S11 E16
Status
Continuing
Next episode
2 years ago
Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 11  "Pygmoelian"  11x16

Aired 24 years ago - Feb 27, 2000

Plastic surgery gives Moe the bartender a handsome new face and a whole new life as a soap opera star.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 1
[ Screaming ]
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[ Man ] All right, Springfield...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 3
Today, we're gonna find out which of these bartenders...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 4
And now, the local lug who fills your mug with the drug you chug-
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 5
Okay, our first event qualifies for course credit...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 6
I think we know who wins this round.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 8
See what happens when you skip rehearsal.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 9
Duff Man says a lot of things. Oh, yeah!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 10
And the winner, Moe Szyslak!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 11
Duff's vice president in charge of calendars and fake I.D.'s...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 13
Those balloons won't biodegrade for 1 0,000 years.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 14
[ Moans ]
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 15
Yeah, yeah, I've been meaning to get that updated...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 16
Ah, for the love of Jeff.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 17
See, this is why I don't talk much.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 18
what, with the cauliflower ear there and the lizard lips-
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 19
Hey, Moe, if you're tired of being an eyesore, why not get some plastic surgery?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 20
- Yeah, but you'd feel bad inside. - Plastic surgery it is!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 21
dancing and twirling, dancing and twirling.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 23
[ Imitates Bomb Falling, Exploding ]
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Can the medical mumbo jumbo. Can you fix me or not?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 25
[ Bart Grunting ] Oh, we've gotta get closer.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 26
I'm awake here.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 28
A little on the nose, don't you think?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 29
Hurry! Hurry up! I have to pee!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 31
Bye-bye.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 32
You're one of us beautiful people now.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 33
Duff Man... can't breathe.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 34
Well, I just wanted to show you the face that you could have been kissing.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 35
Okay, last stop, Channel 6.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 36
- Angela, I'm afraid I- - [ Woman ] Thank you. Next.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 37
I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 38
Oh, shut up, you windy old hack.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 39
That's going to- Oh.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 40
[ Male Announcer] Like the cleaning of a house, It Never Ends.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 41
Well, I'm gonna keep watching...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 42
It's against hospital regulations, damn it!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 43
- Okay, now harder. - [ Women Sigh ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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That was amazing, Moe. I'm actually a little turned on.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 46
Top secret story lines? Uh, I'll sign for it.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 47
Then I get in a skydiving accident and have to be rushed to the graveyard!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 48
Well, if they're gonna stomp on my dreams...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 49
Well, how can I say no to such a captivating-
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 50
And what do you have to tell us, O angel of the future?

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 2
[ Man ] All right, Springfield...
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 3
Today, we're gonna find out which of these bartenders...
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 4
And now, the local lug who fills your mug with the drug you chug-
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 5
Okay, our first event qualifies for course credit...
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 6
I think we know who wins this round.
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 8
See what happens when you skip rehearsal.
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 9
Duff Man says a lot of things. Oh, yeah!
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 10
And the winner, Moe Szyslak!
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 11
Duff's vice president in charge of calendars and fake I.D.'s...
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 12 #12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 13
Those balloons won't biodegrade for 1 0,000 years.
#13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 14
[ Moans ]
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 15
Yeah, yeah, I've been meaning to get that updated...
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 16
Ah, for the love of Jeff.
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 17
See, this is why I don't talk much.
#17
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 18
what, with the cauliflower ear there and the lizard lips-
#18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 19
Hey, Moe, if you're tired of being an eyesore, why not get some plastic surgery?
#19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 20
- Yeah, but you'd feel bad inside. - Plastic surgery it is!
#20
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dancing and twirling, dancing and twirling.
#21
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[ Imitates Bomb Falling, Exploding ]
#23
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Can the medical mumbo jumbo. Can you fix me or not?
#24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 25
[ Bart Grunting ] Oh, we've gotta get closer.
#25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 26
I'm awake here.
#26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 27 #27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 28
A little on the nose, don't you think?
#28
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Hurry! Hurry up! I have to pee!
#29
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Bye-bye.
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 32
You're one of us beautiful people now.
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 33
Duff Man... can't breathe.
#33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 34
Well, I just wanted to show you the face that you could have been kissing.
#34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 35
Okay, last stop, Channel 6.
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 36
- Angela, I'm afraid I- - [ Woman ] Thank you. Next.
#36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 37
I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly...
#37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 38
Oh, shut up, you windy old hack.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 39
That's going to- Oh.
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 40
[ Male Announcer] Like the cleaning of a house, It Never Ends.
#40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 41
Well, I'm gonna keep watching...
#41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 42
It's against hospital regulations, damn it!
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 43
- Okay, now harder. - [ Women Sigh ]
#43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 44
[ Chuckles ]
#44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 45
That was amazing, Moe. I'm actually a little turned on.
#45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 46
Top secret story lines? Uh, I'll sign for it.
#46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 47
Then I get in a skydiving accident and have to be rushed to the graveyard!
#47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 48
Well, if they're gonna stomp on my dreams...
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 49
Well, how can I say no to such a captivating-
#49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 16 (S11E16) - 50
And what do you have to tell us, O angel of the future?
#50