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Season 2  "Tragical History"  2x6

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 03, 2011

Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so Cyril can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 1
You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 2
Yeah, the last thing I remember was... I don't know, were we super-bitchy to Cyril?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 4
Right after you idiots de-worm the entire computer network!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 5
At not sucking at stuff.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 6
I snuck into the mainframe last night, after all the champagne and the, uh...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 7
be the hero for once, that didn't happen.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 8
Oh good, for a second I thought they'd brought you chicken toes or something.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 9
Too good, that's the problem.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 10
Not from this! It's just a cute little pirate.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 11
- Wow... No, I mean, as long as it's for the greater good... - Oh, it is.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 12
Because now the worm is in the mainframe databanks, and...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 13
Pam, I swear to God...!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 14
here to Hanoi that they are secret agents!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 15
Because the worm has transformed the mainframe... into a sentient being!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 17
Sesame Ginger Savings and Loan?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 18
Was. But it mutated, and now we're like, on the brink of World War Two.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 19
So what am I supposed to do, just look out the window?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 20
Oh please, he couldn't fix... dinner.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 21
For the love of God, man!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 22
Ya gonna disappoint it to death?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 23
Rrrrungh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 25
Oh yeah, just like Cyril Figgis always does everything wrong,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 26
is allowing him to legally marry her!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 28
The worm's decrypting the ISIS agent list and then, apparently,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 29
behind this foul deed - every ISIS agent in the field will be exposed.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 30
right here Like, one second ago.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 31
Once my little worm uploads the list to my server.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 32
You'd still be about three zeros short.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 33
Or maybe your father, who never thought you quite measured up!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 35
No, it could take hours for this thing to bypass the electronic lock!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 36
And just for once, be the guy who... oww!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 37
- But I already spent like, three thousand on new suits, and shoes and... - Mine.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 38
I am unbelievably angry right now.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 39
Are there windows, do they face west, can we use the sun to our advantage?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 40
Don't open it!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 41
Well, you say that... Dammit, the worm's got the list!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 42
Which are um, real. Unbelievable.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 43
Because I don't even know if that's a real thing!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 44
Ninjas are sexy! Right?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 45
Keiko, katana!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 46
Gotcha.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 47
Do you hear this?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 48
Any time now, Cyril!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 49
D-drop it, Spelvin!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 50
Then go ahead, Cyril... shoot!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 2
Yeah, the last thing I remember was... I don't know, were we super-bitchy to Cyril?
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 3 #3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 4
Right after you idiots de-worm the entire computer network!
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 5
At not sucking at stuff.
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 6
I snuck into the mainframe last night, after all the champagne and the, uh...
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 7
be the hero for once, that didn't happen.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 8
Oh good, for a second I thought they'd brought you chicken toes or something.
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 9
Too good, that's the problem.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 10
Not from this! It's just a cute little pirate.
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 11
- Wow... No, I mean, as long as it's for the greater good... - Oh, it is.
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 12
Because now the worm is in the mainframe databanks, and...
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 13
Pam, I swear to God...!
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 14
here to Hanoi that they are secret agents!
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 15
Because the worm has transformed the mainframe... into a sentient being!
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 16 #16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 17
Sesame Ginger Savings and Loan?
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 18
Was. But it mutated, and now we're like, on the brink of World War Two.
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 19
So what am I supposed to do, just look out the window?!
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 20
Oh please, he couldn't fix... dinner.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 21
For the love of God, man!
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 22
Ya gonna disappoint it to death?
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 23
Rrrrungh!
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 24 #24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 25
Oh yeah, just like Cyril Figgis always does everything wrong,
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 26
is allowing him to legally marry her!
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 27 #27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 28
The worm's decrypting the ISIS agent list and then, apparently,
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 29
behind this foul deed - every ISIS agent in the field will be exposed.
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 30
right here Like, one second ago.
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 31
Once my little worm uploads the list to my server.
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 32
You'd still be about three zeros short.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 33
Or maybe your father, who never thought you quite measured up!
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 34 #34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 35
No, it could take hours for this thing to bypass the electronic lock!
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 36
And just for once, be the guy who... oww!
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 37
- But I already spent like, three thousand on new suits, and shoes and... - Mine.
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 38
I am unbelievably angry right now.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 39
Are there windows, do they face west, can we use the sun to our advantage?!
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 40
Don't open it!
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 41
Well, you say that... Dammit, the worm's got the list!
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 42
Which are um, real. Unbelievable.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 43
Because I don't even know if that's a real thing!
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 44
Ninjas are sexy! Right?
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 45
Keiko, katana!
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 46
Gotcha.
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 47
Do you hear this?!
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 48
Any time now, Cyril!
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 49
D-drop it, Spelvin!
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 50
Then go ahead, Cyril... shoot!
#50