Aired a year ago - Apr 12, 2016
Working together on a mission, Liv, Detective Babineaux and Major crash Vaughn’s Super Max Rager party, where Rob Thomas performs a song from his solo career. Meanwhile, Blaine reaches out to Peyton for help, which does not sit well with Ravi.
Aired a year ago - Apr 12, 2016
Liv and Ravi are in need of help and find an unlikely ally in Blaine. Detective Babineaux and Dale Bozzio pursue a new lead on an old case. Meanwhile, when Major finds himself in a world of trouble, sleazebag Brant Stone comes to his rescue. Vaughn’s evil side reaches a whole new level of mean.
A dog you later learned
belonged to one of the victims.
don't show up on tape.
I just can't believe anyone
would think Major did this.
and rub ointment on my Shiba Inu's ass,
Maybe a witness will come forward.
Good. 'Cause we need
to get Major out of jail.
I'd think preventing
the end of the world is worth
I'm playing that zombie game we play?
Edge of water world?
I'm so sorry, Liv.
Hoo! So, um, now...
You know, I think this has gone
on long enough, don't you?
I'll look into it.
Because you were the only one that
didn't buy that hero-cop theory.
Tim Addis was our next door neighbor.
Kayla, why are you only bringing
this to our attention now?
I don't know who it came from,
Okay, almost there.
If you cannot afford an attorney,
- the Meat Cute massacre site.
- Okay, slow down a second,
There's some kind
of weird brain cult out there,
So why're you burning the midnight oil?
I don't think Kayla
could've seen what she saw.
Apparently, this brain
belonged to a drummer.
we have the witness
who sold him the guns,
and if I'm not myself
in here, it'll be bad.
A perfectly innocent fitness bar.
- Amino acids, huh?
Uh, before we start, Detective, do you
mind if I give my client something?
Last thing I need's a lawsuit,
am I right?
If zombies can feed
regularly on human brains,
I keep myself from turning all the way
Called the judge
in the middle of the night,
There's an undefined pastry item?
Aired a year ago - Apr 05, 2016
Liv and Detective Babineaux are investigating the murder of Bailey Barker, a type-A, ambitious, hyper-competitive and driven student near the top of her class. After consuming Bailey’s brain we see Liv become very much like the girl she was before
becoming a zombie. Meanwhile, things seem to be going from bad to worse for Major, and Blaine reaches out to Ravi for help.
Tell me where Drake is, or it's your ass.
Professor of linguistics? That'd be whack, yo.
like it's the days of the week,
And Drake's mom thinks Mr. Boss found out
to tweak his perspective on that front, for now.
Okay, but when this everything-is-awesome brain wears off,
- That was Don Corleone. - No, it wasn't.
You put her on a project,
I think they might help.
Bro! Bring it in like Flynn! Oh...
Okay, first of all, the SATs are culturally biased.
Well, we had dirt on her, too.
Surf the web? Do your laundry?
Knew it. Be good.
It was more than a little scare.
do you just circle "Exceeds expectations" for everything, or...
You're saying someone else used Bailey's meal card that night?
I'm freaking out and I'm trying to focus on work,
It's a vice detective. Bald guy.
But I had Latin-American Policy with Bailey.
Before you were run out.
That getting Mr. Boss sent away was your chance to atone.
Are you starting to lose your short-term memory, too?
- Brody's alibi checks out. - Got it.
but they treat you like Nordberg.
- The boss is handling that. - "The boss"?
You know, who we were isn't who we are.
I mean, New Hope died.
We give him the cure.
One thing just led to another.
Hey, you're back.
I was like a praise-oholic.
No, no, no, no. I sw...
I'll tell the DA you cooperated.
actually working for the guys behind Lucky U.
It's all going in my report.
Aired a year ago - Mar 29, 2016
Liv consumes the brain of a recently murdered stripper and uncovers some extremely useful information. Meanwhile, Blaine isn’t quite himself lately, and Ravi makes a startling discovery. Lastly, Major and Ravi are helping Peyton move back in with Liv when she receives a surprising phone call.
Peyton is Monica-esque.
Look, I know every
single criminal thing
like a curb-side mailbox.
Liv, sometimes closure's a bad thing.
Peyton, what a pleasant surprise!
I'm gonna start with throwing this
frickin' plate across the room
No. No, she doesn't.
You know it's still 20 bucks, right?
Liv, can we go find the bar, please?
And then I get a bill for $45,000.
Make that water really earn its keep.
You could not torpedo
our case against Mr. Boss,
It's possible you saw the Chaos
Killer and you don't know it.
We had drinks a couple
nights ago at The Snake Eye.
Sorry for the interruption, ladies.
Look, we know where Nick is.
I'll run the names at the DMV
Uh, I was just dropping off
a death certificate.
by tampering with the
court-mandated ankle monitor.
because her granny's
finding out she's a stripper?
Does he remember that he's a dick?
$200 at Home Run Modeling.
So, my people have been
working around the clock
An eyewitness puts your car
at the scene of the crime.
Cassidy told a room full of dancers
Cassidy tells everyone she was
gonna send Nick to prison.
because Nick's sick of
Sometimes it looks the same.
Aired a year ago - Mar 22, 2016
While investigating the murder of a research scientist who was recently demoted at her job, Liv and Detective Babineaux are shocked to learn where she had been employed. Meanwhile, Blaine pays Ravi a visit at the morgue, and Liv discovers something new about Drake. Lastly, Vaughn du Clark confronts Major.
You wouldn't happen to have
any clothes I could borrow?
Hi. Clive Babineaux. Seattle PD.
and I ended up with a small settlement
that covered some of the surgery.
So, you want to see me?
- Aggressive is good.
Yeah, well, when
you assume, you... Yep.
Let's let him keep thinking that.
Guess what we found in the fridge?
Didn't you read my report
on the last one?
suggest various hypotheses.
Hey. Uh, Molly, this is Liv.
Have you considered the effects of
Taurine on mitochondrial metabolism?
- I was headed to talk to him at work.
Well, thanks to her, this is my life.
Home. Alone. Weeping.
- We have a source.
What kind of research?
The door's right where
you left it, behind you.
thing you promised
Clive you wouldn't do.
Now. I assume you're here because you
need another zombie for your freezer?
I'm a bit curious why
there's even an opening?
Everything top of the line, of course.
and if he doesn't hear from
me, he'll know where to look.
Hey, kid. Seattle PD. Get over here.
Yes, that's right.
Seattle PD. Can you step
out of your car, please?
Jenny, what are they talking about?
For lying about it.
For running away from it.
All right, all right, all right. I've had
about enough of you two dilettantes.
Drake lands at a location downtown.
Oh, my God!
who feels the data strongly supports
the theory that Drake is a criminal,
There is no point in being good.
Turns out I'm a sentimental patsy
just like all of our customers.
- What about the, uh...
- You stay out of the Utopium business.
- Ten miles per hour.
- Look at her go, why don't you? Ah!
the only thing that can take down a
bad guy having a Super Max freak out
Aired a year ago - Feb 23, 2016
When an incredibly optimistic coffee-shop owner is murdered, Liv uses her sunny outlook to help Clive solve the murder. Meanwhile, things begin to go from bad to worse for Blaine, and Drake is forced to cancel plans with Liv due to a run in with Seattle's finest.
- Or a duck.
- Or Gene Kelly.
I see your big ol' gun, but no body camera.
They went missing a few weeks ago.
No. She loved Leslie. She just said so.
You know, what with all the impatient
children dying of polio stacking up.
Go tell Chief to make sure the
hearse's shock absorbers can handle it.
You should come. You could meet
all the people that Leslie touched.
You get your drinks faster
because we don't draw in it.
Can anyone vouch for that?
♪ Bonjour, Leslie ♪
I'm Liv Moore with the medical examiner's office.
but the lawsuit got so ugly.
♪ In peace may you rest-ie ♪
You know, I'm offended.
On my phone.
At Lightfoot Plumbers, huh?
He could've seen the agent
punch in the lockbox code,
That morning, on my drive into work,
Should we be talking to a lawyer?
He's one of Mr. Boss' regular trigger men.
Just flesh and bone, man.
I don't think it was your idea.
Come on. We know you've been
seeing that gal in the morgue.
♪ That later ♪
Forget it, Blaine.
The God call.
I had you on the...
You are now officially the owner of Positivity.
Aired a year ago - Feb 16, 2016
Liv and Detective Babineaux investigate the murder of Corey “Big Fish” Carp, who they learn got his nickname not because of his last name but because he was a well-known pathological liar. Ravi makes an unsettling discovery and Blaine is reunited with someone from his past. Meanwhile, Major finds himself in a precarious situation.
Are you sure?
that rents us all our arcade games.
Mr. Boss' warehouse.
To my dear friend, Frieda Bader,
To my son, Blaine, I leave
the balance of my assets.
Well, then maybe we
should return your present.
I'm sure you did.
Or (CLEARS THROAT), we
turn you into a zombie
That explains so much.
I'm gonna keep up surveillance on him,
(MAKES POPPING SOUND)
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
figure it helps her get in
I know, but I always advise my clients
His hired help gets the leftovers.
Well, it must've been when
he said you two were BFFs now.
He thought it would
be cute to mention that
- and if Evan even gets close...
- Okay. Yeah, I got it.
No problem. What did he do?
There's this new study
that says caffeine
Hey, this isn't for my benefit, right?
And Drake were looking for their bodies,
Our guy Terrell
Johnson? He's on the lam.
back in high school, Drake Holloway.
Lost his leg.
They're on borrowed time now.
the Ginger Rapture, the
Great Floods of '28 and '44.
with my tongue.
Aired a year ago - Feb 09, 2016
Detective Babineaux and Liv are investigating a triple homicide, and Liv is shocked to learn that the victims’ bodies are missing their heads. A very hungry Liv is forced to consume the brain of an unfortunate social media hungry soul who was
recently run over by a bus. Meanwhile, Peyton leans on Ravi for support, and things get interesting when Blaine’s worlds start to collide.
Press is going to have a
field day with this case.
Today we're sending you
home with Madison Brenneck,
'Course I 'grammed it,
that fish was on fleek.
so I have no idea what you just said.
It made me think that...
For the record,
Good thing you didn't get
my crime board in the shot.
Gotta hand it to Mr. Boss.
Probably, but we didn't
get a chance to ask.
These are awesome because they come
with a super-cute document pouch.
It's him. What do I do?
No troll left behind, Rita, my dear.
But I checked Baracus, he wasn't a zombie.
Don't just say the words.
Reflect on their meanings.
Trickster107, from Bangkok,
who tweeted to his 14 followers
My dad split, my mom had a
string of loser boyfriends.
I'd like to invite you to
make your way into the chapel.
But thank you again for
the sweater. I love it.
I spent a couple weeks
shivering in a dark room,
Uh, 4K, plus the vig, calculated weekly.
Snap, crackle, pop.
Don't hate 'cause you can't relate.
Three heads in the refrigerator.
We're drinking every time one
of the Zombie High kids screams.
No, that's problem solved.
You see the front page
of the Observer today?
You catch the Mayor's press conference?
The three experienced killers
And I couldn't. I couldn't
take him from his kid.
Looks like he's had something of a bad day.
Pocketful of Utopium.
Uh... You're packed up.
Aired a year ago - Feb 02, 2016
Things become interesting for Liv when she and Clive investigate the murder of a young librarian, who was also secretly an erotic fiction writer. Meanwhile, things heat up between Blaine and someone quite unexpected. Lastly, Major is hit with an unforeseen snag in his plan.
Aired 2 years ago - Jan 12, 2016
Liv gets in touch with her inner actor when she finds herself pretending to be a TV zombie investigating the murder of a genre star in a zombie TV show to track down the killer.
and caused the mortal
bruises that encircle
his head like a wreath.
My high school coach
thought digging holes and
filling them built character.
Is that what she looks like
when she's having a vision?
Looks like you're
gonna have to make
a decision here, Burdick.
and now I'm friggin' in it.
That was the plan.
I thought this was
the lowest level.
Dude saved my life.
I couldn't save his.
What if Prop Master Fitz
intentionally handed him
a real gun,
In the process
of being removed.
I would draw on a sense memory
of something that scared me.
I wish I had some popcorn.
"You should've gotten
that man's name?"
With Jordan's death,
I guess the decision's
been made for us.
We should cut him some slack.
At least Wyatt talks to us.
He says, "That figures."
So, basically, this next
scene here, 34, is about
Cody overcoming his fears.
I'm taking all our
research to the press.
I don't think you will.
He'd ask about my job
and what was going on
in the writers' room.
I mean, he comes across
as so genuinely innocent.
So, as long as Jordan
had this video, he had
total power over Starlee.
- Yeah, can't hear you.
- Just let me out of here.
I don't know. Maybe Jenny?
And in the meantime,
you terrorized Jordan.
He deserves even worse
than life without parole.
Aired 2 years ago - Dec 08, 2015
Liv, Detective Babineaux and Ravi work together in solving the murder of Chris Allred, who was a high school shop teacher by day, and a vigilante crime-fighter named “The Fog” by night. Liv gets into trouble while on superhero brains and becomes a
little too much for Clive to handle. Meanwhile, Major has an eye opening conversation with a new friend. Lastly, Blaine forces Liv to do the unthinkable.
He was a high school shop
teacher by day, but at night,
The victim is still at the
station looking over mug shots.
I think it's noble to go out and
pursue danger to protect the innocent,
That Santa, I've seen him before.
I don't want to pretend
I know how to do your job,
I am going to end you!
I'm a brain dealer, not a doctor.
Because you're ice-cold, right?
Liv, I can't move forward
without more tainted Utopium.
Hey, let's get some mojitos.
You know, celebrate.
Always bad-mouthing me to the others.
- How are you feeling?
you'll have all the brains you need.
Now what was it that made The Fog
The body of one of your
muggers was just discovered.
447, North Palmetto...
It's a bit of an acquired taste.
Because Mr. Boss was still looking for it.
I found a cousin who's a registered nurse.
The person taking out zombies.
Yeah. I literally got screwed
into becoming a zombie hooker.
I get paid in brains.
I won't risk that.
We know a lot about you, Carlos.
and robbed some of the city's
most dangerous men at gunpoint.
and Mr. Boss has a low
tolerance for screw-ups.
Not like this.
Let's see what Mrs. Claus is up to.
I want to be more empathetic.
Okay, look, obviously
this brain is affecting you.
Aired 2 years ago - Dec 01, 2015
Detective Babineaux arrives at the crime scene of a wedding planner who was shot to death, and is shocked to realize that he used to date the victim. To make matters worse, we learn that the murder victim was stalking Detective Babineaux, and that
he is now the number one suspect in her murder. Liv and Ravi pose as an engaged couple in order to infiltrate the victim’s wedding planning business. Meanwhile, Major is having a tough time dealing with Liv on stalker brains.
Looks like you'll be spending little
more time at your pied-a-terre.
Okay, so you really think she's going
to go to all her cop buddies, and say,
The gun registered to one clive babineaux?
The, uh, dead girl, what's her name?
Wait. That doesn't
Oh. That's ravi's. Smell it.
All right, she, she threw herself
at me during a real low point.
She wanted details on the cases.
She made it sound like it was pretty ugly.
Made a pass at my husband
and puked on my dress.
That's love locks bridge!
Couples put up locks.
"plowed through our group,
running us off the road.
Making a list of all the women who comment
or post on major's facebook entries.
Good news, if I'm convicted of
murder, I won't have to pay dues.
Oh, sorry. That one was for liv.
You can't charge me for the same
crime twice! This is america!
Hmm, got some interesting
news back from the lab.
It's a war on the poor. I bet if I had a
real lawyer, instead of one of those,
They're basically adult film stars.
Major's all the way across town,
so I offered to pick you up.
Let's go solve this case.
I'm tnt. I'm dynomite.
Grunt again, you big baby!
Any idea why we have several photographs
of your murdered wedding planner.
So why'd you kill her?
I just wanted to scare her, get her
to stop harassing me and get my ring back.
Yeah, well, you know what they
say, happy wife, happy life.
Wait till you see the pictures
of the kids with their trophies.
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 17, 2015
Liv consumes the brains of a death-obsessed illusionist who was murdered in cold blood during a magicians’ convention in Seattle. As Liv and Detective Babineaux investigate the case, she uses her new skills to help narrow down the suspect pool.
Meanwhile, Blaine gives Liv some interesting news, and Ravi makes a decision but things don’t end up going quite as planned. Lastly, Major continues to distance himself from Liv.
No unlocked windows.
and he blinked first.
Seems like whoever wrote that
note is a good first suspect.
Ow. Well, Steph told me how
to figure out my porn name.
and yet, he was murdered?
but otherwise, you know, same old Liv.
You know those five missing
gentlemen in the newspapers,
That's no way to go through life, is it?
unless you and I do something about it.
And since every other magician
with basically every magician
who's ever existed.
So you swung by earlier, when I
wasn't here? Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
Turn and face me.
When I was on stage, I had a vision.
The queen of diamonds is missing.
He exposed my best trick and destroyed me.
You're like, the stoic by-the-book
veteran and I'm the fun guy who...
How do we do this?
that haunts all prestidigitators.
We heard there might have been
some bad blood between you two.
You expect me to use this?
Uh, I can tell you exactly where I was,
But we can't place him
in Syd's room anyway.
Hey, no, listen.
Hashtag, "You look like you
live in your mom's basement,"
Everyone involved in the
experience should have a voice.
Where were you between 12:30 and 1:00 p.m.
the day Syd was killed?
We'd like to follow up.
the only the mortal souls
to enter Syd's quarters
to romance Magnus
away from security cameras,
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 10, 2015
Liv unwittingly crosses paths with the most dangerous man in Seattle while investigating the murder of degenerate gambler Harry. Detective Babineaux has a super-fan moment when he and Liv question NBA Hall of Famer Calvin Owens at Harry’s funeral.
Meanwhile, Blaine’s father makes a huge discovery, and Ravi delivers some bad news. Lastly, Evan has a big secret to share with Liv, and Major continues to struggle.
We've been pulling bullets out
of Mr. Cole all day.
I found that you haven't been
in a courtroom in nine years.
Marie and Walt will be catching
a lot more Seahawks games.
Suzuki's widow gave you a brain?
Oh, no. Abort. Just turn around.
Put your money where your mouth is, then.
No. That's not why she's here.
The money I could've saved
on private schools.
I know all the names on your client list.
Help yourself to some trade secrets?
Next donut out of the box has sprinkles.
It's gonna be about an hour wait, son,
Let's just say that Harry owed me big.
How much are we talkin' about?
though I have proven that when
you purchase boxes
Seeing the worst moments
of people's lives,
- Are we done here?
Doubt I know anything relevant, but sure.
See, that's what I'm always saying.
Harry was asking Calvin for money.
You're not getting better than
150, San Antonio's at home.
that pays for contact lenses
and teeth whitening.
This is quite the gig for someone
two years out of law school.
We had a forensic team going through
everything in Thrunk's office
You and that turtle get a room.
I think we'll bring Roger in
tonight for another chat. You in?
It was fun.
You've turned $24 into $1,500.
I get it now.
most teams should be close
to .500 against the spread.
Crazy like how your college
team failed to cover the spread
Dad has figured out a way
to take over my business, too.
I tested every brand
of condom, every material,
So we get creative.
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 03, 2015
Liv, Detective Babineaux and Ravi investigate the mysterious death of a peewee basketball coach. Liv, consumed with overzealous coach brains, gives Major a much needed pep talk. Meanwhile, things get a little crazy when Blaine and Ravi are forced to
work together to recreate the cure. Lastly, Detective Babineaux receives a surprise visit from Suzuki’s widow Helen.
- Our victim.
- So, what?
If you'll excuse me for a moment.
We've got three people
who came in last night
we need the DNA of a coherent,
intelligent, functional zombie.
And Porzingis is built for the triangle.
Who chokes someone at basketball practice?
Okay, that's easier to imagine.
Go big or go home, I say.
In what way did it fail?
What the hell, Lilywhite?
"I'm going to be a social worker.
I'll meet you downstairs when you're done.
told her to call me if RJ
had any accidents, or falls,
suggests there was
at least one other shooter.
Okay, Johnny, find the open man!
kissing in here a couple nights ago.
I've got everything I need.
Oh! Nice shot, Chris! Go ahead, admire it.
Ran off to Tucson with their babysitter.
but I doubt it would get
any police heroism headlines.
I'm kind of over your whole
Star Wars theme.
a percentage of their hires be
Huh? So that hammer would come
in handy for breaking kneecaps.
Did he talk to you about his
Funders Keepers project?
All right, friends.
I promised my friend if he gave
us the tainted Utopium recipe,
you'd donate the rest
of the money he needed
He cleans up messes like this.
And the likelihood of these eight
names all coming back negative is...
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 27, 2015
While investigating a case, Liv eats the brains of a country-singing waitress. Detective Babineaux meets a female FBI agent who will be working out of their offices. Blaine tries to entice a former business associate to come back to the dark side. Meanwhile, Peyton’s return is messing up Ravi’s game, and Major continues his downward spiral.
Her landlady found her when she
came by to collect overdue rent.
Lacy was sending letters
to a man named Matt Sudak.
First, Alan York, the
astronaut, went missing.
God help me, that smells sensational.
Clive. This is a, uh, safe zone.
- Hey there.
He was with me all night.
It's called The Ballad of Sue and Lacy.
"scrape some pheromones into this cup.
There's a pack of cigarettes in it for ya."
Well. I'm starving. So,
I'll just drop my suitcases
Did she leave with
anyone? Argue with anyone?
I appreciate the pep talk,
big fella. I really do.
And it comes from a
pusher named Jesus. And...
I just was trying to protect Lacy's memory.
when you tried affixing yourself to
her backside like a cheap leather chair.
- He was crazed...
- What are you doing?
I know people say that, but if he
busts out a sandalwood, I will puke.
- Your name?
- Olivia Moore.
♪ When a pretty boy bought me a drink ♪
Thirty-three-year-old tech entrepreneur
Colin Andrews, was last seen
But that was before I'd
witnessed a mass murder.
I went to a party because
you told me I should.
Where's the dog?
Let's check in on our man of
the cloth before I head out, huh?
So, uh... It says here you
were slinging for Stacey Boss.
So, Jiang Jin is Boss' lieutenant,
Something snapped in me.
- You were out working the case?
- I was on stage. Singing.
- Which park?
- Uh... Seward Park.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 20, 2015
Liv eats the brains of a recently murdered trophy wife who was pushed to her death from the balcony of her stunning architectural home in the hills by a hired hit man. A Pinot Grigio-sipping, suddenly fashion obsessed Liv and Detective Babineaux
begin questioning suspects in their search for the original brains behind this murder. Meanwhile, Liv and Ravi are surprised to learn that Peyton has returned to Seattle.
We found a printout of
Taylor's Facebook page
I've been seeing Stephanie. You
know, the girl I met at the club.
Move too slow, he'll
happily revisit plan B.
He's the one who used your card.
You recognize him?
Don't forget he offed a reporter who
dug too deep into Max Rager business.
The woman was a real hoot, let me tell ya.
How would you describe
him as a board member?
Zero, Ms. Moore. Zero.
and you're upstairs in your
room doing God knows what.
Yeah. The kind I would like to erase.
- Meg! Get them my vacation details.
Could your view be nicer?
When we interviewed Terrence, he already
knew that Taylor was sleeping with Vaughn.
Oh, everything has to be about you.
At least you have someone
to go to dinner with.
Not a word from Peyton in three months.
And then, poof, she just shows up?
Hi, this is Bethany Miller.
Mr. Fowler's stylist.
A long time ago,
Meow. Someone has their acrylic tips out.
I'm going to see a friend.
Shut up! We have to celebrate.
Yeah. That's right.
Any chance I can get you
to flip through it?
It would've made it easier for him to cover
all the money he was spending on her.
That would've been even sweeter.
- Prove it.
- I don't have to.
about how I was crushing my date?
Ah. That explains so much.
Because maybe this is the way
it's going to be from now on.
And a beauty mark right where
I wanted to punch her.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 13, 2015
Liv and Detective Babineax investigate the murder of a hard-partying frat boy whose death shocks everyone. After consuming his brains, Liv attends a fraternity party in an attempt to search for clues, but ends up ruling the beer pong table instead.
Still desperate to find the cure, Ravi takes matters into his own hands and brings Major along for the ride. Meanwhile, Blaine meets with Angus, a mysterious person from his past.
I am overflowing with potential,
and I'm tapping every last drop.
customers are gonna be
knocking down our door.
Now, any progress finding that
guy who cut the tainted Utopium?
Oh, hey, I think we killed that.
Hey! Hey! Did Chad ever fight with anyone?
Maybe the victims of these pranks?
Hey, you. How did Chad ruin your life?
I was in the back room, talking to
some girl in a sexy unicorn costume.
Still there, still there, still
there, gone. Right? Let's go back.
You're like that box of
chocolates from Forrest Gump,
the medical skeletons.
These brains are fun as hell.
Can you tell us where you were
last night, around 10 p.m.?
A sideways glance could've made him snap.
I've run tests on regular
Utopium, but, to be honest,
Oh, don't bat those big brown eyes at me,
and everything's getting filtered
through the bro-zone layer.
me and Chad were kayaking
in the San Juans.
- Hey, girl!
Right now, I've got one
word in my bro-cabulary,
Because everything about me says
I'd be awesome at scoring drugs?
"Zeta Beta Theta Dog Fight
2015 Champion Chad Wolcoff."
- Billy Club, downtown.
- Okay, I'm on my way.
Based on the photos from the frat party,
the killer had to be over six-feet tall.
- I love you!
- You want? Huh?
Um, why do you want to
talk about the costume?
or that kid getting his freak
on dressed as a stuffed animal?
First, you're already dead.
Nobody cared when he was
killing the unwashed masses.
- No. No. No!
- Mr.Boss sends his regards.
And why would it even occur to
you to lock up your Beretta?
If you don't mind, what shortcut
are you taking this time, huh?
"Dad. Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad...
It's the dream that gets
me out of bed each day.
I'm kind of glad they couldn't,
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He died at 10:32 p.m.
whose day isn't brightened
by the news that he's gone.
Well, maybe it's the cannibalism.
Utopium from the night
of the boat massacre.
so, in the grand scheme, maybe
it was a little short-sighted.
Is he crouching behind home
plate at Yankee Stadium?
The wound in Suzuki's
thigh looked self-inflicted.
- How'd you even find me?
- We sprung for caller ID.
All the shouted bits,
yeah. I had the window open.
And Seattle's zombie population feeds off
I've been meaning to ask you.
But it wasn't pure. It
was cut with something.
Shipment just arrived.
He's like a dog with a bone.
Those five dead henchmen?
Now I worked with the sketch artist
at the 48th Precinct last month,
So, you have motive and no alibi.
Should I put the other one up here, too?
we won't care.
He won't notice you unless
you're a zombie he can kill.
So, listen, uh...
Like a lap dog or a pigeon that
would eat crumbs out of your hand.
with the Aryan Knights
of the New Confederacy,
That's why she runs away from me.
There are some bear claws in the
break room. Why don't you take mine?
I wanted to be at the
funeral, but, you know.
- Oh, that's okay.
- Oh, no, go on. Have a bite.
paintings of spaniels,
but no actual spaniel.
So his alibi checks out.
He was busy hating America.
I went back and checked out
that Arsenal-Chelsea match.
He threatened to. Multiple times.
And that's when I heard it.
Well, you did your job. People don't
get to kill each other willy-nilly.
I'm not doing this.