- Okay. ## [ Humming Off-key ] - Hiya, Moe.
#41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 42
and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 43
as they're all being used to film the new Burt Reynolds movie, Fireball and Mudflap.
#43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 44
It's garbage.
#44
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- [ Grunting ] - [ Horn Honking ]
#46
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I love you.
#48
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