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Season 14  "Portrait of Francine's Genitals"  14x4

Aired a year ago - Nov 28, 2016

Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.

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Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 1
I don't know, son.
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They've blocked my view!
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He was everything a C.I.A. agent should be...
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from getting his hands on America.
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♪♪
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Fine, fine! It was delicious!
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 9
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 10
Now you share something crazy about you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 11
Hmm, with that limp handshake?
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 12
Or do you have plans with Edward Sissyhands here?
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 13
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For the next 24 hours, Hayley Smith is a carnivore.
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and should be installed immediately.
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We saw what you were doing with your dad's computer,
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Come on. Let me show you a movie.
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does more than a hundred C.I.A. agents.
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Sorry, I can't hear anything when I'm munching my corns.
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If I'm having a meat day, I'm going all the way.
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 23
It would've revolted me to see his limp wrist
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I don't say... ♪ Doop be doop be doop ♪
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 25
♪♪
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To get them... digitally cleaned.
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Cool!
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I could feel him fighting all the way down my throat.
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 29
I, uh... I don't know if I should say.
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 30
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I thought I was N.S.A. material.
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(door whooshes) That'll get you as far as the cafeteria.
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Oh... (mumbles indistinctly)
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 34
Well, I did it.
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(horns honking)
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where I actually saw Mom stripping?
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to put the C.I.A. out of business!
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Can... Can I say goodbye to mom?
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 39
I should probably wait to eat my snacks.
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 40
We got one. Mittens!
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After today, I am never eating meat again.
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 42
Why did I betray my dad?
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 43
Whoa, buck up, son. I'm sorry I said that.
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 44
That's why I could afford to eat all my snacks right away.
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 45
The crucial thing is we get those disks back.
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 46
A rope climb? Dad, I can't do it!
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(grunts) Uh-oh.
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Well, isn't this cute? Father and son.
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(nerdy voice) No. I downloaded a PDF about gun use.
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Ow! Okay, now how 'bout one that's not on the nipple?

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They've blocked my view!
#2
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He was everything a C.I.A. agent should be...
#4
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from getting his hands on America.
#5
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♪♪
#7
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Fine, fine! It was delicious!
#8
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Now you share something crazy about you.
#10
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 11
Hmm, with that limp handshake?
#11
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 12
Or do you have plans with Edward Sissyhands here?
#12
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For the next 24 hours, Hayley Smith is a carnivore.
#14
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and should be installed immediately.
#15
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We saw what you were doing with your dad's computer,
#17
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Come on. Let me show you a movie.
#19
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does more than a hundred C.I.A. agents.
#20
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Sorry, I can't hear anything when I'm munching my corns.
#21
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If I'm having a meat day, I'm going all the way.
#22
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It would've revolted me to see his limp wrist
#23
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I don't say... ♪ Doop be doop be doop ♪
#24
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♪♪
#25
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To get them... digitally cleaned.
#26
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Cool!
#27
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I could feel him fighting all the way down my throat.
#28
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I, uh... I don't know if I should say.
#29
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I thought I was N.S.A. material.
#31
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(door whooshes) That'll get you as far as the cafeteria.
#32
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Oh... (mumbles indistinctly)
#33
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Well, I did it.
#34
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(horns honking)
#35
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where I actually saw Mom stripping?
#36
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to put the C.I.A. out of business!
#37
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 38
Can... Can I say goodbye to mom?
#38
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 39
I should probably wait to eat my snacks.
#39
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 40
We got one. Mittens!
#40
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 41
After today, I am never eating meat again.
#41
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 42
Why did I betray my dad?
#42
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 43
Whoa, buck up, son. I'm sorry I said that.
#43
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That's why I could afford to eat all my snacks right away.
#44
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 45
The crucial thing is we get those disks back.
#45
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 46
A rope climb? Dad, I can't do it!
#46
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 47
(grunts) Uh-oh.
#47
Recap of American Dad! Season 14 Episode 4 (S14E04) - 48
Well, isn't this cute? Father and son.
#48
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(nerdy voice) No. I downloaded a PDF about gun use.
#49
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Ow! Okay, now how 'bout one that's not on the nipple?
#50