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Season 4

Aired 10 years ago - May 14, 2006

When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars. MORE -LESS

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Everyone excited about trapezoid.
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Hi, me Peter. Tired walking everyplace?
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Anyone buy wheel get dead bird.
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Commandment number two: "There's nothing I can do about the sun. "
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- "Mancow in the Morning. " - Shut up!
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Everybody spit on Meg.
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Oh, no. The burglars got my baby.
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You know, Meg being captured by evil men reminds me of another story.
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where he was a proud member of the tribe of Tootie-an-Blair.
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how many is too many?
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And I'm sure that's what they say, too.
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Hello and welcome to the news at what I suspect is dawn.
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Hey, guys, one of my cuffs is loose.
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It was way down there. You know, when you stop seeing Howard Johnson's
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little smiley face or a heart or something.
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Excuse me. Hi. Yeah...
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And then, all of a sudden, he saw her.
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push together so she looks like a cross-eyed torso.
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- You wanna do it? - You bet your sweet black ass I do.
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Lois, how in God's name, could you embarrass the family like this?
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who showed up on his trusty white bronco.
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At some point, that horse is going to have to stop and eat some grain.
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- I was already in that line. - Sir, don't get snippy with me.
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Oh, yeah? Over Meg's dead body.
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They're supposed to distract you while I put on the one scuba suit.
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Kiss me, Tony. I want your breath inside me.
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Black-Eye Griffin and his family were among the wealthiest people in Hollywood.
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Pardon me, madam. I'm the truant officer.
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Well, no matter what happens to us, I just hope Meg's okay.
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- I won't scream or anything. - No! No! I... I...
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Hey, you ready to go check out that new skin flick over at the booben garden?
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Hey, whatever happened with that art school?
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All of Europe will tremble as Germany take sits rightful place
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We will emerge as the dominant people!
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Free beer on this motherfuhrer! Eh?! Come on!
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- How can you even say that, Dad? - Didn't like... didn't like it.
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- It insists upon itself. - What does that even mean?
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I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on easy chairs...
Aired 10 years ago - May 07, 2006

Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist. MORE -LESS

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 30, 2006

Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl. MORE -LESS

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Welcome, citizens.
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The spirit of America is epitomized by his inspiring motto:
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Have you ever seen such a waste of the taxpayers' money?
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Oh, what's next? A workout followed by a romp
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Peter, stop it. God! You're more clueless than Popeye.
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Oh, you hear that, Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So... um...
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- do something sometime? - Sure, Chris.
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I don't understand what you're saying, but somehow I feel safer.
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Oh, this is one fine day to be nude
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Well, if you can't laugh at yourself...
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As far as I'm concerned, his name is "Dig Them. "
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- Oh, my God! That's Rolfe! - What the hell is wrong with you?
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Sure. No problem.
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It's not like we're gonna have a gay sex orgy in the living room.
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If gays wanna get married and be
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He won't get away with it.
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Jasper's always been there for me when I've needed him.
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What the hell is this?
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Hey, will you sign a petition to overturn Mayor West's ban on gay marriage?
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Because if you do, I'll let you touch my boobs.
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and I've never had any problem with gays before, but
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You know, there's been a lot of talk lately about homosexuals,
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Wow, that was interesting.
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Well, because I don't believe in gay marriage.
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It wasn't my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
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with the hundred-foot chocolate teddy bear
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I'm going to get to touch right-wing boob because of this.
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Mayor West, here's the gay marriage ban for your approval.
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I've been up for 24 hours, I paid off a few people
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Come on, buddy, you're leaving.
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I'll be unharmed and your plan will be foiled.
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Look, this has gotten out of hand, I know.
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Yeah, yeah, I got a sweet tooth, I think I'll have some Freedent.
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Gay marriage. Next thing you know, they'll want to vote.
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Well, don't you love Mom?
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She's brought music back into the house. Playing songs on the harp.
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 23, 2006

After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 09, 2006

Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.

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Ah, this is living, Bitterman.
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Huh? You want to just go have some dirty, stupid, insane parking lot sex?
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You know what I would've done to you back there? Why didn't you say something earlier?
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- Now shoot her tires out. - What?
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Don't y'all forget to sign up for the Quahog community talent show.
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Let's see the gross half of your face!
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There it is.
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We want to talk to you about a friend of ours. He's not here tonight.
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Noble Indian chief
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The only cause of death Was drifting off to sleep
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Never mattered before! Who cared?
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I should really pick up that milk now before I forget.
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But this is flat-out extortion.
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- What was all the commotion? - Oh, nothing, it was just...
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I'm going to expose Mayor West as the corrupt politician that he is.
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My identity will be safest if you never see my face.
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That would save a lot of gas
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Eh, I don't know, Lois. I don't think this is gonna work.
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He wants to have sex with me so bad.
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you're so pretty.
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This should tell us what we wanna know.
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Hey, Brian. What's up?
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Oh, my God. He is short.
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to see just how filthy this seemingly clean hotel room really is.
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I see a grown man enjoying cartoons.
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Eh, I liked this one better.
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We are totally ready for that talent show.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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My dog is gonna expose our relationship to the press.
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You're just a sweet young lady with her whole life ahead of her.
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There's no moustache like my father's moustache
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which is quite a surprise because I'd call her quite a catch,
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He'd do her all the way Even call her the next day
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I was in the audience.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 26, 2006

Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground. MORE -LESS

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- One that makes you half a man - You're half a man
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When you do it with your wife
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And it's like why do you wear that if you don't want attention?
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Well, I guess that's the definition of the word
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Ah, you're just a hungry little fellow, aren't you?
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Yes, that's right, cry. Cry like Sauron when he lost his contact lens.
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Well, we don't have empty rooms right now, but if you'll have a seat...
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- Are you all right? - Yup, yup, fine, fine.
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It's no reason to give up on your sex life.
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...the bar, so, uh, just put my dinner in the fridge, and I'll heat it up later.
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Good God, running an empire is harder than
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What the hell is so bloody fascinating?
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What an amusingly misguided view.
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You know, at first, I didn't want to do it 'cause of the vasectomy, but now it's just...
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Do it again, Griffin.
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It's a slippery slope, Lois.
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The only reason I'm eating anyway is because i hate him.
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It's quite simple, actually. You press the smiling duck to take off,
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- Well, now what? - Want to play 20 Questions?
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We've got to fight him over there by the swing set,
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Chicken pox.
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Oh, sweetie, you got the chicken pox.
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A couple more oatmeal baths and you'll be all better.
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I ran into this drifter hanging out near the elementary school playground.
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The Narrator.
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The wall is covered with something that resembles egg crates, except
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Last night, for God's sake, you farted.
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Peter, are we having sex?
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I know, it was amazing.
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Now come here, my fat concubine.
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and I think you'll find all your guards quite incapacitated.
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Well, well, well, look who decided to show up.
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but either way it feels so good.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 12, 2006

When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals.

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With new friends and new things to see
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how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm going to punch you right in the stomach.
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Oh, Coleco Vision.
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This is truly a sight to behold.
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And I told you boys to pick up your clothes and who left the wet towel on the bed?!
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I was breast-feeding Stewie and he bit me again. I think he might have even broken the skin.
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and I think one of his new teeth may have bitten down right on the duct.
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Huh, I suppose it would make my life easier.
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- So you'll hang on to that? - Yeah, sure.
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Very well, then, take off your shirt.
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-AHHH! -It's like a walrus flossing.
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Well, this is our three-week anniversary, Joan. I wanted this date to be special.
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- Oh, look at them. - They're magical, aren't they?
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Of course, I will!
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I'm going to slap you with my fin.
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You've just been tomahawked.
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You think the language in the Second Amendment is clear enough?
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Boy, I never thought we'd be going to Quagmire's for an engagement party.
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Hey, Quagmire. Check out this month's Hustler, huh?
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All right, Quagmire, time for your lap dance.
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And they've gotten so engorged from the weaning, I've gone up two bra sizes.
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Stewie! I'm so sorry.
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But, Quagmire, that's the real foot from the Statue of...
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This cost me $437,000. Don't ask me how I got it.
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I've made a terrible mistake!
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No, I only said that so you'd giggoogety my gashmoigin.
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'Cause if you ever left me, I'd have to cut myself.
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Yeah, sleep away, woman.
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Look, I told you, she was gonna kill herself.
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All right, fellas, I think we did it.
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Destroy.
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and pots-and-pans robots show up to kill you and dinosaurs show up to eat the remains.
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Are you sure?
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- Well, you look a lot better. - I did it, Brian.
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but I just miss the bonding.
Aired 11 years ago - Jan 29, 2006

At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie.

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Have the money by tomorrow and there won't be any problems.
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Don't forget.
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Everybody's all got their nice cars
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So, uh, it's been 24 hours. Got my money?
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Yeah, that doesn't feel so good, does it?
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- Wow, what, uh... what's all this? - Oh, this? Oh, I just came from work.
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to all the guys down at the brewery.
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Uh-oh. Either my esophagus just got shorter, or I'm about to throw up.
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Oh. I'd love to.
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who is living his dream of playing for the New England Patriots. Bob?
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I want to thank God.
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You know, if it weren't for the Devil, God'd probably go insane,
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Coming up, America's hottest new curse word, "kleeman. "
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Oh, you should be more careful.
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- Griffin, let go! - Let's go?!
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Yeah, getting really tired.
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Listen, you just got to give me more time...
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Mr. Brady, would you please sign my Trapper Keeper?
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- Mom, let me look! - Meg, stop shoving.
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- Hey. What's goin' on? - What the hell?! Get out of here!
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I'm here to kick off the Touchdown of Savings Weekend,
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We have Hyundais and Subarus.
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Huh, there might be some hope for this guy after all.
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But a woman who'll wait till the third time around
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Walk around twice and you're made for certain.
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Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do...
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Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do.
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The girl is hard to get
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Griffin, you're fired!
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Ready to start a new life in England.
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Uh, excuse me. Hey, there. Hi.
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All others I'll forsake for you
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First of all, Chris, it's called a loo.
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It's condensation, Johnny.
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Those Silly Nannies are just a bunch of losers.
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I came up with an idea.
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You keep calling here and threatening me, I'm gonna notify the police.
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What kind of suit you want to be buried in?
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Treaches on the upper with the trang sang.
Aired 11 years ago - Jan 08, 2006

After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to be a lesbian.

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- I'll see you, honey. I'll be back in a... - Joe, are you all right?
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- You need to get out of the house. - I don't know. I'm a little depressed.
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Listen, Sarah. I can't be in your club. I'm not a lesbian.
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Do you have any other friends to invite to your party?
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Sunshine Bear! Wait!
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That you don't have that blue vein up there that some of the bigger ones get.
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Excuse me. I got a thing to do.
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It was amazing. I got to tell you, he said some things that were exactly what I needed to hear
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I feel more exhilarated than Peter did when he swam with the bulls.
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Brian, when you wear that suit, it looks like you're taking a white poop. But it stuck.
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Then they can say, "I'm not going to pick up those cards. "
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Whoa, easy, kid. These people paid good money to get in here.
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- Figure it out for yourself. - We're freezing our asses off over here.
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- I can't hear you over my central heating. - Go to hell!
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- What is this, Lois? - It's jambalaya. It's a new recipe.
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Peter! You know, some people would be very happy to have this food.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Peter! Meg, you are not a lesbian.
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Oh, yeah. He's... He was right here, right next to me, like, four hours ago.
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Here's where the story gets fun. You may have noticed I'm missing an ear.
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- My ear's in a cup. I guess that doesn't count. - I'm not his baby-sitter. I have my own life.
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Don't worry. I don't need to go to the hospital. I'll just use this Mr Potato Head piece.
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I just want to apolo... You know what? Forget it. I don't need this. I'm outta here.
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So just Pay It Forward and we'll all be Happy Gilmore.
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Come on, Meg, you can stop the charade.
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I went into a store last week and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV,
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And sometimes I open the back part and pee there, so when you flush, pee come out.
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I could do without the Triscuits, but they sure are good.
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I hope it's OK if I pay you in pennies.
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Is that why you've been on this path to self-destruction?
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Well, no wonder, Faith. That's not baking powder. It's sneezing powder.
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- Hey, Meg. What are you doing here? - Sarah, I gotta get something off my chest.
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What? So all those rounds of golf we played, those were all lies?
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That was awful. That was just awful. What do you think, Mark?
Aired 11 years ago - Dec 18, 2005

When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz.

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I got a whole bunch of rows of teeth to chew you with.
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I'll talk to him, Lois, but when my dad wants something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant.
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Nothing says "eat up" like a bleeding half-naked Jew nailed to a piece of wood.
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All right, Dad. I don't want you to hate me, so I'll make a deal with you.
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Go ahead, switch over to ABC for five seconds. I'll wait five seconds.
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Our last shipment of holy water is tainted.
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There's no such thing as tainted holy water. Come on! We'll do it ourselves.
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which has weakened his immune system.
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Do you know what the best part of this is? Try licking yourself.
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Maybe I should pick my own religion. The question is, which one?
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And Tiffany, the woman who stands downtown and screams at traffic.
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- Did you just throw those women away? - No. Maybe.
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At least you're in no danger, since you only visit church
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I'll lull you into a false sense of security like those network television announcers.
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Then a sniper's bullet threatens a partnership on all-new Cagney & Lacey.
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here to spread the good news of the story of Jesus.
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He would travel from place to place putting things right that once went wrong
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through which all light, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.
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- There we go. - Thank you, Arthur.
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Todd, I feel like we'll never have a baby of our own.
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Honey, now I want you to visualise Lindsay Lohan naked, doing a backwards crab walk.
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Wanna get some breakfast or something?
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That's a better deal than that Aaron Neville megaphone.
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I don't think anyone's gonna want to worship the Fonz.
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This is church. A new church, created by a man brave enough to follow his own vision.
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Fonzie's cool, Brian. Deep down, I think we all secretly yearn to be Italian and stupid.
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"'And, yea, for I am holy, befriendeth I will Sticks Downy, the only Negro in Wisconsin. "'
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Well, as soon as I figure out where I am, you're dead, Brian!
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I never thought you could ever embarrass me more than you did at Cousin Mary's wedding.
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Genital warts!
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Peter's found another way to exploit people's ignorance and that's wrong.
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I suggest we set aside our differences and work together.
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Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!
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- What are you talking about? - Hi. I'm Sherman Hemsley.
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I thought I was connecting with people.
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Yeah. And "La Isla Bonita" - not a real place. I looked it up, bought a globe, couldn't find it.
Aired 11 years ago - Nov 27, 2005

Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks he’s sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts the Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. But when all the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one the group lives in fear. Who could the “Fat Man Strangler” be? MORE -LESS

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Well, Mr Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results.
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Kim Bassinger.
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It's been in the microwave for three minutes. Now...
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OK. This is news to me.
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- You are on the large side. - Please, Brian.
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Careful, Peter. That's an old family photo. My mother gave it to me.
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- Hello, pumpkin. - Hello, Daddy.
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- Dick. Thank God you're here. Talk to her. - Message CM-27.
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The only way is to check the family records.
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They get so doped up on sleeping pills and liquor, an earthquake wouldn't wake them up.
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I do have a brother. My God. I've got to meet him.
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Who needs constant electronic video stimulation when there's ball in a cup?
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- OK, hang on. See this? - Yeah.
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I'll get to meet that ass Stone Phillips. He's the kind of guy you hate till he's inside you.
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- Take that, you bitch. - What the hell?
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Well, when I was just a little boy, I had a very traumatic experience.
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Well, you seem perfectly normal to me.
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It's great to eat with my family instead of a bunch of chronic masturbators.
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That's the way it is. It's nobody's fault. Meg. But I've decided to do something about it.
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- Cybill Shepherd? - Yes.
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Nice to meet you, Marian.
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Hey, guys. I'm going for a run. Do me a favour and keep Marian company while I'm gone.
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Hey, Brian, Brian. What if I put this cucumber right here?
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We should let it sit here for a couple of weeks and see if it pickles.
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You don't deserve to have sex with me. I'm gonna eat the whore out of you.
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I love Jackie Gleason. Hey, take a look at what I bought at this TV convention.
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Right in the kisser. Right in the kisser.
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The hospital said you released Patrick. Have you lost your mind? He's dangerous.
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My God.
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all of them very very fat.
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Dropped some pepperoni on there. You know what? That works. Sew it up.
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People, people. I know what'll make us feel better. Let us sing the NAAFP anthem.
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Until they find the fat-guy strangler, we will stay here. Victor, don't lean against that.
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- That sounds good. - I just found my penis.
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- He went into James Woods. Let's find him. - We'll head him off at the...
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- That doesn't mean he's the fat-guy strangler. - What about the dead fat guy under his bed?
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- How are we gonna find them? - I'm good at finding people.
Aired 11 years ago - Nov 20, 2005

Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship with Herbert.

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That's how I won friends when I worked for E!.
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Brown-nose? All right. I'll do something special for her.
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Stewie's really been acting out a lot at home and I was just wondering,
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- Exactly. - Peter's been preoccupied with work lately.
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- What happens to us in the future? - It's your kids. Something's gotta be done.
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- I think it's great. Congratulations. - I don't think I'm comfortable around you.
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Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
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At the end of the day, if you're exhausted and your face is wet, it means you did a good job.
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From hereon out, it's gonna be nothing but smooth sailing.
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I wanted to tell you Opie will not be receiving employee of the month. He's being promoted.
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- We need to talk about your son. - The fat one or the funny-looking one?
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OK. You can make a box fort. See? Here's a box. You can pretend it's a fort.
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Great idea bringing Stewie here.
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Hey, remember those hot homeless twins who live under the overpass? Last night...
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And this is the hand that caused all the trouble.
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You can'tjust take him places you want to go. He's a baby.
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- Hello? - Hey, Dad. It's me.
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- So where were we? - Right about here.
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That rice got you, bitch.
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She looks mad. You better go to your room.
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I feel awful. We were getting along and now he hates me. How do I get him to like me?
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Yeah, right. I'm gonna change my mind.
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Wow. It looks like Michael Jackson's coming right at me.
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Well, I done seen about everything, but I sure enough ain't seen your boy, nohow.
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Is Chris doing chores for that disgusting man?
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Those multicultural slave children belong to the Disney Corporation. Get 'em, Achmed.
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Quick, in here.
Aired 11 years ago - Nov 13, 2005

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

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Our writers' lounge, where you'll meet some contributors.
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Brandy?
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Cleveland's right. It seems it's our destiny to be the A-Team after all.
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maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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My incarcerated business partner's retarded gay niece went to Brown. What year?
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I was only one course shy of graduating and I just cracked under the pressure.
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Yeah.
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- Plenty of people do that. - You know, that's not a bad idea.
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- What are you doing here? - Are you kidding?
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He already has a roommate - me. We're a couple of crazy college kooks.
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and ramen noodles and condoms for sexual relations with our classmates.
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The A-Team is ready to help rid the world of injustice and evil.
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I'm sorry. I just came from that orientation seminar about college dating.
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- Good morning, class. - Can I borrow a pencil?
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Fluffy! Fluffy, come down!
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- Get off my property! - Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Let's go.
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- All done. - What? I can't use this. It'd be cheating.
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Just got lucky, I guess.
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- Hey, what's up B-Ri? - Stewie, just give me a beer.
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Once again, Ashlee Simpson.
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Yeah, he's the chairman of the soccer ball team.
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Roger Williams Park? That sounds like ajob for the A-Team.
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Ah, Brian, I am glad you could come to my faculty cocktail party.
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I am sorry you had to see that.
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Now, what was it you wanted to say?
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- Oh, that feels so good. - Oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah. Like that.
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No, it's not. It's Roger Williams Park and we're here to stop you from destroying it.
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I had a cousin got in a fender-bender at five miles an hour.
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It happens. They call 'em chop shops. Makes it harder to track stolen parts.
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We were ready to save Roger Williams Park and we got sidetracked by idle conversation.
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Now back to The Facts of Life.
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- Well, yeah, doesn't everybody? - No!
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Lois, Lois. It's over, all right? I'm not going.
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This is not funny. I don't wanna see Mr Hoover.
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Aired 11 years ago - Nov 06, 2005

After a “wardrobe malfunction” occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite shows. As a result, Peter creates his own station, PTV, which broadcasts from the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create their own edgy programming until the FCC shows up to shut down PTV and censor all controversial material in Quahog.

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Meg sucks. Everything she does is so freaking terrible and depressing.
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- I gotta watch the Emmys. - You're going to Meg's play and that's that.
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- Say you like eating red carpet. - I like eating red carpet.
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Wait a minute. You can't fool me that easily. You are not watching the Emmys.
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Thanks for having me to your birthday party, Peter. Make a wish.
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Hey, I'm gonnajump all those trash cans.
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Well, now you know how George W Bush felt when he showed up in Vietnam.
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- It's... Wow, so I'm way late. Oh, boy. - Yeah.
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- Perhaps we should ask the chairman. - Good idea.
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Stay tuned for Three's Company.
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I'll stimulate the economy by buying an American car.
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You're on TV. Can't you do something about this?
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I bought a giant, life-size slingshot from you. Itjust slammed me into a mountain.
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What do you expect to accomplish?
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Good night, Elizabeth. Good night, John Boy.
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Brian, that's a great idea. That's exactly what we need to take PTV to the next level.
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How about that side boob? That turn you on?
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Shiksa, don't start with me. I forgot to go, I should've gone.
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You ate it? But I told you my boss was coming for dinner.
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Norman Mailer will read an excerpt from his latest book,
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For your information, it's called Dogs Humping.
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- I dared him. - All right. Here we go.
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Turn off the windshield wipers. They don't work. They're making it worse.
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They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
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Make ajoke about your bowels and they order in the troops
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You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
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They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC
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Well, Mr FCC, you can stop PTV, but you can never stop people from being who they are.
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Until you and all of Quahog start to clean up your act,
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Lois, you are so full of...
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extension cord... wetness... with a parking ticket - that is the best.
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the world wouldn't have some of its most inspired creations.
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He got chocolate in my peanut butter.
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What? Wait, we're not allowed to have sex?
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Come on, you son of a...
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OK, so you're free to go. But we're cool, right?
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I set that thing up 15 years ago. Hey, where's the clown?
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East of Eden? So you pretty much do whatever Oprah tells you to.
Aired 11 years ago - Sep 25, 2005

When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

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Karen pretends to leave home for the 20th time.
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He had some strippers in the studio. They sounded hot.
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Now have a good day at schooI, sweetie.
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"warlock, more powerfuI astronaut, beer expert. "
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Wow, that sounds even better than when I got paid to take part in that study.
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Okay, tonight's my OC party.
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Look, you can't run away from your problems, Chris.
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we ended up eating all the food the World Health Organization...
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Wait a second. Don't we know someone who was in the Peace Corps?
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The kid's obviously confused. This might be good for him.
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And by the way, the word "colored" still flies down there. So, get your fill.
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Never had it. Never will.
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- Chris, are you all right? - Chris, buddy, thank God you're okay!
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How's the food in South America?
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- How's school? - Hi, Stewie...
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So, this is where you'll be working, Mr. Griffin.
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Mr. "I don't have time for your Little League games. "
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Actually, he's kind of been going overboard lately.
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- You're a hero. - No. Lou Gehrig was a hero.
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Well, I guess the joke's on me.
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Really? Ha, ha, ha!
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Mr. Griffin, we have different rules here. For starters, no drinking. Period.
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So, in my absence, you will listen to him.
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Well, Kevin, I would say, first of all, don't shave or shower.
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You send my souI sky high when your lovin' starts
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And take me dancing tonight Do, do do do do.
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Ohh! We got a letter from Chris!
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I told you, Peter. I never should have let him out of my stomach.
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Always gets me where I need to go
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Now, get your things together. We're leaving right now.
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- You are richest man in the country. - Richest man in the country?
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Because I'm tired of being treated like crap at work.
Aired 11 years ago - Sep 18, 2005

When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter surprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband.

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'Cause I'm not afraid of a challenge. Like that time I outfarted MichaeI Moore.
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- Brian, look after the family. - Aye, aye.
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That's why I built you a widow's walk, Lois.
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You gotta drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
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to take home and choke me, while I touched myself.
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But me, I like the visuaI slapstick gag. Like this comically oversized powder puff.
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which is working his or her way up the coast.
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After this.
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- That's a hell of a catch, Peter. - Guys, this is great.
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Everybody, look at the snow in the yard
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Holy crap, here come Jesus And he doesn't look too happy
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And their vesseI was swept to the bottom of the briny deep.
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Quag, Quagmire.
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Give me that.
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Okay, you know what. Let's just agree to disagree.
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Well, that was worth the eight-year boat ride.
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You won't be hurting anyone anymore.
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Okay, here's one.
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One of those funny little guys running around...
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And we all know that men have certain needs.
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Boy, I'm sure glad nobody's here to see this.
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Don't worry, Mr. Ulrich, we'll get you to the hospitaI.
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- Oh, it's so good to see you guys. - Peter, we'd given up hope.
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What the hell... Who was there for you?
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You married Brian?
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Thanks for saving our family, now scram. And besides, he's been great with the kids.
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Oh, Peter. I just feeI terrible about this.
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So any possibility of...
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Yeah, like we could get her drunk and take turns having sex with her.
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all right, past. Here I come.
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- Oh, hello, Lois. - Peter.
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Look, Peter, I know what you're trying to do...
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You knock it off. You're the one with the magnet.
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I trust her completely.
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I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice-cream truck.
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What's this? What's this, Brian, huh? What's this, huh?
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I'm sorry, Lois, I was mistaken. I thought you threw the ball in there...
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Hello, MTV, I think I would be perfect for The ReaI World.
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- Wow, I can't believe they didn't take you. - Shut up!
Aired 11 years ago - Sep 11, 2005

Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Oh, you've got a date! What's his name?
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That'll be more pathetic than that game of Marco Polo I played with Helen Keller.
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Marco.
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You know, it's like I tell the other volunteers down at the adoption center:
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Working at James Woods High is great.
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We should get them to rename the schooI after Dr. King.
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we just finished reading The Da Vinci Code at my book club.
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Good night, sweetie.
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Where did you go? Oh, this is impossible.
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Hey, there you are, Brian. We're all set for tonight, right?
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Hey, you almost done in the john? 'Cause we're late for darts.
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Hey, what's that? What's that? Is that a dog?
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Nothing like a good story to recharge your batteries.
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I mentioned to Shauna that they ought to change the name of James Woods High...
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No, that's Martin Landau.
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Well, thanks for playing. I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.
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Peter, you're acting like an idiot.
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By the way, I just want to remind everybody...
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Now, unless there is any objection, I move that the board pass this measure.
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That's why he got fired from that airline.
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Cockpit?
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Let me just say, I'm all in favor of renaming the schooI after Dr. King.
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You're pretty much offensive to all five senses.
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Oh, Brian, there you are. Look who's here for lunch.
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Oh, yeah? Then why did you pick Martin Luther King?
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What's that?
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Well, Peter, thanks for lunch.
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Oh, screw that. You'll stay with me right here.
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Someone to care for
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Whichever betides you
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Someone to strive for
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And I have James Woods
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Would you like some corn? I brought it from home.
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This song is about me!
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I brought it from home, because I don't like the creamed corn they have here.
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and I figure, I don't know, I thought maybe we could be friends again, huh?
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- James, you got to bite down. - I got a question, Peter.
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your eye is drawn to me.
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at the Miss USA Pageant?
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Hey, how are you? I'm Peter.
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- What's going on? - Hello, Peter.
Aired 11 years ago - Jul 24, 2005

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.

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You and I get to stay in my old high-schooI room.
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It actually goes to Nelly.
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But, Daddy, they offered me a contract.
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You know what's interesting? I've only been allve for six weeks.
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on your poop deck.
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I say, I could be a millionaire playboy.
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"Making copies. " Remember that?
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There they are, team Pewterschmidt.
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Maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe I was wrong about all men.
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Who is this?
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We love you, honey.
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Hey, where's Meg?
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Don't lie to me, Brian. I know what this is.
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Cashscam? Are you kidding? I don't want anything to do with that pyramid scheme.
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Oh, my God. Movable printed type.
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I said now!
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- I didn't hurt anybody. - Scat, Mister.
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Oh, Brian, you're here. Good. Okay, let me give you the rundown.
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You'll pick up the phone and you'll sell, sell, sell.
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all right. Heads, Rhode Island. Talls, Ca-ca-poo-poo-pee-pee-shire.
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I could get you a lot more work if you sign with my agency.
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Brian, could you come in here for one second?
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Grover. Grover. Grover.
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untiI he gets out of rehab.
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Hey. Peter Griffin. How's it going?
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Hi, is Mr. Donald Nguyen there, please?
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that's dangerously close to the word "bitch," isn't it?
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Meg, who let you back in the house?
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Lois, sooner or later every modeI needs a little boost, huh?
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Wow. Lois, you look great.
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Jacket off. Jacket off. Jacket off.
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You can't stop me from modeling, Peter.
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I got invited to a Vogue magazine party.
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Brian, thanks for showing up so promptly for your quarterly evaluation.
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You look like Snoopy, and it makes me smile.
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we could sure use a fellow like you in Cincinnati.
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Oh, Brian, your fur is so soft.
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Stewie, your head is so smooth.
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Well, Lois was always a wild stallion...
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- It hurts. - This is for Lois. Go on.
Aired 11 years ago - Jul 17, 2005

Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family break her out and end up fugitives in Asian Town.

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then I have to make dinner. I am so busy. Better hurry.
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It's fun to pretend.
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This is cute.
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And on this beautifuI new china. You guys have a lot of new stuff.
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Hey, Bonnie. Listen, why don't you stop with the questions, huh?
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Moving on. So I finally tried Viagra and-
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It is settled, May. Our parents have consented...
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- Yeah. - We can? Great. all right, we got a movie.
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Let me rub your belly.
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what I've been writing down as we go to commerciaI...
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A ghost! It's okay. It's okay.
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Oh, crap. all right, look, just take it easy, Joe. all right, Lois will go peacefully.
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- It's okay, Joe, I understand. - Shut up, maggot!
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- all right, three years it is. - Three years in prison?
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Here you go. Meet your new friends.
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I wish she was here to clean up all this stuff.
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'cause I just can't fit any more in there.
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You know, I love doing a woman in the can. Oh, giggidy, giggidy, goo!
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Like the other night, I had to go to your book club meeting.
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And the other night, I had to do a...
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The only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here.
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Oh, God!
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I made my own bed with this one, guys.
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- You're all accessories to my escape. - She's right. We're fugitives from the law.
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We'll blend in to the fabric of that community.
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If we're gonna hide out here in Asiantown we have to find a place to live.
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Sorry, my mistake. My God, it's Ethan Hawke!
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Tell me about it. I haven't seen one female baby since we got here.
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Damn! I say, I seem to have sewn a shoe to my hand, may I go to the nurse?
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Oh, are you kidding? I'm a born athlete, just like Greg Louganis.
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Well, we're gonna take the high road and do a no-body-hair joke.
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Not the Griffins, you moron!
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Sumo Tonight, brought to you by Asian Trix.
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Oh, my God! Did you walk?
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- Hey, everybody, I'm home. - Oh, you're just in time.
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- Yeah. - Corn is always interesting.
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- What the hell are you doing? - It's wet down there, Brian.
Aired 11 years ago - Jul 10, 2005

Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter. Also the one where they all get sick.

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- Well, not right now, but- - Ah, sweet!
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with host Paula Poundstone.
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Finally. Look, Mom, I've had it. I am not baby-sitting anymore.
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Like the time I was on Blind Date.
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- How's everybody doing? - Good. Good so far.
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I'm starting to feeI funny.
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I think-
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The vulture thinks he's a cowboy.
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Now, what do you feeI quallfies you to be an effective baby-sitter for Stewie?
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So, I see here you worked for a family for a number of years.
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My God, I haven't been this exhilarated since Brian took me to see Les Miserables.
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Unbelievable! Oh, my God! How lucky are we, huh?
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Peter, it's the end of the month, and I'm calling your tab.
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You drop the tab, and your son can have Meg.
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Excuse me. If anybody is interested, I already have a girlfriend.
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Stick around. More Family Guy coming up.
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Yeah, you don't know how hard it was to find one of those in English.
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Yeah. Well, this here? It's just my package.
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Stewie, you're so cute, I can't even stand it.
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all right, ladies, enough chitchat.
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That's what I love about high-schooI girls.
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Must I lock up your tongue with the rest of the silver?
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Now go back to the quad and resume your Hacky Sack tourney!
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Yes, we all love Mr. Plow. You've got the song memorized, do you?
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he was just a stranger videotaping me through the window.
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Of course, I'm understandably skepticaI of your newfound affection for me.
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I can't believe we're going out. This is so cooI.
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Colin Farrell, so I was talking to my wife, Dixie, the other day...
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Here's your iPod, so you can listen to The Streaks while you gasp for air.
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So, anyway...
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Come here, let me just hold you for a while.
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Well, how about no more job? You hear that, Miss Fussy Britches?
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- You didn't do it. - You didn't do it, either.
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- You suck. You suck. - You suck.
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The only way out is if NeiI commits an infidelity.
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Listen, I certainly hope you'll excuse last night's indiscretion.
Aired 11 years ago - Jun 26, 2005

"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

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So, why would you be a good candidate on The Bachelorette?
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We still got one guy waiting.
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It's all right. It's okay. It's the fabric.
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Cleveland, no, you're staying. This is for your own good.
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confused about what he really wants.
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Brian, I can't believe you're gonna be on The Bachelorette.
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How you coming on that noveI you're working on, huh?
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Little story brewing there? Working on?
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Now light it, ring the doorbell, and run like hell!
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I'm doing the dishes, Joe. I'll change you in a minute.
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Top-shelf booze, I tell you.
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And I am looking forward to getting to know you while we're here.
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Me, too. I really value our friendship.
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Gentlemen, it's time for the first rose ceremony.
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Hello. I know. I saw.
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Doug told me I don't need to listen to you.
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Welcome to the Saddleback Ranch and our first group date.
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- Hey, there, Adam. - Hello, Henry.
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Oh, I just can't take it anymore.
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- What do you like? - DJ Jazzy Jeff!
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Right.
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And maybe you can cut out when I said junk earlier, the whole Chevy Chase thing.
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For God's sake, you used to make Plasto molds of celebrity body parts.
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but I got to be honest, I've never felt this way about anyone before.
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Come on in and tell me everything.
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Yes, indeed. So, how long have you been a prostitute?
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Joe, what are you doing here?
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Oh, yeah? I'm inside your head now, fatty.
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Yeah, where are all the whiteheads at?
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You're choosing me? After what happened with my family?
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Don't you talk to Mittens that way. Mittens is a member of this family.
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No givesies-backsies!
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'cause you might be trying to call me right now.
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Okay, bye.
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Listening to our guy Coltrane, you know. Okay.
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- Package for Brooke Roberts. - Oh, that's me. Thanks.
Aired 11 years ago - Jun 19, 2005

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting. MORE -LESS

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Good thing I just watched that National Geographic special on fire trucks.
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"that marked a major turning point for Christianity in Europe. "
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Fantastic Four.
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What a feeling.
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Look, a wagon wheeI.
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- Is that healthy? - What's the worst that could happen?
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I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic.
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You ever heard of the MacArthur genius grant?
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I'm sorry. Just please trust the analysis.
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you might want to get yourself tested.
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You know, Peter, I hate to say "I told you so" about not being a genius, but...
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Not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward sociaI graces...
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What is that?
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- Shoot. - Well, you know, I took this test...
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Hello, Mrs. Griffin, it's your neighbor, Quagmire!
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Griffin. Party of two.
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These water wings didn't help at all.
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Oh, my God.
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Do I look like I'm all right? My back is broken and my leg is twisted!
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"And on the sixth day, God said:
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You're just curious.
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Peter's just expressing himself.
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all right, you're gonna love this. So... Hang on a sec.
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Hey, what are you guys talking about?
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Excuse me, pardon me, coming through. SpeciaI needs.
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- Peter, get back here. - No freaking way.
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Oh, God.
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What is this now? Does your face have a pelvis?
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She used to be in movies, but she's not in movies anymore.
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If y'all get hungry, there's some cottage cheese in the fridge.
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I heard he bought it from his dad.
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I'm just gonna go back to my place and rent a dirty movie.
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Oh, God. Hang on!
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I'm Dan Rather.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
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And thank you, Agent Jessup, for your comically misleading remarks.
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so I'll let everyone know what he's saying and doing.
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And, do you see the culprit or culprits in this courtroom today?
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I love them.
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In fact, if I could...
Aired 11 years ago - Jun 12, 2005

When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly. Peter also takes to the skies in the Hindenpeter and the Petercopter.

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I see a lot of smiles here in this room.
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No takers? Well, fine. I'll go first.
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And that's pretty much all there is to it.
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But, you know, you have my e-mall address.
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Holy crap, a card with my name on it!
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Sorry, I was diallng the phone. Are you all right?
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Sir? I'm gonna need you to stop struggling, all right?
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This is worse than when they took away my library card...
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I got to figure out some way to get that card back.
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of that sugar in my bowI.
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So I guess the only thing left to do...
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And I am sorry.
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I hate to tell you, boy, that you have AIDS You've got the AIDS
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I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious.
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I've been wanting to talk to you about something.
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- That was a minor inconvenience. - Yeah, well, that's the idea.
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Loretta, is it true what they're saying?
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with that "Riunite on ice, that's nice" mentallty.
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Can I touch your hair?
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Right. I almost got an ulcer after you shelled out $200...
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What Cleveland really needs right now is to learn how to express his feelings.
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Peter, he's the one we saw sleeping with Loretta!
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I can only imagine what you must be feeling right now.
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You got to push back a little!
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Those are so his mannerisms.
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- Lois! Somebody! - Quagmire's got you. Yeah.
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all right, calm down, Cleveland.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, my God!
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- Are you okay? You all right? - It's okay. I'm fine.
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It is my job. I only ask that you do not feed my cat, Bootsie...
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You know, Endora, I'm getting a little sick of this crap.
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ran for student counciI.
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Hi, Cleveland. Will you be joining us for dinner?
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try to get things back to the way they used to be?
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You guys look stupid.
Aired 11 years ago - Jun 05, 2005

When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live." MORE -LESS

Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 1
Reinvent The Clam's image and we'll help you.
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Well, I think we made it worse.
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- God, I don't believe this. - That is why you fall.
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- You finding everything okay? - Yes, thank you.
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I am so outrageous. Give me the cash.
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But first, let's go to the Quahog Mega-Mall...
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Miss Takanawa! Miss Takanawa!
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- Face it, The Clam is doomed. - Come on, guys, we can't give up now.
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It's no use, this place is finished.
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Meg, honey, I always thought you were beautifuI just the way you...
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There's got to be a morning after
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We won't be searching anymore
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She took the midnight train
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Going anywhere
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Some were born to sing the blues
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Streetlight people
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Yeah, they loved us. Gentlemen, this is a sign.
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I'm ants at a picnic? all right. Just making sure.
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as long as you play kickass rock and roll and do this with your tongue.
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- Great job getting hot, Meg. - Gee, thanks.
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- Sure. - Hey, I'm here to pick you up.
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Yeah, there was a pretty positive review carved in Tony's ass.
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One, two, three, four...
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It was the day of the tuna hot-dish jamboree...
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Mom, can we please just get out of here?
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Just open up your heart It'll be all right
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You guys were great. My name's Jimmy lovine.
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and here.
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- We cooI? We good? - Yeah, we're cooI. Fine.
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Peter Griffin Starship, Peter Griffin and the Sunday Steppers...
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Wait a minute.
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but business is business. So, let's get this show on the road, huh?
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You guys know I have no problem with black people, right?
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And we thought there might be a place for us to sing on the next album.
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I want to have intercourse with you
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- Excuse me, young lady? - Did I freaking stutter?
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- Right, Missus Wong? - Yeah, she band. Old lady jealous.
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This is even more fun than when I performed at the White House.
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Why don't you come hang out in my dressing room?
Aired 11 years ago - May 15, 2005

After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.

Aired 11 years ago - May 08, 2005

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.

Aired 11 years ago - May 01, 2005

Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.