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Season 5  "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"  5x7

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 10, 2014

Archer travels to Columbia on a secret mission that becomes not so secret after he gets drunk.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 1
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- I... - Is there a name
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
gringos waltz in and start asking around for the woman
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
Archer!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
Use the... the surveillance satellite.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
- inside the house. - Well, what the hell
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
Jesus Christ. Thanks for the concussion,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
I mean, not literally to your heads.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
compare to helping overthrow democratically elected
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
future on the next big shipment of Stinger missiles to that
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
Not to mention a bunch of people, which, compared to
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
Maybe at ISIS. But on ISIS missions, you had
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
I just feel like such a tourist.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
Snacklesnap. It's where you take artsy photos
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
- it. - ♪ Mmm,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
Colombia with millions of dollars of cocaine?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
Woooohoohoohoooo!!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
- $50. - Still, though.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
About 15 steps ahead
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
it... I think I actually may
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
Placet moveri, iudices.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
¡No se muevan! ¿Dónde están?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
Serious shit, come on.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Either heroic vigilantes trying to restore law
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
- us out. - Yeah, and after you
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
Sorry in advance for this.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
- I can! - Guys, we really need
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
Oh, I'm sorry, Ray. By "hammer," I meant
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
sit here and wait for those guys to drive up and murder us.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
worried I would die without knowing how it felt to get my
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
and "gaping hole" are kind of begging for it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
- ¿Qué? - Archer!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
I told you, all about the machismo.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
- a Phi Mu Fun Run. - We called them Phi Moo.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
- you follow me. - Oh, yeah, uh, about
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
- Why the hell are you smiling?! A-- we're not their
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
"Putting pressure on him."
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
Sterling?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
I took your falafel, and you were chasing me all around the
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
your phone back. Which I think is why it sounds
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
- is very... surprising. - Not as surprising as
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
You talk almost
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
- Wha... - Javier!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
Wait, no, that's grams, so...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
No.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50
Oh, man... How is it noon?

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2
- I... - Is there a name
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
gringos waltz in and start asking around for the woman
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
Archer!
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
Use the... the surveillance satellite.
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
- inside the house. - Well, what the hell
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
Jesus Christ. Thanks for the concussion,
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8 #8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
I mean, not literally to your heads.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
compare to helping overthrow democratically elected
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
future on the next big shipment of Stinger missiles to that
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
Not to mention a bunch of people, which, compared to
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
Maybe at ISIS. But on ISIS missions, you had
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
I just feel like such a tourist.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
Snacklesnap. It's where you take artsy photos
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
- it. - ♪ Mmm,
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
Colombia with millions of dollars of cocaine?!
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
Woooohoohoohoooo!!
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
- $50. - Still, though.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20 #20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
About 15 steps ahead
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
it... I think I actually may
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
Placet moveri, iudices.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
¡No se muevan! ¿Dónde están?
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
Serious shit, come on.
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Either heroic vigilantes trying to restore law
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
- us out. - Yeah, and after you
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28 #28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29 #29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
Sorry in advance for this.
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
- I can! - Guys, we really need
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
Oh, I'm sorry, Ray. By "hammer," I meant
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
sit here and wait for those guys to drive up and murder us.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
worried I would die without knowing how it felt to get my
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
and "gaping hole" are kind of begging for it.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
- ¿Qué? - Archer!
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
I told you, all about the machismo.
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
- a Phi Mu Fun Run. - We called them Phi Moo.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
- you follow me. - Oh, yeah, uh, about
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
- Why the hell are you smiling?! A-- we're not their
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
"Putting pressure on him."
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
Sterling?
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
I took your falafel, and you were chasing me all around the
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
your phone back. Which I think is why it sounds
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
- is very... surprising. - Not as surprising as
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
You talk almost
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
- Wha... - Javier!
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
Wait, no, that's grams, so...
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
No.
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50
Oh, man... How is it noon?
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