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Season 17  "Married... with Cancer"  17x1

Aired 5 years ago - Sep 30, 2018

Brian meets and quickly falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 1
that was so obscene, it couldn't even be described
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Aw. You would do that for me?
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Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 4
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 5
I'm serious. I really enjoy spending time with this woman,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 6
I got a "limb fo' Ma."
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 7
"God, what have I done to deserve this?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 9
No, Jess...
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 10
This all happened so fast, I...
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 11
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 12
and has spread throughout your body.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 13
who never got to have the career she wanted
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 14
♪
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 16
Yup. In case of emergencies.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 17
Then you need a tux with the Suit-Chute.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 18
And the winner is...
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 19
Brian, I want nothing to do with this sham wedding.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 20
she called Channel Five to do a profile of me and Jess?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 21
My name is Brian.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 22
Yep. Got in right under the wire.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 23
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry to be a puss.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 24
while preparing to announce I'm joining ISIS.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 25
Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 26
I guess.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 27
since I went to see The Peanuts Movie.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 28
Oh, hey.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 29
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 30
(SINGSONGY): We've written our own vows.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 31
on the weird dog thumb you have halfway up your arm.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 32
With this ring, I vow to honor you and cherish you...
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 33
I now pronounce y'all husband and wife.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 34
These are your latest test results, Jess.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 35
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 37
that might be three months of drugs.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 38
Ah, shrimp.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 39
Remember what the doctor said?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 40
(LONG FART)
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 41
when she had to put you all up for adoption.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 42
the apartment manager from when Brian moved out.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 43
Spent, uh, pretty much every last penny on our wedding.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 44
but you don't really own anything, do you?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 45
Oh, that'll go over well after you paraded
 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 46
Due to audio issues, the following footage is subtitled.
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Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 48
Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 49
(AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS)
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JESS: Mom, guess what?

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Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 2
Aw. You would do that for me?
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 3 #3 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 4 #4 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 5
I'm serious. I really enjoy spending time with this woman,
#5 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 6
I got a "limb fo' Ma."
#6 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 7
"God, what have I done to deserve this?
#7 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 8 #8 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 9
No, Jess...
#9 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 10
This all happened so fast, I...
#10 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 11 #11 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 12
and has spread throughout your body.
#12 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 13
who never got to have the career she wanted
#13 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 14
♪
#14 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 15 #15 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 16
Yup. In case of emergencies.
#16 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 17
Then you need a tux with the Suit-Chute.
#17 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 18
And the winner is...
#18 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 19
Brian, I want nothing to do with this sham wedding.
#19 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 20
she called Channel Five to do a profile of me and Jess?
#20 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 21
My name is Brian.
#21 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 22
Yep. Got in right under the wire.
#22 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 23
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry to be a puss.
#23 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 24
while preparing to announce I'm joining ISIS.
#24 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 25
Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you.
#25 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 26
I guess.
#26 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 27
since I went to see The Peanuts Movie.
#27 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 28
Oh, hey.
#28 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 29 #29 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 30
(SINGSONGY): We've written our own vows.
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 31
on the weird dog thumb you have halfway up your arm.
#31 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 32
With this ring, I vow to honor you and cherish you...
#32 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 33
I now pronounce y'all husband and wife.
#33 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 34
These are your latest test results, Jess.
#34 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 35 #35 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 36 #36 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 37
that might be three months of drugs.
#37 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 38
Ah, shrimp.
#38 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 39
Remember what the doctor said?
#39 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 40
(LONG FART)
#40 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 41
when she had to put you all up for adoption.
#41 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 42
the apartment manager from when Brian moved out.
#42 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 43
Spent, uh, pretty much every last penny on our wedding.
#43 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 44
but you don't really own anything, do you?
#44 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 45
Oh, that'll go over well after you paraded
#45 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 46
Due to audio issues, the following footage is subtitled.
#46 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 47 #47 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 48 #48 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 49
(AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS)
#49 Recap of Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 50
JESS: Mom, guess what?
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