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Archer (2009)

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Season 6  "Drastic Voyage (2)"  6x13

Aired 9 years ago - Apr 02, 2015

The fantastic voyage concludes.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 1
Well? Are we bailing or not?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 2
if we don't laser that blood clot, how-- With the laser,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 3
until 48 minutes from now,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4
Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 5
Flurp! Wait, no; zurp!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 6
I can probably find it from there.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 7
[gasps] Making the jump to hyperspace?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 8
That's a lot of G's. [Lana] Oh,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 9
since they're tungsten, and insanely sharp.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10
It's not, I was just gonna tell you
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11
nice and easy... [Archer sighs]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
Yeah, all that Driving Miss Daisy stuff,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
Waa!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 14
Who may or may not have been a robot.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 15
[Groans] Differently-abled, whatever!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 16
so on my mark, turn hard to starboard.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17
MALORY: So they're in the brain now?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
Oh, all right, she can have...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
Ya know... [Female voice] Time to deminiaturization--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 20
kinda worried he's gonna kill himself.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 21
from the artery wall. The last thing we want is an embolism.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22
than it should be... 12 percent?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23
TV's Michael Gray is on board, for some reason.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
And also physically. What the--?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
Cyril, shut up. What're we doing?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
so thanks to TV's Michael Gray, we're low on oxygen.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
and use this portable laser
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 31
Well that somebody's not gonna be A.J.'s mother,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
Yeah, got it. What's that mean?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
They're tungsten. Move.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
[Archer] Leukocytes!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 37
Coming up on 12 minutes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 38
Ew, no! Lady, you've got problems.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 39
it doesn't break free from the--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
[Archer] Okay, but only because I choose to.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 41
Get ready how? We don't even know if the sub is in his tear duct yet!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 42
Okay, door's closed! Hit it!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45
Three minutes to deminiaturization.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
[Female voice] Two minutes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48
we go find a sizzler or whatever--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
Four, three,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
Huh.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 2
if we don't laser that blood clot, how-- With the laser,
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 3
until 48 minutes from now,
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4
Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 5
Flurp! Wait, no; zurp!
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 6
I can probably find it from there.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 7
[gasps] Making the jump to hyperspace?
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 8
That's a lot of G's. [Lana] Oh,
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 9
since they're tungsten, and insanely sharp.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10
It's not, I was just gonna tell you
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11
nice and easy... [Archer sighs]
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
Yeah, all that Driving Miss Daisy stuff,
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
Waa!
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 14
Who may or may not have been a robot.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 15
[Groans] Differently-abled, whatever!
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 16
so on my mark, turn hard to starboard.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17
MALORY: So they're in the brain now?
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
Oh, all right, she can have...
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
Ya know... [Female voice] Time to deminiaturization--
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 20
kinda worried he's gonna kill himself.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 21
from the artery wall. The last thing we want is an embolism.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22
than it should be... 12 percent?
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23
TV's Michael Gray is on board, for some reason.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
And also physically. What the--?
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25 #25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26 #26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
Cyril, shut up. What're we doing?
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
so thanks to TV's Michael Gray, we're low on oxygen.
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29 #29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
and use this portable laser
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 31
Well that somebody's not gonna be A.J.'s mother,
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 32 #32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
Yeah, got it. What's that mean?
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
They're tungsten. Move.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
[Archer] Leukocytes!
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 37
Coming up on 12 minutes.
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 38
Ew, no! Lady, you've got problems.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 39
it doesn't break free from the--
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
[Archer] Okay, but only because I choose to.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 41
Get ready how? We don't even know if the sub is in his tear duct yet!
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 42
Okay, door's closed! Hit it!
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43 #43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44 #44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45
Three minutes to deminiaturization.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
[Female voice] Two minutes.
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47 #47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48
we go find a sizzler or whatever--
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
Four, three,
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
Huh.
#50