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Season 16

Aired 23 days ago - Apr 01, 2018

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

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Do I need to remind you I actually am a veteran?
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Whoa! It's like I'm high-fiving with Anthony Edwards.
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Dad, Family Guy just...
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So here goes.
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with whom I shared the lion two decades ago.
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Yay, veterans.
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Thank you so much. This is why I served.
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Okay, we ain't real vets.
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which makes it a crime to pretend to be a veteran.
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I'm sorry.
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We forgot to get a lawyer.
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Oh, my God. We could be killed! Please, no!
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Excuse me?
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Shh, Quagmire, I got to focus on my boat here.
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Everybody ships out tomorrow.
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No, it's not sweet. It's a joke. This whole thing is a joke!
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Ugh, sorry. I'm so bad at this.
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Well, that's an unrelated car honking,
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All right, let's get to work. Grab your binoculars.
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fall right out of your hands, but you don't even notice
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We're in the motel now.
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- What's your deal? - I'm just like Aquaman,
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Hey, guys.
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I-I have little wings on my feet!
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and then start again, then laugh.
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He... he doesn't understand perspective.
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Hell, you guys still don't even know how to operate
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because I thought I could try and teach my friends
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I disappointed the stupidest guy in football.
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The Florida ways are the best ways.
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- Oh, my God. - Those evil frat boys
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a quiet place to come up with a plan.
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I'm still very unclear about the plan!
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And we still haven't nailed down a date for visiting Epcot.
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Come on, guys, we don't need Quagmire to do the right thing.
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- Ooh! - Yeah, yeah.
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No, Peter, it's not; it's just the coolest, freshest way
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We'll never make it on foot.
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- You wanted to ride the Jet Ski. - I wanted to ride the Jet Ski.
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Are any of you familiar
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Yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with, uh,
Aired a month ago - Mar 25, 2018

In a special Dickensian-themed episode, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

Aired a month ago - Mar 18, 2018

Stewie gets sent to the office of his school's child psychologist, Dr. Cecil Pritchfield, after pushing one of his classmates. During the session, Stewie experiences a series of personal and emotional revelations.

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- "We"? - Yes, "we."
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- with a British accent right now? - No.
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The point is, Stewie has a British accent.
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that give me an insight.
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Or is he your husband?
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And a younger body to make you feel more virile.
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While not as physically attracted to you
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of what's just around the corner, is there?
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"And that's a job, too," he reminds you over the years.
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you know, to be part of the conversation,
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Michael would've been dying to stay there.
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and sadly on the other side of.
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Which is still not cheap, you remind him,
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To such luxurious hotels.
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and he says, "Let's take a selfie."
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and he and Michael share a moment that you're not part of.
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the lengths you have to go to in order to keep Michael happy.
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Oh!
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Yes, I think. (SNIFFLES)
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(EXHALES)
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And I-I don't have any friends,
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Well, I guess it's my word against his, then.
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- Damn it! - But, again, how would you know?
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But do I think that Grant Gustin and I would make
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But I'm confident in my heterosexuality.
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but nobody's interested in the things that I'm interested in.
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I j... it's just I think about her a lot.
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I think I'm still the only one in town who's even (HICCUPS)
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I really... I really need you to hear me sing Hamilton.
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Like Gilbert and Sullivan, but for Hispanics.
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♪ By being a lot smarter ♪
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♪ Then a hurricane came and devastation reigned ♪
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♪ Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland ♪
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That's all I've learned so far.
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Yes, it's an electric kettle.
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When I was your age, I grew up in London
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Mummy. Mummy. Mummy.
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I was next sent to a distant cousin in Northumberland.
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Scudger and Nonsenseword.
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Oh, and also, how my first kiss was with a Nazi.
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Maybe I'm worried nobody's going to like me.
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Your real self... And then see what happens?
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(EXHALES)
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(AS ROGER): And I'm a gay alien.
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I hope he stays for a while.
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Wha-what? Say-say that again.
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Please don't pick up that photo.
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Listen, you're not gonna like this.
Aired 3 months ago - Jan 14, 2018

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Aired 3 months ago - Jan 07, 2018

At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog named Ellie. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition, in which the winner gets to breed with her. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist.

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Donna and I are spending our Valentine's Day
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at the same time as a woman, and I go,
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I thought you had that whole thing with Bonnie.
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this could be your window.
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Well, Brian, if you're stuck being a single loser,
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Stop the damn banging!
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had a talk with you about Arthur Valentine.
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We're sorry, but you're old enough now to know the truth.
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Maybe we make Chris believe that Arthur Valentine is dead.
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Guess I better not drop the soap.
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♪ Lots of Legos, rubber bands, web-shooting Spider-Man ♪
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♪ They were in my tummy 'cause they all looked yummy ♪
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which is kind of what I was getting at.
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Yeah. Yeah, I bet she actually thinks that thing loved her.
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Definitely.
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This is a very confusing lobby.
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You think you could be with me? Right here? In this place?
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So, that's who you were texting with?
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Golden Eagle to Red Shrew. Ready for the plan?
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I love you so much, and I haven't cussed once today!
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Mission accomplished, Red Shrew. Over and out.
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God, I forgot how much I love art.
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It's pronounced "Pollock."
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- Oh, what, for a play? - No.
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A lady has to have a few secrets.
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Oh, yes, Ronnie! Yes!
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I-I've never seen him so depressed and catatonic.
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Peter, knock it off.
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Oh, God, that broke his nose.
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You're such an amazing guy.
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I smell the poop on your breath, and then that's all I want,
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but this happens in the dog show world.
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No. I use it to punctuate my jokes.
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You can't just click after everything you say.
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Brian, most of these dogs have been training since birth.
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I mean, back then, that was old to me.
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here to accelerate awkwardly into a bush.
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He must be a zombie!
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His name's Max.
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No, but for real, it's that dog Ellie over there.
Aired 4 months ago - Dec 10, 2017

In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol."

Aired 4 months ago - Dec 03, 2017

Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

Aired 5 months ago - Nov 19, 2017

On Thanksgiving weekend, Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films and writes to Vladimir Putin, who comes to Quahog. Meanwhile, a strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts to strike up a romance with a co-worker.

Aired 5 months ago - Nov 12, 2017

When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

Aired 5 months ago - Nov 05, 2017

The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.

Aired 6 months ago - Oct 22, 2017

After Chris gets a special one-dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.

Aired 6 months ago - Oct 15, 2017

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.

Aired 6 months ago - Oct 08, 2017

Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

Aired 6 months ago - Oct 01, 2017

Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for FAMILY GUY by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits.