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Season 2  "Jeu Monegasque"  2x11

Aired 13 years ago - Apr 07, 2011

When a mysterious stranger summons Malory and her intrepid ISIS agents to Monaco, all bets are off! Well, actually all bets are on. Because Monaco is basically one giant casino, and Archer has $4 million in untraceable bearer bonds. Also, it's Gran Prix week, so you can just forget getting a hotel room

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2
Sounds like "Ben Wa balls," Benoit. "Balls." See?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 3
...a post-Jacuzzi female companion, and for somebody to get up here...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 4
Pardon, monsieur, but as I said, the suite royale is reserved for...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5
Madame, the only way you will have this suite is over my lifeless corpse.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6
- Pretty dumb taking a bath with it. - Sterling, I'm warning you.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
No.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
Um, slightly from where?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9
- You better not. - Oh, my God.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
And how does she have 2.3 million damn dollars in her 401(k)?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
Which is funny why?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12
ARCHER: What? - Lady luck, monsieur.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
- Bon. Then I wish you bonne chance. - Oh, shoot. I can't. I don't have any...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14
- Banque. - What happened?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
Shit. Or whatever, merde.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 16
Uh, speaking of candy, I'm gonna be here a while...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 18
- Here, take this. - No, thanks. I'm not thirs... Ow!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 19
- Three-point-two million dollars? - I've been really streaky, Ray.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 20
BOY ARCHER: Um, hit me? MALORY: Busted.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21
- Archer, when your mother finds out... - No, Ray, you cannot tell her.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
Who are you, Carrie Nation?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
- Keep it in your pants, sister. - Ha-ha-ha.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
Unh. Oh, God.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
Shut up. And ours too.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 26
- Look, I said I was sorry. - No, you didn't.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 27
Not without my turtleneck, but still...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 28
...is whatever asshole physically holds the piece of paper.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
Because your mother's cleaned out all the ISIS 401(k) accounts.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 30
He does have a point.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 31
Well, whatever's on the disk, Lachouffe expects $4 million in bearer bonds...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32
I bet you get chilly at night, all alone in that great big castle.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 35
- Lf they're even in the casino. - Well, where else would they be, Ray?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37
Why not? They're already tied up, and we don't even have any rope, so...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 38
[BOTH SPEAK IN FRENCH]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 39
- Zoo? Ici? - Go, dumbass.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
And I can let all this stuff go for $41,688.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41
...and about, say, 80 computers for your clubhouse?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42
Oh.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
Wow, this might be hard to drive with such a huge, throbbing erection.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
And a Negress at that.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46
Well, yeah, now.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
And I never got my swan-shaped towels.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
Just must be out of carburetor.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2
Sounds like "Ben Wa balls," Benoit. "Balls." See?
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 3
...a post-Jacuzzi female companion, and for somebody to get up here...
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 4
Pardon, monsieur, but as I said, the suite royale is reserved for...
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5
Madame, the only way you will have this suite is over my lifeless corpse.
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6
- Pretty dumb taking a bath with it. - Sterling, I'm warning you.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
No.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
Um, slightly from where?
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9
- You better not. - Oh, my God.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
And how does she have 2.3 million damn dollars in her 401(k)?
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
Which is funny why?
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12
ARCHER: What? - Lady luck, monsieur.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
- Bon. Then I wish you bonne chance. - Oh, shoot. I can't. I don't have any...
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14
- Banque. - What happened?
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
Shit. Or whatever, merde.
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 16
Uh, speaking of candy, I'm gonna be here a while...
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17 #17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 18
- Here, take this. - No, thanks. I'm not thirs... Ow!
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 19
- Three-point-two million dollars? - I've been really streaky, Ray.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 20
BOY ARCHER: Um, hit me? MALORY: Busted.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21
- Archer, when your mother finds out... - No, Ray, you cannot tell her.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
Who are you, Carrie Nation?
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
- Keep it in your pants, sister. - Ha-ha-ha.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
Unh. Oh, God.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
Shut up. And ours too.
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 26
- Look, I said I was sorry. - No, you didn't.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 27
Not without my turtleneck, but still...
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 28
...is whatever asshole physically holds the piece of paper.
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
Because your mother's cleaned out all the ISIS 401(k) accounts.
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 30
He does have a point.
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 31
Well, whatever's on the disk, Lachouffe expects $4 million in bearer bonds...
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32
I bet you get chilly at night, all alone in that great big castle.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 33 #33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 34 #34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 35
- Lf they're even in the casino. - Well, where else would they be, Ray?
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37
Why not? They're already tied up, and we don't even have any rope, so...
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 38
[BOTH SPEAK IN FRENCH]
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 39
- Zoo? Ici? - Go, dumbass.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
And I can let all this stuff go for $41,688.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41
...and about, say, 80 computers for your clubhouse?
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42
Oh.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
Wow, this might be hard to drive with such a huge, throbbing erection.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
And a Negress at that.
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45 #45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46
Well, yeah, now.
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47 #47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
And I never got my swan-shaped towels.
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49 #49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
Just must be out of carburetor.
#50